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@ask-honeybadger-things
you should ask Wade out
Uhhh
I might??
I dunno, it's a weird point in life right now.
I'm not exactly emotionally available, and he's... Wade.
???Are you the Logan my anons are talking about???
Maybe???
I dunno, Red.
I don't have answers.
Hmm.. why would they want you to ask me out
Because everyone automatically assumes we'd work well together.
Now in some universes that's true, but when I'm constantly threatening you??? I don't even know where they get this from...
you should ask Wade out
Uhhh
I might??
I dunno, it's a weird point in life right now.
I'm not exactly emotionally available, and he's... Wade.
???Are you the Logan my anons are talking about???
Maybe???
I dunno, Red.
I don't have answers.
you should ask Wade out
Uhhh
I might??
I dunno, it's a weird point in life right now.
I'm not exactly emotionally available, and he's... Wade.
I’m bored. Entertain me. You’re the only one that matches the freak.
What, do you just want me to start stabbing you or something?
Bitch why is that your go to?
Why do you hate me 😔
I just woke up, Scuse me for not getting what you want the first try.
Try harder.
Alright, Damn.
What do you want to do???
I dunno. You choose.
Fuck me..
Uhh, we can go get something to eat I guess?
Oh sure! Where do you wanna go?
McDonald's..?
I dunno, bub... First thing I thought of.
I’m bored. Entertain me. You’re the only one that matches the freak.
What, do you just want me to start stabbing you or something?
Bitch why is that your go to?
Why do you hate me 😔
I just woke up, Scuse me for not getting what you want the first try.
Try harder.
Alright, Damn.
What do you want to do???
I dunno. You choose.
Fuck me..
Uhh, we can go get something to eat I guess?
I’m bored. Entertain me. You’re the only one that matches the freak.
What, do you just want me to start stabbing you or something?
Bitch why is that your go to?
Why do you hate me 😔
I just woke up, Scuse me for not getting what you want the first try.
Try harder.
Alright, Damn.
What do you want to do???
I’m bored. Entertain me. You’re the only one that matches the freak.
What, do you just want me to start stabbing you or something?
Bitch why is that your go to?
Why do you hate me 😔
I just woke up, Scuse me for not getting what you want the first try.
I’m bored. Entertain me. You’re the only one that matches the freak.
What, do you just want me to start stabbing you or something?
“Meow?”
@the-alpine-barnes
"Meow..."
“Meowwwwwwww!!!”
"Meeeoooowww..?"
“Your accent is terrible.”
"Never said I was good at it, I'm still learning."
“Oh, I see… well practice more. That’s embarrassing.”
"What the fuck are my variants doing."
“Uhhh… having fun. It’s clear you don’t know what that is.”
"is this why everyone calls me a cat?"
“I dunno. Maybe you’re just a pretty kitty.”
"I'm not a cat. I'm literally named after an animal and it's not a cat-"
“So why’s your hair so that then?” She flicks her ears up, trying to mimic his hair.
He sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose.
"I just thought it looked cool. Everyone assumes its cat ears.."
Alpine chuckles. “Well, it looks cool because they’re cat ears!”
he glared at alpine.
"I'm not a cat."
“Awww… you want some catnip?”
"I'm telling strange not to pet you anymore, Alpine."
“What?? No!! Strange has the best treats!! Because they’re magic!!”
"I'm not gonna listen to the grumpy old cat, alpine, don't worry."
“YAY!!!!”
"What in God's green earth have I just listened to..?"
“Meow?”
@the-alpine-barnes
"Meow..."
“Meowwwwwwww!!!”
"Meeeoooowww..?"
“Your accent is terrible.”
"Never said I was good at it, I'm still learning."
“Meow?”
@the-alpine-barnes
"Meow..."
“Meowwwwwwww!!!”
"Meeeoooowww..?"
Wanna go to Arby’s and scream at each other until we get kicked out? See who can say the most unhinged shit possible?
Fuck yeah, red!
This is what I'm talkin' about when I say we're menaces to society.
We're gonna get banned from Arby's.
You match my freak. After that let’s go to Walmart and complain to the cashiers that we want to use our extremely expired coupons still.
I have some 20 year expired coupons- This is why people call me old..
But yeah absolutely, we're gonna just go out and probably get banned from a good handful of public spaces.
This sounds like great therapy for me right now. Let’s go.
I was gonna ask what you needed therapy for, but I don't care and also there'd be way too much to unpack.
So I'm on my way to Arby's right now. Can't wait to scream at ya.
Lmaoooo. What don’t I need therapy for?
Great. See you in ten!
Can’t wait to verbally abuse you.
Have I ever told you how much I wanna beat the shit out of you?
Because I will today.
I hope the fuck you do, princess. 🥰
Call me princess again and I'm cutting off your fingers.
And you know I keep good on my threats, Red.
