Hey! I thought I told you to quit chewing on that!
He tenses up and slowly turns his head, discreetly tring to spit the wrench he was chewing at out. "Uuuuh chew wad chew? Gnar no did anything"
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@ask-fluffy-gnar
Hey! I thought I told you to quit chewing on that!
He tenses up and slowly turns his head, discreetly tring to spit the wrench he was chewing at out. "Uuuuh chew wad chew? Gnar no did anything"
Gnar puts a finger to his chin "hmm. Gnar fine dinoghars ad wen Gnar go to da weird place giant puwple worm wid lotz mouths." He then looks at Xerath "wat bot u mista? U luk stwong tu"
Xerath wasn't really sure what these 'dinoghars' were, but a giant purple worm with many mouths? That certainly sounded like a Voidborn pest, especially if it was from a weird place. In fact, if Gnar actually went to the Void and not only lived, but remained somewhat sane... Well, Xerath had to admit: he was actually somewhat impressed.
When question about his own feats, though, the Magus wasted no time boasting. "I am not merely strong, Gnar. I am power itself. I have defeated gods. It is because they feared my might that they imprisoned me in these wretched chains..." Xerath grasped the seal that bound him. "But one day, I will be free again..."
"Huuu..." Gnar ponders looking at the chains gis ears twitching as he did so. "Dat look rily uncomfy... mabe... oh mabe Gnar ca bweak da chains? Gnar is stwong lotz"
Gnar happily bounces with a huge grin
"Hey Lu. I have Pocky. Wanna try some?" eyebrow wiggle
“YEEES ! Is that candy ?!” @ask-fluffy-gnar
"Ahanga. Sweet candy with strawberies"
// remember when i did that ? @ask-fluffy-gnar lmao XD
Omg yes hahaha good times :D
Garam was wandering in the woods for a week. He was trying to find the hidden city; Ixaocan. But the forest was too big for a yordle and so he got lost. "Damn it! Where am I!" Garam didn't want to admit it, but he desperately needed help. Then he saw a smoke! There must be people! So he ran and saw... A furball?
Gnar was sitting by his campfire, grilling a giant fish he caught. His ears twitch as he heard the ruffling of leaves. He picks up his weapon and gets ready to attack if need be. There are a lot of beasties out there that would like him as a snack.He tilts his head questiongly as he saw a yordle appear from the forest.
“Gnar Just join bekaz Gnar iz bord ad Gawam need bodygard nyejehehe” Gnar laughs before diving in to every tipe of food “Gnar mo si pwobwem if Gawam Just wan see city”
“Yeah… Sure…” Garam lied a bit. He wasn’t going to just see the city. He was going to cause a huge problem, because that’s what he was.
“Still, they will not welcome you. And how are you going to get inside?” Taki asked.
“Don’t worry. I have my way… I think.” Garam said.
“Oh oh! We iz gona be sniky? Like ninja? Gnar ca be rily sniky” the yordle bounces excitedly, with his tail wagging. Then he picks up a chicken leg.
“No. But I can teleport. Well, sort of.” He then showed a coin to them. He threw the coin and used his ability. The coin’s and his positions got switched.
Gnars eyes sparkle “ninja ninja!” He bounces happily “agan agan. Do it agan”
“Alright. Calm down.” Then Garam showed his power again.
“Wow, that’s amazing!” Taki said. And this made Garam blushed. “I am flattered.” Garam said.
"We haz powa of da sneek. And if tingz get tudi Gnar Just panch ril goob like pow pow" Gnar punches the air grinning from ear to ear "Gnar iz vewy stwong"
“Quit sneaking into my workshop!”
"But but but shiny tigz ad butonz!" Gnar tries to look innocent "wat dey do? Oh ca gnar try dat? Can it fwy?" He scurrys about
“No! Get your butt outta here before you break something!”
Rumble tries to pick the yordle up, but considering he himself was a runt…that was easier said than done.
He holds up a piece "uh oh. Dis impowtant? Gnar swer Gnar waz gental wid it. Bu it haz nice batan. Ca Gnar pwess da batan? "
Thoughts on Gragas?
Gnar "big stinky man wid weird Juice. Yucki juice"
“Quit sneaking into my workshop!”
"But but but shiny tigz ad butonz!" Gnar tries to look innocent "wat dey do? Oh ca gnar try dat? Can it fwy?" He scurrys about
Thoughts on Rumble?
Mun: I would also build myself a mech suit to make myself taller.
Gnar: Wamba go woosh woodh. Asam guy
Garam was wandering in the woods for a week. He was trying to find the hidden city; Ixaocan. But the forest was too big for a yordle and so he got lost. "Damn it! Where am I!" Garam didn't want to admit it, but he desperately needed help. Then he saw a smoke! There must be people! So he ran and saw... A furball?
Gnar was sitting by his campfire, grilling a giant fish he caught. His ears twitch as he heard the ruffling of leaves. He picks up his weapon and gets ready to attack if need be. There are a lot of beasties out there that would like him as a snack.He tilts his head questiongly as he saw a yordle appear from the forest.
