in love with all these vampires

vamp - 24 he/him - white trans masc bigender - jewish

[law-of-abstraction]

Bats, by Edward Gorey (1925 – 2000).

[homunculus-argument]

We need to isolate and start selectively breeding the plastic eating bacteria so we can optimise their efficiency, and then somehow splice their DNA into the gut bacteria of an obligate carnivore, so we can put it in our cats gut biomes so they'll finally be free of having to choose between whether they want to eat plastic or whether they want to live.

[bold-baddie]

[felipeiv]

[firebirdeternal]

"I have never seen a cat that showed affection/love for it's owner" is the pet ownership version of "I don't believe in Female Orgasms they don't exist, after all, my wife has never had one"

[dankmemeuniversity]

[iamoutofideas]

[gotyouanyway]

anything u think about YOUR life after 10pm is bs to be ignored. anything u think about a character’s life after 10pm should be posted about online and expanded on for paragraphs. :)

[disease-deactivated20210414]

MARK ROTHKO, UNTITLED, 1968, ACRYLIC ON PAPER

[iprotectyou]

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[sceneisforever]

a cd collection tht iz 2 die 4 !!

[mumblesplash]

[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

[fudamnshi]

”time heals all wounds” WRONG. it merely allows for infection.. it is Too late for me

[junglejim4322]

It’s so hard being the worlds first living tragically died too young diva celebrity who is alive and isn’t famous

[andhumanslovedstories]

There’s an emotion only unlocked when you live in a house with multiple stories. I call it “the stair emotion” and it’s when you realize the object you need is on the other side of yet another trip up and down those goddamn stairs. It’s the closest I get to transcending the desire for material goods. Maybe I don’t need that notebook. Maybe I don’t need anything.

[clubpenguinkiller]

cats always step precisely on your most sensitive areas when theyre crawling on you lovingly for cuddles. bladder dick ovaries boobs stomach bruise it doesnt matter. they have homing devices on their paws for the exact area you’re most tender at the moment and they put their full weight into that step. and sometimes they might keep their stance midstride so theyre just standing there forever forcing you to endure the pain. because they are simply too cute to get mad at

[iamanewvagina101]

what r ur kinks

I'm consumed by grief