my apologies, mon cher, but I do not speak poor

Fedya Dolokhov, aka your worst nightmare, proud brother and prouder son, fierce dueler and heavy day drinker, twisted fucking cycle path... dont mess with me

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“cycle path” i’m gonna choke

No clue why you’re puking, love. It’s the truth. I’m a twisted fucking cycle path.

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Well not to be a bitch, but I love my mother a lot so I can never do anything wrong.

[kuraginz]

soft boy dolokhov

unacceptable. blocked.

[ask-dolokhov]

The world just doesn’t understand my plights...

[ask-dolokhov]

I've been busy for the past few days, as I went on a trip with my family, but now that I'm back I'm going to spark some controversy. Don't @ me for what I'm about to say, but like.... Anatole deserved better and was never in the wrong.

[ask-dolokhov]

For the poem thing: Right?

“I’m fairly certain that I lack directional skills,as, when I’m told to go right, I immediately turn tail and run as far left as possible. So,if it’s true that I lack skill with directions, and, if you believe me when I say it is true, then know that I’m worse at going the right way, and that I’m far worse at doing the right thing. I am not a moral man, and instead I am a cold hearted shooter with a heavy finger on the trigger of my pistol. The only skills I have,are skills with firearms, since their directionsare not right and left nor are they right and wrong.They’re fire and cease fire; shoot and stop. Much like me, guns do not go right. And, even more like me, canons cannot be right. That’s the appeal of artillery and gunfire to me. All either of them can do is shoot or stop shooting, Which are the only things I can do well too.”

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;^)

>:-(

[ask-petya-rostov]

😂😂😂

[ask-nikolairostov]

It wasn’t a joke when Mother and Father berated me endlessly for losing all that money! Do you know how long it took to earn all that back?

[ask-dolokhov]

Your family had it coming lol

[ask-nikolairostov]

What did we do? Just because you got rejected doesn’t mean you can take all of our money!

I mean, I get rejected all the time and I don’t do that kind of stuff.

[ask-dolokhov]

You know what you did and so does your family. Also, you’re not me, so of course you don’t do that stuff. You couldn’t possibly understand me, you’re too in love with the tsar

[ask-nikolairostov]

And you’re too in love with yourself to care about other people!

[ask-dolokhov]

I care about other people, but go off I guess. You’re just not one of the people I care about ;^)

[ask-nikolairostov]

I thought we had something back then. :’(

[ask-dolokhov]

Anatole also had a leg back then, but look at him now. The past is the past

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;^)

>:-(

[ask-petya-rostov]

😂😂😂

[ask-nikolairostov]

It wasn’t a joke when Mother and Father berated me endlessly for losing all that money! Do you know how long it took to earn all that back?

[ask-dolokhov]

Your family had it coming lol

[ask-nikolairostov]

What did we do? Just because you got rejected doesn’t mean you can take all of our money!

I mean, I get rejected all the time and I don’t do that kind of stuff.

[ask-dolokhov]

You know what you did and so does your family. Also, you’re not me, so of course you don’t do that stuff. You couldn’t possibly understand me, you’re too in love with the tsar

[ask-nikolairostov]

And you’re too in love with yourself to care about other people!

[ask-dolokhov]

I care about other people, but go off I guess. You’re just not one of the people I care about ;^)

[ask-nikolairostov]

;^)

>:-(

[ask-petya-rostov]

😂😂😂

[ask-nikolairostov]

It wasn’t a joke when Mother and Father berated me endlessly for losing all that money! Do you know how long it took to earn all that back?

[ask-dolokhov]

Your family had it coming lol

[ask-nikolairostov]

What did we do? Just because you got rejected doesn’t mean you can take all of our money!

I mean, I get rejected all the time and I don’t do that kind of stuff.

[ask-dolokhov]

You know what you did and so does your family. Also, you’re not me, so of course you don’t do that stuff. You couldn’t possibly understand me, you’re too in love with the tsar

[ask-nikolairostov]

;^)

>:-(

[ask-petya-rostov]

😂😂😂

[ask-nikolairostov]

It wasn’t a joke when Mother and Father berated me endlessly for losing all that money! Do you know how long it took to earn all that back?

[ask-dolokhov]

Your family had it coming lol

[ask-petya-rostov]

Hey what did we do???????

[ask-dolokhov]

You weren’t involved in it. But, your family knows what they did, and your brothers lucky he lost 43,000. He almost woke up with 43 bullets in him lmao

[ask-nikolairostov]

;^)

>:-(

[ask-petya-rostov]

😂😂😂

[ask-nikolairostov]

It wasn’t a joke when Mother and Father berated me endlessly for losing all that money! Do you know how long it took to earn all that back?

[ask-dolokhov]

Your family had it coming lol

[kuraginz]

dolokhov canonically has an anime mouth and i Don’t Like That

[kuraginz]

me: hey dolokhov

he:

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>:}