Ask Me Stuff, I Guess

Poppy forced me into this. Ask me whatever, but don't be so nosy with the questions!  Follow Dawn too? And Poppy?

[ask-grey-branch]

“Woah, woah, woah- I never said anything about wanting to be king..! Being the king of the trolls is NOT in my future, I’ll tell you that much.

But about Poppy...ugh, I don’t know. I’m not trying to be “bad” it’s just...she always brushes off my insults, so it doesn’t matter. She’s way too happy to be offended by it, anyway. If I’m going to be 100% honest, I do those things because I’m in a bad mood all the time. That and I want her to get with the fact that not everyone is happy like she is. People are jerks, and she can’t always fight back with love and hugs and everything. She always does though, no matter how much I tell her otherwise.

And about the “loving Poppy” thing...

...it’s complicated at the moment, alright?! Next question..!”

[ask-trolls-poppy]

(( this is literally every conversation me and @ask-grey-branch have in a nutshell just so you guys know lMAO ))

[ask-grey-branch]

((BASICALLY))

[honey-b-heart-deactivated201807]

OMG GUYS GO AND WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW. OMG. BEFORE THEY TAKE IT DOWN.

I’m crying it’s so adorable 😭😭😭

https://www.instagram.com/p/BbD1z1tBsDS/

@tealbull81 @nickki-d-k @kate669 @sunshineafter @geekgirles

Sorry if I missed anyone. If you don’t want spoilers, don’t watch.

[nickki-d-k]

I know, I just saw! So flippin’ cute! This will make Teal happy she was really bummed it got deleted off of YouTube

[nickki-d-k]

My bad it was the Pod scene that got deleted from YouTube but yeah I just watched this a second ago and I was freaking out!

[ask-trolls-poppy]

(( @ask-grey-branch THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEEEND ))

[ask-grey-branch]

(( @ask-trolls-poppy YOUR HEART IS TRUE, YOU’RE A PAL AND A CONFIDANT ))

[ask-trolls-poppy]

Now I have a question for you, Branch, and the Snack Pack: What’s the most embarrassing thing all of you have ever done?

Suki: “I played rock music at a wedding on accident!”

Cooper: “I HAD A SARCASM”

Cooper: “IT WAS WEIRD”

Biggie: “I once called Mr. Dinkles MRS. Dinkles.”

GD: “I once faceplanted into my own glitter!”

Satin/Chenille: “We’re both perfect, we never embarrass ourselves!”

Poppy: “That isn’t trueeee! Come on!”

Satin: “I once called myself Chenille.”

Chenille: “I once called myself Satin.”

Smidge: “Couldn’t lift a weight, got crushed.”

Fuzzbert: “……….”

“I always embarrass myself on this blog, I’m sure you guys know that I can’t have just one big embarrassing moment.”

“What about you, branch?”

@ask-grey-branch

[ask-grey-branch]

“NICE TRY! I’m NEVER revealing that, you hear me? NEVER!”

[ask-trolls-poppy]

Poppy, you know Branch love you, right? Like romantically...or...you don't know yet?

“I think we’re together????? He has not confirmed it!!”

@ask-grey-branch?

[ask-grey-branch]

“It’s...complicated?

...

But I guess you could say that...in a way...we are “together”..”

[ask-grey-branch]

This question is not for branch. But I have an idea for my blog and I hope I'm not making you feel like I'm stealing your idea, but I was hoping maybe I could do a ask-grey-thorn, if that's alright with you?

Of course, dude! Go ahead! :D

[ask-grey-branch]

“Poppy, some troll just told me you were grey. Can you tell them how ridiculous that is-”

“..!”

@ask-trolls-poppy

[ask-trolls-poppy]

“Oh great, the anons are talking about me again? Yeah. How polite. Now, what do you want, aside from wanting to bother me some more?”

[ask-grey-branch]

“How- what-? Who on earth am I even talking to right now?!

Poppy, what the heck happened?!?!?!?!”

@ask-trolls-poppy​

[ask-trolls-poppy]

 “You figure it out, you always act like a know it all so maybe you’ll put that small brain to a good use and think for fucking once!”

@ask-grey-branch

[ask-grey-branch]

(W-wha..? Get it together…)

“O-okay, first of all, watch your damn language. Second, what is this all about? Trolls don’t turn grey for no reason, so explain. Now.”

@ask-trolls-poppy

[ask-trolls-poppy]

  “…”

   “I’m sorry,I just-”

   “I hate this. I hate being the princess.”

   “I hate being me-”

   “There’s no point in anything, we’re all gonna die someday. there’s no point in life except to suffer through the endless cycle.”

   “There’s no point in being NICE.”

   “You’re right, you know-”

   “I know why you’re so miserable now-”

   “I understand why life isn’t all cupcakes and rainbows now-”

   Poppy stares at the floor, her appearance turning even greyer as her eyes had started forming tears.

[ask-grey-branch]

“Okay, no- stop..!  This isn’t like you.”

“What happened? Don’t you always tell me to look on the bright side and never give up? Why are you giving up on life right now? You never let me get the better of you, so why are you letting life get you down?!

I know I tell you that life isn’t all cupcakes and rainbows, but for god’s sake, prove me wrong. Come on, don’t tell me that you’re giving up on proving me wrong too. ”

@ask-trolls-poppy​

[ask-grey-branch]

“Yes, because Wikipedia is such a reliable source.”

[ask-grey-branch]

“Writing poe  Uh, I don’t have much time for hobbies since I’m constantly working on my bunker...but I like reading too, I guess.”

[ask-grey-branch]

“Yeah, I get you. It’s not easy being grey...but it shouldn’t affect your decisions. The best thing for us to do is keep moving forward, I guess.”

[ask-grey-branch]

“Aha, damn right I have!”

[lady-broppy-shipper-seriously]

CARE TO ELABORATE?

[ask-grey-branch]

(Three words: April Fools Day)

[ask-grey-branch]

“No.”

@happyqueenandgrumpydork

[ask-grey-branch]

“Aha, damn right I have!”

[ask-grey-branch]

“Yeah, it’s pretty different than most trolls, but it’s not like I’m the only troll with these ears...

It’s just that, my ears sort of changed as I grew up. It really helps, because with my lifestyle, I need these enhanced senses, you know? Maybe they changed because of my lifestyle?”

@cetacean-dragon & @ilovephinbellalove1

[ask-grey-branch]

“Can’t say I haven’t tried, but uh...I don’t think so. Ever since I lost my colour, It’s been difficult. I guess grey trolls can’t change their hair colour. It’s kinda a shame. It would have made camouflaging easier, but whatever. It’s why I have to resort to the bunker.”

Asked by @saphiresunshine

[ask-grey-branch]

“A lot of things that I’d rather not talk about...”

Asked by @la-bete-05

[ask-grey-branch]

“Sarcastic and annoyed easily? We are alike! Also thank you.”

Asked by @nataliarodriguez2003