Money rule the world

Young successful businessman and inventor of the world famous thneed. M!A: None

[ask-cosplay-onceler]

Oh my god, another Once-ler in 4k

Oh my… I forgot how to deal with your kind…

I. DO. NOT. HAVE. ANY. MOOOOONEEEEEEEEEY.

[hobo-ler-deactivated20240123]

Oh boo-hoo. Mr. “I’m so rich I don’t even know how to talk to people normally”, why do you talk shit and act like you’re a tough guy while hiding behind a screen? Too scared to back up your words with a little meaning behind them?

[ask-cosplay-onceler]

Hello, security?

There’s SOME HOMELESS GUY in MY office.

Guess WHAT you’re going to JAIL!

[hobo-ler-deactivated20240123]

Homeless? You can’t even get your facts straight!

Oh wait, of course you can’t, man lover

[ask-cosplay-onceler]

Ooooh I SEE! You’re just envious of me.

I mean look at what you’re wearing. What even are you? Some kind of cheap impersonator?

[hobo-ler-deactivated20240123]

You’re just mad that i wore it better

[ask-the-oncelers-secretary]

Security has arrived, Mr. Once-ler!

[ask-cosplay-onceler]

You certainly added a special “aroma” to it.

Finally! The exit is that way.

If you’re too dumb to find it these men will assist you :)

[ask-cosplay-onceler]

I see people thinking that I have started my business recently.

No-no-no, my dear oncelings, my business have been up for years now.

[ask-cosplay-onceler]

Oh my god, another Once-ler in 4k

Oh my… I forgot how to deal with your kind…

I. DO. NOT. HAVE. ANY. MOOOOONEEEEEEEEEY.

[hobo-ler-deactivated20240123]

Oh boo-hoo. Mr. “I’m so rich I don’t even know how to talk to people normally”, why do you talk shit and act like you’re a tough guy while hiding behind a screen? Too scared to back up your words with a little meaning behind them?

[ask-cosplay-onceler]

Hello, security?

There’s SOME HOMELESS GUY in MY office.

Guess WHAT you’re going to JAIL!

[hobo-ler-deactivated20240123]

Homeless? You can’t even get your facts straight!

Oh wait, of course you can’t, man lover

[ask-cosplay-onceler]

Ooooh I SEE! You’re just envious of me.

I mean look at what you’re wearing. What even are you? Some kind of cheap impersonator?

[ask-cosplay-onceler]

Oh my god, another Once-ler in 4k

Oh my... I forgot how to deal with your kind...

I. DO. NOT. HAVE. ANY. MOOOOONEEEEEEEEEY.

[hobo-ler-deactivated20240123]

Oh boo-hoo. Mr. "I'm so rich I don't even know how to talk to people normally", why do you talk shit and act like you're a tough guy while hiding behind a screen? Too scared to back up your words with a little meaning behind them?

[ask-cosplay-onceler]

Hello, security?

There’s SOME HOMELESS GUY in MY office.

Guess WHAT you’re going to JAIL!

[ask-cosplay-onceler]

this is not a question but i just joined an onceler community and as soon as i got in i got your notification on my phone

I compliment your taste ;) I am great after all.

[ask-cosplay-onceler]

We have an impressive amount of money, sir, according to the earnings report for this quarter. Which I placed on your desk this morning. As you can see, Thneed sales are booming this season.

I know, but we can not let THEM find out.

Besides I wouldn't be rich and successful if I was giving money away.

[ask-the-oncelers-secretary]

{I meant to reblog this with this blog but tumblr bamboozled me whoops}

Of course not, I’ll file it away in the records safe where it will be available should you ever need to consult it. After all, we earned our keep by biggering this Thneed business!

[ask-cosplay-onceler]

Wonderful! We must keep biggering!

Also be sure to keep up that philanthropist appearance of mine!

[ask-cosplay-onceler]

Not a question but you're awesome!!

It's a statement

[ask-cosplay-onceler]

Oh shit dude, it’s the Will Toledo-ler. It’s literally just Will Toledo, but with the onceler’s name slapped onto him and he’s aggressing you for the spot of the gayest mf alive. What is your defense?

[ask-cosplay-onceler]

We have an impressive amount of money, sir, according to the earnings report for this quarter. Which I placed on your desk this morning. As you can see, Thneed sales are booming this season.

I know, but we can not let THEM find out.

Besides I wouldn't be rich and successful if I was giving money away.

[ask-cosplay-onceler]

Oh my god, another Once-ler in 4k

Oh my... I forgot how to deal with your kind...

I. DO. NOT. HAVE. ANY. MOOOOONEEEEEEEEEY.

[ask-cosplay-onceler]

Hello my dearest Oncelings.

As always due to having busy successful businessman life it is hard for me to find time to answer your questions, but fret not as I am still here and will get to everything eventually.

As always yours truly,

Mr. Once-ler

[ask-cosplay-onceler]

Happy Oncelerversary! 🎉 Or should I say meversary?

I am not dead and no, I am not switching to video format. Just need to finish some business first before being able to get back to you.

[ask-cosplay-onceler]

My lovely oncelings!

Expect to see lots of me after New Year. Enjoy this video of me booting 🍊 for now.

Yours truly.

[ask-cosplay-onceler]

Do you ever just enjoy your wealth and feel like somebody's watching? 🤷‍♀️

[ask-cosplay-onceler]

Hello my lovely fans!

Do not threat as I am clearing my schedule for you. Next weekend I’ll be answering your fanmails and complains, so make sure to send some.

[ask-cosplay-onceler]

I'm still alive and thrilling, just as busy as always, being the head of thneed industry.

Will get back to you as soon as my schedule allows. Keep em love letters going and keep complains to yourselves.

[ask-cosplay-onceler]

Bad? I'm not bad, I'm the good guy here!