Ugh I’m sorry you’re just really cute and I wanna call you cute names 😭
Even when you threaten me!
You're damn right I'm cute, how do you thing I avoid getting murdered every 5 minutes?
You can call me "Wolvie" and "Peanut". If I think of other names I'll tell ya, but whatever you do... Do not call me "Babygirl", I already have half of the X-Men thinkin' I'm gay.
Who cares if they think you’re gay? Is your masculinity so fragile that you care what others think? That’s disappointing, Logan. I thought you were cooler than that.
Leave me alone, my VERY SECURE masculinity is none of your business.
And I'm not against being gay, I just don't like having people try and give me bags of skittles every time I enter a room.
Literally.
Your very secure masculinity is fragile, sweet cheeks.
There’s a lot worse things out there that you can be, you know?
You could be short—
….
….
Oof….
Yeah.
That's why it's fragile.
Do you know how often I hear that height matters?! I CANT FUCKING GROW IM AN OLD AS SHIT MAN WHO LOOKS TO BE IN HIS MID THIRTIES- My bad, got a little too upset.
Peanut I think you need a snack. Here.
*Hands him a bag of chips and a dr pepper*
Thank you...
Better? Less cranky?
yeah..
Thanks...
Wanna go to Arby’s and scream at each other until we get kicked out? See who can say the most unhinged shit possible?
Fuck yeah, red!
This is what I'm talkin' about when I say we're menaces to society.
We're gonna get banned from Arby's.
You match my freak. After that let’s go to Walmart and complain to the cashiers that we want to use our extremely expired coupons still.
I have some 20 year expired coupons- This is why people call me old..
But yeah absolutely, we're gonna just go out and probably get banned from a good handful of public spaces.
This sounds like great therapy for me right now. Let’s go.
I was gonna ask what you needed therapy for, but I don't care and also there'd be way too much to unpack.
So I'm on my way to Arby's right now. Can't wait to scream at ya.
Lmaoooo. What don’t I need therapy for?
Great. See you in ten!
Can’t wait to verbally abuse you.
Have I ever told you how much I wanna beat the shit out of you?
Because I will today.
I hope the fuck you do, princess. 🥰
Call me princess again and I'm cutting off your fingers.
And you know I keep good on my threats, Red.
Ugh I’m sorry you’re just really cute and I wanna call you cute names 😭
Even when you threaten me!
You're damn right I'm cute, how do you thing I avoid getting murdered every 5 minutes?
You can call me "Wolvie" and "Peanut". If I think of other names I'll tell ya, but whatever you do... Do not call me "Babygirl", I already have half of the X-Men thinkin' I'm gay.
Who cares if they think you’re gay? Is your masculinity so fragile that you care what others think? That’s disappointing, Logan. I thought you were cooler than that.
Leave me alone, my VERY SECURE masculinity is none of your business.
And I'm not against being gay, I just don't like having people try and give me bags of skittles every time I enter a room.
Literally.
Your very secure masculinity is fragile, sweet cheeks.
There’s a lot worse things out there that you can be, you know?
You could be short—
….
….
Oof….
Yeah.
That's why it's fragile.
Do you know how often I hear that height matters?! I CANT FUCKING GROW IM AN OLD AS SHIT MAN WHO LOOKS TO BE IN HIS MID THIRTIES- My bad, got a little too upset.
Peanut I think you need a snack. Here.
*Hands him a bag of chips and a dr pepper*
Thank you...
Wanna go to Arby’s and scream at each other until we get kicked out? See who can say the most unhinged shit possible?
Fuck yeah, red!
This is what I'm talkin' about when I say we're menaces to society.
We're gonna get banned from Arby's.
You match my freak. After that let’s go to Walmart and complain to the cashiers that we want to use our extremely expired coupons still.
I have some 20 year expired coupons- This is why people call me old..
But yeah absolutely, we're gonna just go out and probably get banned from a good handful of public spaces.
This sounds like great therapy for me right now. Let’s go.
I was gonna ask what you needed therapy for, but I don't care and also there'd be way too much to unpack.
So I'm on my way to Arby's right now. Can't wait to scream at ya.
Lmaoooo. What don’t I need therapy for?
Great. See you in ten!
Can’t wait to verbally abuse you.
Have I ever told you how much I wanna beat the shit out of you?
Because I will today.
I hope the fuck you do, princess. 🥰
Call me princess again and I'm cutting off your fingers.
And you know I keep good on my threats, Red.
Ugh I’m sorry you’re just really cute and I wanna call you cute names 😭
Even when you threaten me!
You're damn right I'm cute, how do you thing I avoid getting murdered every 5 minutes?
You can call me "Wolvie" and "Peanut". If I think of other names I'll tell ya, but whatever you do... Do not call me "Babygirl", I already have half of the X-Men thinkin' I'm gay.
