Lizz: Ok Nick what are you here for?
Nick:
(GMTC is a fnaf au by @cobalt-axolotl)
Howdy I’m Nick. And this is a blog to vent out my frustrations and also post some funny interactions.
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@ask-gmtc
Lizz: Ok Nick what are you here for?
Nick:
(GMTC is a fnaf au by @cobalt-axolotl)
Howdy I’m Nick. And this is a blog to vent out my frustrations and also post some funny interactions.
Featured characters under the cut:
Nick: DON’T TALK TO ME OR MY DAUGHTER EVER AGAIN!
Here’s some art I made of ma boi Nick and his else’s daughter Leonia while she was still a baby
Reblog if you want Asks/Messages from your followers in your inbox
*The Squad with cigarettes*
Nick: I smoke regularly.
Adrian: I smoke sparingly.
Susie: I smoked once, but I didn't care for it.
Sam: I've never smoked, but the idea intrigues me.
Kasey: I've never smoked, and I refuse to do so.
Lizz: What's a cigarette?
Sam: Why are you drinking?
Nick: I drink when I'm depressed.
Sam: But you're always drinking?
Nick: *smug grin*
"Hey there what can I get- wait I remember you, I visited you when you were a kid."
Nick: who the fuck are you.
Lizz: hey Adrian have you ever managed to win an argument against Nick?
Adrian: we never argue, he. Speaks German, and i shut up
Kasey: My nephew likes to play McDonald's, which is what you'd expect it to be. He says, "Welcome to McDonald's. How may I help you?" After you order, he says, "Okay, coming right up," and pretends to give you your food. He has another game called "Silly McDonald's," which is the same thing, except no matter what you order, he says, "Here's your cold hamburger."
Kasey: I know l'm biased, but he's a comedic genius, as far as l'm concerned.
I’m in a good mood today *swaps RQX with RQX from Faztasy*
Nick:… you just screwed over a whole lot of people.
Jun: HOW DID I DIE AGAIN! Oh wait this is another world… ehh it could honestly be much worse.
Nick:… well this is a pleasant surprise.
RQX: laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!
Nick: i trusted you
RQX: Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people
Nick: he died of natural causes
Clover: YOU PUSHED HIM OVER THE RAILS!
Nick: yeah, gravity is natural.
(We where talking about Simon’s dad)
Lizz: *hyperventilating* OH GOD OH FUCK.
Nick: DER TAG, AN DEM ICH MICH ENTSCHEIDE, MEINE KINDER ZU BESUCHEN, UND SIE VON EINEM ANDROIDEN AXOLOTL ENTFĂśHRT WERDEN!
Nick: Hi.
Kasey: Hey, did you do what I said? Did you tell her?
Nick: I did.
Kasey: And what did she say?
Nick: “Thank you.”
Kasey: You’re totally welcome. What’d she say?
Nick: she said, “Thank you.” I said “I love you” and Lizz said, “Thank you.”
Nick: I’m doing my best.
Lizz: You’re not doing anything.
Nick: Yes, that’s what I’m best at.
Nick: I wanna sleep for 40 hours.
Lizz: You know that's called a coma, right?
Nick:
Nick: That sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now.
Nick: “Struggle with depression” would seem to imply that I am bad at being depressed when I am, in fact, very proficient at being depressed.
Cassie, texting Lizz: I’m a theif.
Lizz: Thief.
Cassie: Theif.
Lizz: I before E except after C.
Cassie: Thceif.
Lizz: NO.