Ask Edwin Jarvis

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[thegirlinthebyakko]

Jarvis is left to wrangle the evil flamingo and young master Stark. 

[benoitblanc]

JAMES D’ARCY as EDWIN JARVIS in AGENT CARTER (2015-2016) PAUL BETTANY as VISION in WANDAVISION (2021)

[ask-edwinjarvis]

How was your holiday, Mr. Stark? Blow anything up? Sell any pink monstrosities by chance? Or are there disgruntled husbands I need to insulate you from? @askhowardstark​

[askhowardstark]

Didn’t I tell you? The trip to India was a bust business-wise, but I met a man who breeds flamingos. Got Bernard a lady friend. She should arrive at the California house next week.

[ask-edwinjarvis]

I don't know what I have done to earn this level of betrayal, sir.

[ask-edwinjarvis]

How was your holiday, Mr. Stark? Blow anything up? Sell any pink monstrosities by chance? Or are there disgruntled husbands I need to insulate you from? @askhowardstark​

[takadasaiko]

Howard Stark 

Marvel’s What If // Captain America: The First Avenger

[team-downey-1965]

A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints:

[eldritch-crone-deactivated20210]

The most important Stark family members - Bernard Stark and Gerald Stark-Potts - being a menace to society.

[eldritch-crone-deactivated20210]

Ana & Edwin Jarvis and Tony & Pepper Potts being that couple, and making SHIELD agents uncomfortable with their PDA.

(Tony might get his genius from Howard; but he gets his dumbassery and utter love for his wife from his butler-dad)

[keepyourlife]

# they share one (1) braincell and peggy has it

[sersi]

AGENT CARTER (2015 - 2016) ▶▶▶ The Atomic Job (2.05)

[askhowardstark]

Been outta town a few days and I seem to be missing exactly one large, pink bird.

@ask-edwinjarvis​, anything you wanna tell me?

[ask-edwinjarvis]

I dont know what you could be insinuating, sir. Perhaps, a migration occurred?

[askhowardstark]

Yeah? Some place warmer than Los Angeles?

[ask-edwinjarvis]

Somewhere with better air quality? Could I distract you with interest you in some tea, sir?

[askhowardstark]

It needs somethin’ a little stronger in it. My most trusted butler lost my flamingo. 

[ask-edwinjarvis]

Lost is such a strong word…misplaced? Forcibly removed? Perhaps free roaming wild animals was not the best of your ideas? sigh Check inside the shed out back, maybe.

[askhowardstark]

Wait…. We’ve got a shed out back?

[ask-edwinjarvis]

Your lack of knowledge of your own home shouldn't be so surprising yet here we are. Let me fetch it...him...ugh.

[askhowardstark]

Been outta town a few days and I seem to be missing exactly one large, pink bird.

@ask-edwinjarvis​, anything you wanna tell me?

[ask-edwinjarvis]

I dont know what you could be insinuating, sir. Perhaps, a migration occurred?

[askhowardstark]

Yeah? Some place warmer than Los Angeles?

[ask-edwinjarvis]

Somewhere with better air quality? Could I distract you with interest you in some tea, sir?

[askhowardstark]

It needs somethin’ a little stronger in it. My most trusted butler lost my flamingo. 

[ask-edwinjarvis]

Lost is such a strong word...misplaced? Forcibly removed? Perhaps free roaming wild animals was not the best of your ideas? sigh Check inside the shed out back, maybe.

[askhowardstark]

Been outta town a few days and I seem to be missing exactly one large, pink bird.

@ask-edwinjarvis​, anything you wanna tell me?

[ask-edwinjarvis]

I dont know what you could be insinuating, sir. Perhaps, a migration occurred?

[askhowardstark]

Yeah? Some place warmer than Los Angeles?

[ask-edwinjarvis]

Somewhere with better air quality? Could I distract you with interest you in some tea, sir?

[askhowardstark]

Been outta town a few days and I seem to be missing exactly one large, pink bird.

@ask-edwinjarvis​, anything you wanna tell me?

[ask-edwinjarvis]

I dont know what you could be insinuating, sir. Perhaps, a migration occurred?

[askhowardstark]

Have you ever had an experiment go off in your face?

Once or twice. Price of testing the limits of science and technology.

Just don’t get @ask-edwinjarvis started on the last time I set the lab on fire….

[ask-edwinjarvis]

I can still smell your singed hair every time I go in there. I do wish you’d be more careful. Perhaps next time you should keep the fire extinguisher on standby?

[askhowardstark]

Or the fire marshal….. 

Wonder how much it’d take to put him on call.

[ask-edwinjarvis]

We could always sell Bernard to assure we have the proper funds allocated. All in the name of lab safety of course…

[askhowardstark]

You kiddin’? Everybody loved him at the part last week. Rita thought he was a hoot. 

[ask-edwinjarvis]

Everybody sir?

[askhowardstark]

Have you ever had an experiment go off in your face?

Once or twice. Price of testing the limits of science and technology.

Just don’t get @ask-edwinjarvis started on the last time I set the lab on fire….

[ask-edwinjarvis]

I can still smell your singed hair every time I go in there. I do wish you’d be more careful. Perhaps next time you should keep the fire extinguisher on standby?

[askhowardstark]

Or the fire marshal….. 

Wonder how much it’d take to put him on call.

[ask-edwinjarvis]

We could always sell Bernard to assure we have the proper funds allocated. All in the name of lab safety of course...

[askhowardstark]

Have you ever had an experiment go off in your face?

Once or twice. Price of testing the limits of science and technology.

Just don’t get @ask-edwinjarvis started on the last time I set the lab on fire….

[ask-edwinjarvis]

I can still smell your singed hair every time I go in there. I do wish you’d be more careful. Perhaps next time you should keep the fire extinguisher on standby?