Daughter: “Hey lil brother I seen you spying on mom, you really like looking at her ass, so I thought I’d do you a favor by shrinking you down to 1/8 of a millimeter no need to thank me btw. So sent you love mom’s ass so much I’m gonna put you in her panties.”
*As soon as she puts her brother in her mom’s panties the mom comes in*
Mom: “Hey sweetie what are you doing, oh wait you were just finding my favorite pair of panties how sweet of you to do that for me. Where is your brothe?”
*She asks this while she’s putting them on*
Daughter: “Oh he went to a friends house for the week”
Mom: “Thank god he’s gone he’s so lazy all the damn time I’d wish he’d just disappear or something, anyway I’m going to go eat at the new Mexican restaurant that just opened up; I hear their food makes you really gassy ass hell.”
Daughter: “Hope you have fun.”
(Here’s what the mom looks like by the way http://fav.me/da6f7m8, if the link doesn’t work copy and paste it into Google)







