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i am leaving this blog

as many of you have noticed, this blog is fairly dead and i almost never update. i will be leaving the teacher au but you can still find me at my other blog, @ask-flashover , i had fun running this blog but feel like i can no longer continue it so goodbye. i'll miss all of you.

#{ooc}#{mr. keene has left dewside elementary school}

Are you saying that one small child is to much for you to handle

I can handle an entire class of children. What I cannot tolerate in this classroom however is disrespect.

Can I wear my Heelys to school?

of course you can just hide them from the principal and anyone else who tries silencing your heelys

tWo mONThS?!?!

hey, i have a good reason!!

yeah,,,

#oof #its an update #feel free to Yell at him abt this

For show and tell can I bring my Pokémon cards?

of course you can, sweetie. I'm sure we'd all love to see them!

Hi Mr. Kirkland, you're adorable fhsjcjfm

oh!

I wouldn't call that listening more like getting you into as much trouble as possible without breaking the rules *eats another unbaked potato*

you know, maybe one of the more strict teachers might not mind watching you for me during lunch or recess. would you like that?

*stays a city away without telling anyone where I am* *parents freak out* *police are contacted* I just did what you s a i d *evil laughter*

so NOW you listen??

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“I’m Emily and this is my dad! Please ask us things!”

#{ this is my new blog! }#{ this is what i've been workjng on for quite a while so please follow it! }#self-promo

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Put ¥ in my ask and my muse will rate your muse on:

Looks: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 Personality: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 Attraction: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 Would they date them: yes | no Favorite thing about them: Least favorite thing about them:

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((Imma just jump on this band wagon now. Send some in??? Maybe???))

,,,,,,

#{i swear his handwriting isnt as shitty as mine}#{he has really neat handwriting most of the time}

MR. KIRKLAND, HELP! The boys set Elizabeth's hair on fire, Feliciano is crying, Lovino is screaming at Antonio, Alfred snuck McDonalds with him again, Natalya is scaring Ivan, and OH GOD THEYRE CUTTING MY HAIR HELP ME

i present: more reasons i consider transferring schools/more reasons i don't like getting out of bed

*bathes in butter* THE GODS DEMAND A SACRIFICE

thanks

*dabs outside the classroom door and then eats an unbaked potato* I technically didn't break any rules

stay a city away from me at all times

Mr. Kirkland, have you noticed how the librarian blushes when you walk past him in the hall? Tee hee~! — A shipping crazy student

blushing could mean a lot of things

Teacher! Teacher! Teacher! Teacher!! Your desk is on fire, we're out of glue sticks, the boys started a cult, all the glitter is on the floor and we missed nap!!! HeLp!!!!

sometimes i don't want to wake up in the mornings and this is why

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