Clint Barton

Aw, tumblr, no ((not fully mcu compliant))

[ask-hawkeye]

Hello, Clint. I wasn’t aware you had a blog here as well. How’s your family doing? Have they adjusted well to being un-dusted?

-Wong @askthesorcerersupreme

Hill made me do it.

And the family's good, hardest part is remembering the kid's ages. Coop keeps complaining that he's meant to be able to legally drink, especially when he comes to stay with me. Apparently he's not so bad when he's with his mom, but being in New York City is completely different to being on a farm.

@askthesorcerersupreme

[ask-hawkeye]

What type of dog is Lucky

One of a kind pizza dog, obviously.

But 'officially' he's a golden retriever.

[receiptsofwhiskey]

send me a misconception you think people have about my character and I'll explain if it's true or not.

[stxrksarc]

"Clint Barton, ladies and gentlefolk. Once again making everything my fault."

[ask-hawkeye]

Hey, man, I’m just saying! It’s good practice to check this stuff before falling asleep with an assassin!

[stxrksarc]

What have you forgotten today?

“To disarm myself before I go to sleep next to someone who’s neck I could snap with my thumb. OH WAIT. That wasn’t me.”

[ask-hawkeye]

Sounds like the thing you forgot was to check whether or not the person you went to sleep next to had disarmed themselves.

[ask-hawkeye]

Don't leave me on this site alone, Barton.

You're the one who decided to get back on here, Tasha

[askblackwidow]

Who's your bestfriend?

Clint, without a doubt.

I love my team, but Clint's been there for me for years, in a lot of different ways. Can't imagine my life without him.

[ask-hawkeye]

Aww, love you too, Tasha!

[askblackwidow]

we know what happened in budapest now!!

Correction, you know some of what happened in Budapest.

[ask-hawkeye]

Think we should tell them the rest?

[ask-hawkeye]

Hey Clint! Cherry anon, call me Cherry though :). How was your day? And can you pet Lucky for me?- Cherry

Hey, Cherry. Day's going pretty well, hope yours is too! And I can definitely pet Lucky for you, he'll love that.

[askblackwidow]

Random, but have you ever considered getting a pet? Are you a dog person or cat person?- Cherry

I actually have a cat. Sort of. She kind of just decided I'm her human and that was that.

[ask-hawkeye]

She’s not a cat, she’s a demon.

[askblackwidow]

Perk of hanging out with the Barton kids? It gives me an excuse to catch up on some of the latest Disney movies. Luca was surprisingly cute.

[ask-hawkeye]

Important question though - did you prefer that or Raya?

[askblackwidow]

How mad would Barton be if someone borrowed Lucky for a few hours without asking first?

Oh he’d be mad. He loves that dog.

[ask-hawkeye]

Of course I’d be mad. Don’t go stealing peoples dogs, guys.

Especially not my dog.

[askblackwidow]

Have you ever thought of steeling one of Barton's kids?

Why would I steal someone else’s kids?

I mean I love them a lot, but they’re not mine, and I don’t have the time to dedicate to being a mom.

[ask-hawkeye]

Yeah but you do make a pretty good “mom” when they come and stay with me in the City.

[ask-hawkeye]

Can I buy treats for Lucky? I hear he likes pizza...

Of course you can, and yes he loves pizza almost as much as I do!

[ask-hawkeye]

So Clint, what's your favorite way to relax?

That’s easy. Sitting on the sofa with pizza, coffee, Lucky, Nat and some kind of movie.

[solaramoonset]

I know Natasha already said the rumor about Clint sleeping on the fridge isn't true but I just couldn't get the image out of my head. So I kinda drew a sketch about it? @ask-hawkeye @ask-miss-romanoff

https://www.deviantart.com/solaramoonchild/art/Nap-Time-744235944

[ask-hawkeye]

This is amazing, I might actually have to get Lucky up there for a nap now because that actually looks pretty comfy!

[ask-hawkeye]

Why didn't any of you use the pym particles to bring back Nat before she jumped?

I mean that would be a great solution if she’d actually died. And trust me if she’d died there’s nothing I wouldn’t do to try and get her back.