“Gnar Just join bekaz Gnar iz bord ad Gawam need bodygard nyejehehe” Gnar laughs before diving in to every tipe of food “Gnar mo si pwobwem if Gawam Just wan see city”
“Yeah… Sure…” Garam lied a bit. He wasn’t going to just see the city. He was going to cause a huge problem, because that’s what he was.
“Still, they will not welcome you. And how are you going to get inside?” Taki asked.
“Don’t worry. I have my way… I think.” Garam said.
“Oh oh! We iz gona be sniky? Like ninja? Gnar ca be rily sniky” the yordle bounces excitedly, with his tail wagging. Then he picks up a chicken leg.
“No. But I can teleport. Well, sort of.” He then showed a coin to them. He threw the coin and used his ability. The coin’s and his positions got switched.
Gnars eyes sparkle "ninja ninja!" He bounces happily "agan agan. Do it agan"
How tall are you?
Gnar and mun are both fun sized.
Garam was wandering in the woods for a week. He was trying to find the hidden city; Ixaocan. But the forest was too big for a yordle and so he got lost. "Damn it! Where am I!" Garam didn't want to admit it, but he desperately needed help. Then he saw a smoke! There must be people! So he ran and saw... A furball?
Gnar was sitting by his campfire, grilling a giant fish he caught. His ears twitch as he heard the ruffling of leaves. He picks up his weapon and gets ready to attack if need be. There are a lot of beasties out there that would like him as a snack.He tilts his head questiongly as he saw a yordle appear from the forest.
“Gnar Just join bekaz Gnar iz bord ad Gawam need bodygard nyejehehe” Gnar laughs before diving in to every tipe of food “Gnar mo si pwobwem if Gawam Just wan see city”
“Yeah… Sure…” Garam lied a bit. He wasn’t going to just see the city. He was going to cause a huge problem, because that’s what he was.
“Still, they will not welcome you. And how are you going to get inside?” Taki asked.
“Don’t worry. I have my way… I think.” Garam said.
"Oh oh! We iz gona be sniky? Like ninja? Gnar ca be rily sniky" the yordle bounces excitedly, with his tail wagging. Then he picks up a chicken leg.
Garam was wandering in the woods for a week. He was trying to find the hidden city; Ixaocan. But the forest was too big for a yordle and so he got lost. "Damn it! Where am I!" Garam didn't want to admit it, but he desperately needed help. Then he saw a smoke! There must be people! So he ran and saw... A furball?
Gnar was sitting by his campfire, grilling a giant fish he caught. His ears twitch as he heard the ruffling of leaves. He picks up his weapon and gets ready to attack if need be. There are a lot of beasties out there that would like him as a snack.He tilts his head questiongly as he saw a yordle appear from the forest.
"Gnar Just join bekaz Gnar iz bord ad Gawam need bodygard nyejehehe" Gnar laughs before diving in to every tipe of food "Gnar mo si pwobwem if Gawam Just wan see city"
Garam was wandering in the woods for a week. He was trying to find the hidden city; Ixaocan. But the forest was too big for a yordle and so he got lost. "Damn it! Where am I!" Garam didn't want to admit it, but he desperately needed help. Then he saw a smoke! There must be people! So he ran and saw... A furball?
Gnar was sitting by his campfire, grilling a giant fish he caught. His ears twitch as he heard the ruffling of leaves. He picks up his weapon and gets ready to attack if need be. There are a lot of beasties out there that would like him as a snack.He tilts his head questiongly as he saw a yordle appear from the forest.
“Oooh ur hom luk lik old Gnar hom.” Gnar runs in, greetinv everyone “hewo. Me iz Gnar. Nič mit u”
Garam greeted, too. People greeted back, but they wondered who or what Gnar and Garam are.
“They are friends I found. They are Yordles!” Taki introduced them.
Gnar happily nods and pulls Garam close “Ad dis is Gawam. He goob boy too. Sem henlo, Gawam” gnars tail wags excitedly.
Garam was a bit embarrassed that Gnar called him a good boy.
“Yeah, I am Garam. Nice to meet you.” Garam gestured to handshake with Taki’s mother.
But Taki’s mother patted Garam’s head gently instead. “Ow. You are a gentleman, aren’t you? Welcome.”
“Si Gawam, dey iz nice” Gnar grins “Dey fo sur know wad u luk fo”
“Hm? Is there something you need?” Taki’s mother asked.
“Well, yes. I am looking for a place called Ixatal. Do you know anything about that place?” Garam asked.
“Well, yes. But the first thing is to eat! Follow me! Dinner is ready.” Taki’s mother invited both Garam and Gnar.
“Yay food~ Gnar lik food. Wad food we haz? Gnar ca halp make it” he dances after them excitedly “Iz u hantaz tu? Wad bigest ting u hanted?”
“Thank you dear. But we cannot let our guests to do the work. And food is ready already. Come. Let’s eat together.” Taki’s mother said.
