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Hawkeye: Yeah, maybe he’s homophobic.
BJ: We’re not gay, Hawk.
Hawkeye: We’re not?!
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@captainhawkeyepierce
BJ: Wow, Frank really hates us together.
Hawkeye: Yeah, maybe he’s homophobic.
BJ: We’re not gay, Hawk.
Hawkeye: We’re not?!
guess who's back!
hey everyone, i'm back (for at least a little while)!
it's been a hot minute but when i logged on i saw that a lot of posts on my other account captainhawkeyepierce were still getting notes long after i went on my little multi-year hiatus.
anyways, i logged on to thank you lovely people for providing the grounds for the paper that just saved my psychopathology grade, aka eight pages of me psychoanalyzing hawkeye to hell and back. the foundations of a lot of the arguments i made came from headcanons and generally-accepted theories i've read in the community on here and that was what i built my final paper around. so i just wanted to say thank you all for giving life to the theories that became my psychopathology final paper. couldn't have done it without y'all.
since it's been a while, i figured i'd do a little life update below the cut; also i might try to get back into posting on here. content warning for discussion of depression/mental health challenges.
I have one [1] fear
when your found family is not osha-compliant
“Two dumbasses and the voice of reason” is a fun relationship dynamic, but also consider:
(revised to credit og post x)
loving these three have permanently altered my speech patterns help
The show is just like this, you can’t make this stuff up
I invite my closest friends and family to a gender reveal party but when I open the doors with a maniacal flourish instead of pink or blue balloons, a large table is revealed. I dim the lights remotely as I put on my MASH ambiance playlist. Too late, they realize. The pregnancy? A scam. MASHED: A Korean War MASH RPG? Unboxed. The doors? Locked.
Has this been done?
Probably.
Did that stop me?
No
wait they were LITerally going to send hawk for psychiatric evaluation for being a homosexual. like IN the show. okay.
the cosmopolitan quiz didn't exist until 1965, but reader's digest for the tired queers it is
So was anyone gonna warn me about a character calling someone a simp in M*A*S*H or was I just supposed to take the psychic damage myself holy shit
not-so-radical theory: everyone on M*A*S*H is a closeted bi
Trapper: Aye ya Sidney, how long does it take until you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?
Sidney: I think-
Hawkeye: 72 hours
Sidney: how do you know?
Hawkeye: there’s currently a clown behind you
all I gotta say is straight people don't dress like this
my grandparents watching mash in 1972 vs me watching it in 2021