Bustopher placed a coin on the counter, it a wroth a whole roasted chicken in the animal world. The bartender went to snatch it up, but Bustopher was too quick for him and placed his paw over the coin.
"He's small, black from the ears to the tip of his tail, a Jellicle cat. One of his names is Mr. Mistoffelees. I've been unofficially employed you must say to bring him to someone. Now I's can be a fairs cat when I's wants to be. So I'lls make a deal with you. You tell me where he is and I gives you this coin, now you don't tell me what I wants to know and I'lls get real mean and tear this place apart looking for 'em," Bustopher finished banging on a bar stool next to him with his fist causing to collapse.
The bartender was unimpressed not having heard of The Bruiser.
"Year well I got mean customers too, regular ones too," He smirked thinking his regulars would intimidate the big cat before him.
"Not like me," Bustopher said before braking into song. Followed other cats who know of The Bruiser and didn't want to get on his bad side.
I'm mean, I'm mean, I'm mean
You know what I mean
I'm mean, I'm mean, I'm mean
You know what I mean
He's mean, he's mean
You know what I say
He says he's mean
You know what I mean
He's mean, he's mean
Mean
He's mean, he's mean
You know what I mean
He's mean, he's mean
I say what I mean
That's true, that's true
I mean what I say
He do, he do
I'm so mean I had a dream of beating myself up
I broke my nose, I broke my hand, I wrestled myself to the ground and then
I choked myself to death, then broke the choke and woke up
That's how mean, I'm mean, I'm mean
You know what I mean
He's mean, he's mean
I practically lost
The fight of his life
And it took me all night
All night, all night
But I came out all right
All right, all right
Because I'm so mean
I'm mean
He's mean, he's mean
You know what I mean
He's mean, he's mean
I mean that I'm mean
He's mean, he's mean
I mean what I say
He's mean, he's mean
You know what I mean
He's mean, he's mean
I'm meaner than spit
That's it, that's it
I'm meaner than...
That's it, that's it
I'm meaner than mean
He's mean, he's mean
I'm mean
He's mean, he's mean
You know what I mean
He's mean, he's mean
If you know what I mean
He says he's mean
If you know what I mean
He's mean, he's mean
He's mean, he's mean
He's mean, he's mean
He's mean, he's mean
He's mean, he's mean
He says that he's mean
He's mean, he's mean
He's mean, he's mean
He's mean, he's mean
He's mean, he's mean
He's mean, he's mean
He's mean, he's mean