Who cares if they think you’re gay? Is your masculinity so fragile that you care what others think? That’s disappointing, Logan. I thought you were cooler than that.
Leave me alone, my VERY SECURE masculinity is none of your business.
And I'm not against being gay, I just don't like having people try and give me bags of skittles every time I enter a room.
Literally.
Your very secure masculinity is fragile, sweet cheeks.
There’s a lot worse things out there that you can be, you know?
You could be short—
….
….
Oof….
Yeah.
That's why it's fragile.
Do you know how often I hear that height matters?! I CANT FUCKING GROW IM AN OLD AS SHIT MAN WHO LOOKS TO BE IN HIS MID THIRTIES- My bad, got a little too upset.
Wanna go to Arby’s and scream at each other until we get kicked out? See who can say the most unhinged shit possible?
Fuck yeah, red!
This is what I'm talkin' about when I say we're menaces to society.
We're gonna get banned from Arby's.
You match my freak. After that let’s go to Walmart and complain to the cashiers that we want to use our extremely expired coupons still.
I have some 20 year expired coupons- This is why people call me old..
But yeah absolutely, we're gonna just go out and probably get banned from a good handful of public spaces.
This sounds like great therapy for me right now. Let’s go.
I was gonna ask what you needed therapy for, but I don't care and also there'd be way too much to unpack.
So I'm on my way to Arby's right now. Can't wait to scream at ya.
Lmaoooo. What don’t I need therapy for?
Great. See you in ten!
Can’t wait to verbally abuse you.
Have I ever told you how much I wanna beat the shit out of you?
Because I will today.
I hope the fuck you do, princess. 🥰
Call me princess again and I'm cutting off your fingers.
And you know I keep good on my threats, Red.
Ugh I’m sorry you’re just really cute and I wanna call you cute names 😭
Even when you threaten me!
You're damn right I'm cute, how do you thing I avoid getting murdered every 5 minutes?
You can call me "Wolvie" and "Peanut". If I think of other names I'll tell ya, but whatever you do... Do not call me "Babygirl", I already have half of the X-Men thinkin' I'm gay.
Who cares if they think you’re gay? Is your masculinity so fragile that you care what others think? That’s disappointing, Logan. I thought you were cooler than that.
Leave me alone, my VERY SECURE masculinity is none of your business.
And I'm not against being gay, I just don't like having people try and give me bags of skittles every time I enter a room.
Literally.
Wanna go to Arby’s and scream at each other until we get kicked out? See who can say the most unhinged shit possible?
Fuck yeah, red!
This is what I'm talkin' about when I say we're menaces to society.
We're gonna get banned from Arby's.
You match my freak. After that let’s go to Walmart and complain to the cashiers that we want to use our extremely expired coupons still.
I have some 20 year expired coupons- This is why people call me old..
But yeah absolutely, we're gonna just go out and probably get banned from a good handful of public spaces.
This sounds like great therapy for me right now. Let’s go.
I was gonna ask what you needed therapy for, but I don't care and also there'd be way too much to unpack.
So I'm on my way to Arby's right now. Can't wait to scream at ya.
Lmaoooo. What don’t I need therapy for?
Great. See you in ten!
Can’t wait to verbally abuse you.
Have I ever told you how much I wanna beat the shit out of you?
Because I will today.
I hope the fuck you do, princess. 🥰
Call me princess again and I'm cutting off your fingers.
And you know I keep good on my threats, Red.
Ugh I’m sorry you’re just really cute and I wanna call you cute names 😭
Even when you threaten me!
You're damn right I'm cute, how do you thing I avoid getting murdered every 5 minutes?
You can call me "Wolvie" and "Peanut". If I think of other names I'll tell ya, but whatever you do... Do not call me "Babygirl", I already have half of the X-Men thinkin' I'm gay.
Wanna go to Arby’s and scream at each other until we get kicked out? See who can say the most unhinged shit possible?
Fuck yeah, red!
This is what I'm talkin' about when I say we're menaces to society.
We're gonna get banned from Arby's.
You match my freak. After that let’s go to Walmart and complain to the cashiers that we want to use our extremely expired coupons still.
I have some 20 year expired coupons- This is why people call me old..
But yeah absolutely, we're gonna just go out and probably get banned from a good handful of public spaces.
This sounds like great therapy for me right now. Let’s go.
I was gonna ask what you needed therapy for, but I don't care and also there'd be way too much to unpack.
So I'm on my way to Arby's right now. Can't wait to scream at ya.
Lmaoooo. What don’t I need therapy for?
Great. See you in ten!
Can’t wait to verbally abuse you.
Have I ever told you how much I wanna beat the shit out of you?
Because I will today.
I hope the fuck you do, princess. 🥰
Call me princess again and I'm cutting off your fingers.
And you know I keep good on my threats, Red.
