Ask Me, Doctor Parker

trust me i am a doctor

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@askdrpig You can’t ignore me for long! you look sickly and need a check up!!

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you suck. You suck! 

(vague) (file cabinet) (not about the dr pig guy)

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You suck, you aren’t even alive 

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- Very trusted Doctor, who is an actual real medical student who went to medical school and graduated, that you can trust

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where did you go, i miss you

Sorry I had contracted a deadly illness there is no cure

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no………….. it can’t be………

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Yes, it’s true…… This real life Doctor(in caps because you know that’s the real deal) that you can trust has….

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developed…..

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servere……

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Swag

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where did you go, i miss you

Sorry I had contracted a deadly illness there is no cure

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no………….. it can’t be………

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Yes, it’s true…… This real life Doctor(in caps because you know that’s the real deal) that you can trust has….

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developed…..

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servere......

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where did you go, i miss you

Sorry I had contracted a deadly illness there is no cure

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no………….. it can’t be………

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Yes, it’s true…… This real life Doctor(in caps because you know that’s the real deal) that you can trust has….

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developed.....

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where did you go, i miss you

Sorry I had contracted a deadly illness there is no cure

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no………….. it can’t be………

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Yes, it's true...... This real life Doctor(in caps because you know that's the real deal) that you can trust has....

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where did you go, i miss you

Sorry I had contracted a deadly illness there is no cure

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Do your bones feel good?

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New studies show that osteoporosis isn’t the only thing that will cause pain in the Bones.

-- Office of Dr. Parker, certified doctor in his field, trust him.

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I looked at my empty milk carton and the expiration date says 

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how to know if youre looking at god:

the face is really really really really really big. like really fuckingbig. like enormous. like ABSOLUTEly giant fucking big reeally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really gargantuan GIANT HEAD god has a big head

if its a normal person they should be breathing

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I, a very very trustable doctor, would like to ask if it’s ok if I (A Real Life Medical Doctor) could use this as data?

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I am in the labs and discovering something mind boggling.

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Hey, Doctor Parker here, I am in need of Adson Periosteal Elevator, Semi Sharp. If anyone happens to have one that I can borrow please drop it off at the Whataburger drive-thru, trust me, this is real medical innovation at hand

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I am in the labs and discovering something mind boggling.

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would u like some nice good apple pie

Oh Yes! This doctor would love to!!

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Wait a second.

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would u like some nice good apple pie

Oh Yes! This doctor would love to!!

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i have the hiccups

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