“Woah, woah, woah- I never said anything about wanting to be king..! Being the king of the trolls is NOT in my future, I’ll tell you that much.
But about Poppy...ugh, I don’t know. I’m not trying to be “bad” it’s just...she always brushes off my insults, so it doesn’t matter. She’s way too happy to be offended by it, anyway. If I’m going to be 100% honest, I do those things because I’m in a bad mood all the time. That and I want her to get with the fact that not everyone is happy like she is. People are jerks, and she can’t always fight back with love and hugs and everything. She always does though, no matter how much I tell her otherwise.
And about the “loving Poppy” thing...
...it’s complicated at the moment, alright?! Next question..!”