“M'opay!” He grins then pulls garam along woth him or at least tries to “com on food Gnar hanga’
Taki’s mother brought food for them. There were so many dishes, there was no space on the table. “Sorry for little food. We didn’t expect guests today.” But Garam didn’t think so. “I am not sure your definition of "little”. The table is going to collapse!“
"Tak u lotz fo fud. It lik old time wid Gnarz famaly" he grins as he observes all the food on the table. "Ad den mista Taki ca tell us bout city"
Garam was wandering in the woods for a week. He was trying to find the hidden city; Ixaocan. But the forest was too big for a yordle and so he got lost. "Damn it! Where am I!" Garam didn't want to admit it, but he desperately needed help. Then he saw a smoke! There must be people! So he ran and saw... A furball?
Gnar was sitting by his campfire, grilling a giant fish he caught. His ears twitch as he heard the ruffling of leaves. He picks up his weapon and gets ready to attack if need be. There are a lot of beasties out there that would like him as a snack.He tilts his head questiongly as he saw a yordle appear from the forest.
“Oooh ur hom luk lik old Gnar hom.” Gnar runs in, greetinv everyone “hewo. Me iz Gnar. Nič mit u”
Garam greeted, too. People greeted back, but they wondered who or what Gnar and Garam are.
“They are friends I found. They are Yordles!” Taki introduced them.
Gnar happily nods and pulls Garam close “Ad dis is Gawam. He goob boy too. Sem henlo, Gawam” gnars tail wags excitedly.
Garam was a bit embarrassed that Gnar called him a good boy.
“Yeah, I am Garam. Nice to meet you.” Garam gestured to handshake with Taki’s mother.
But Taki’s mother patted Garam’s head gently instead. “Ow. You are a gentleman, aren’t you? Welcome.”
“Si Gawam, dey iz nice” Gnar grins “Dey fo sur know wad u luk fo”
“Hm? Is there something you need?” Taki’s mother asked.
“Well, yes. I am looking for a place called Ixatal. Do you know anything about that place?” Garam asked.
“Well, yes. But the first thing is to eat! Follow me! Dinner is ready.” Taki’s mother invited both Garam and Gnar.
“Yay food~ Gnar lik food. Wad food we haz? Gnar ca halp make it” he dances after them excitedly “Iz u hantaz tu? Wad bigest ting u hanted?”
“Thank you dear. But we cannot let our guests to do the work. And food is ready already. Come. Let’s eat together.” Taki’s mother said.
"M'opay!" He grins then pulls garam along woth him or at least tries to "com on food Gnar hanga'
Garam was wandering in the woods for a week. He was trying to find the hidden city; Ixaocan. But the forest was too big for a yordle and so he got lost. "Damn it! Where am I!" Garam didn't want to admit it, but he desperately needed help. Then he saw a smoke! There must be people! So he ran and saw... A furball?
Gnar was sitting by his campfire, grilling a giant fish he caught. His ears twitch as he heard the ruffling of leaves. He picks up his weapon and gets ready to attack if need be. There are a lot of beasties out there that would like him as a snack.He tilts his head questiongly as he saw a yordle appear from the forest.
“Oooh ur hom luk lik old Gnar hom.” Gnar runs in, greetinv everyone “hewo. Me iz Gnar. Nič mit u”
Garam greeted, too. People greeted back, but they wondered who or what Gnar and Garam are.
“They are friends I found. They are Yordles!” Taki introduced them.
Gnar happily nods and pulls Garam close “Ad dis is Gawam. He goob boy too. Sem henlo, Gawam” gnars tail wags excitedly.
Garam was a bit embarrassed that Gnar called him a good boy.
“Yeah, I am Garam. Nice to meet you.” Garam gestured to handshake with Taki’s mother.
But Taki’s mother patted Garam’s head gently instead. “Ow. You are a gentleman, aren’t you? Welcome.”
“Si Gawam, dey iz nice” Gnar grins “Dey fo sur know wad u luk fo”
“Hm? Is there something you need?” Taki’s mother asked.
“Well, yes. I am looking for a place called Ixatal. Do you know anything about that place?” Garam asked.
“Well, yes. But the first thing is to eat! Follow me! Dinner is ready.” Taki’s mother invited both Garam and Gnar.
"Yay food~ Gnar lik food. Wad food we haz? Gnar ca halp make it" he dances after them excitedly "Iz u hantaz tu? Wad bigest ting u hanted?"
Gnar understood maybe half of it all. He puts a finger to his chin as he listens. "Oh dat min you want chains gon?" He tilts his head "Gnar ca do dat. It look uncomfy"
Xerath could see that the significance of his feats were lost on the yordle, which came as no great surprise. At the very least, Gnar seemed to understand the Magus's predicament, if not the nature of his confinement.
"These are no ordinary chains, yordle. Were it so easy to break them, I would have done so long ago. In truth... That is partly why I seek the beast. If it is truly as mighty as the stories claim, it may be able to free me..." Of course, brute force alone wouldn't be enough to shatter the seal, but if the beast's strength were enhanced by Xerath's own magic, then it may stand a chance...
"Gnar iz pwety stwong. Mabe Ganr cud halp" he bounces excitedly, then goes to a boulder and lifts it with ease, Just to prove his point "si"