holla

Welcome back, me.

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Happy Thanksgiving, you guys

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"I know you've made up your mind, and I can't stop you, because I'm just a dog. But what's going to happen to me and the others? What'll happen to us when you leave?"

Sad sighed heavily. "Don't worry, Ichi. Sassy will take care of you, I asked him to in the note."

"What's to stop him from throwing us in the trash?"

"He wouldn't do that, he'd know I cared about you too much for you to be thrown away. If anything, he'd give you away to a loving new home."

"Don't you want to say goodbye at least?"

"My goodbyes are in the note."

"I mean in person. No one wants to hear goodbye from a piece of paper."

"No....He'd just try to stop me. I'm serious this time."

"Please reconsider."

"....I'll reconsider my goodbyes, but I'm not changing the endgame." 

Sad picked up the small stuffed dog and whispered, "I'll miss you, buddy." He placed Ichi back on the shelf and left the basement.

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Sad scratched at his arms when he noticed they were a bit wet. He rolled up the sleeves on his shirt to look at his arms. The gauze on his arms were stained red.

"Huh, I thought I padded that better...." Sad made his way to the bathroom to clean up his arms.

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►draw whatever comes to your mind

Here you go

A lovely drawing

Just for you

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►check your blog on goggles

How lovely

Also who the fuck called me rude

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►try to touch your nose with your tongue

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►make something from origami paper

Here you go

It's a crumpled up ball of paper

How the fuck do you do origami I even googled this shit

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► run naked in the Truffula forest

Are you fucking kidding me?

*Groans before stripping down and walking outside*

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►do a little dance

I would just like to go on record and say I hate all of you

[fallenisms]

Send my character a ► and a command. They must obey.

[whobornofthenorth]

[ABUSE THIS-]

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toueinc replied to your post “*somersaults into your ask box* parkour”

absolutely. divulge

O.k. so I get these croissants from, I dunno, the commissary I guess and they’re really good so I get them a lot and they’re usually gone in not even a day. They’re really flaky and buttery and just overall the best. So I’m eating them and I think, “there’s no way anyone can fuck up a croissant.” And with that mentality in mind I get croissants from Publix bakery, just to shake things up. They are the most disappointing croissants I have ever eaten. They’re bland and soggy and just an embarrassment. But I mean I have a whole box so I gotta keep eating them or it’s a waste. So I keep eating them hoping maybe they’ll taste better once I get used to them. Nope. I went through a whole box of shitty croissant substitute. Basically what I’m getting at here is don’t buy Publix croissants.

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oh man i have a similar story

u know these delicious cookies? the ones u get at the grocery store?

so i was in the mood for them so i went down the the pharmacy and they had them but they were Nice! brand. and i’m like… okay that’s fine! so i got them.

but they were just the worst. they were hard to eat and just got stuck up everywhere in my mouth and the flavor was very pretty awful as well?????????? i ate them all in one night of course but it was a sad night full of disappointment and broken dreams

i don’t mind Nice! brand but Nice! brand cookies. are not so Nice!

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I had to look up the name of them because I couldn't just say "those really soft cookies with the sprinkles and frosting" because it takes too long and people give you odd looks. The brand is Lofthouse if you were ever curious.

But on the topic of disappointing foods, the one food that I thought was going to be disappointing but wasn't was those Tyson Anytizer chicken fries. This was when Burger King took them off the menu and I saw them in a store and thought "it's not the same" but I got it anyway cause what other option did I have. I was actually surprised cause they were good and I might have lived off of them for a while.

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toueinc replied to your post “*somersaults into your ask box* parkour”

absolutely. divulge

O.k. so I get these croissants from, I dunno, the commissary I guess and they're really good so I get them a lot and they're usually gone in not even a day. They're really flaky and buttery and just overall the best. So I'm eating them and I think, "there's no way anyone can fuck up a croissant." And with that mentality in mind I get croissants from Publix bakery, just to shake things up. They are the most disappointing croissants I have ever eaten. They're bland and soggy and just an embarrassment. But I mean I have a whole box so I gotta keep eating them or it's a waste. So I keep eating them hoping maybe they'll taste better once I get used to them. Nope. I went through a whole box of shitty croissant substitute. Basically what I'm getting at here is don't buy Publix croissants.

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*somersaults into your ask box* parkour

Bonjour

Wanna hear a tale about disappointing croissants?

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3 That picture is adorable, Sad!!

Oh, uh, thanks Pinkie

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*Doodles*

*Sets markers down*

....

*Slams face onto table*

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She shakes his hand gushy. "That's alright, you're doing p-pretty well, actually!" Akira is happy, that her encounter seems to be nice, but she isn't really used to that. "Smoothies?!", she almost accidentaly shout in a harsh tone, then cough slightly. "Hrrm.... I meannn.... heheh" the girl naturally has a rather irritated sounding voice, so she tries to speak more soft... "I mean, yes! Let's have a s-smhhh~oothie~~, shall we~~?" .... which sounds absolutely awkward.

Sad was a little perplexed by the other's....enthusiasm? At least, that's what he could only think to interpret the outburst as. Nevertheless, he was glad that his companion agreed to smoothies. "Alrighty then, let's go." He gave Akira a small smile and began walking. 

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Listens patiently, then starts grinning, which soon turns out to a silent laughter. "Heh, slow down, it's okay! I-I think I get what you might mean~." Awkwardly she offered a hand for a shake. "My name's Akira! Nice to meet you!" To appear more confident, she put her arms akimbo.

"Nice to meet you, Akira." He shook her hand then laughed nervously. "I'm uh, really sorry about all that. My social skills are kinda rusty." Sad bit his lip thoughtfully. "Sooo....do you like smoothies?"