#ask wolverine

[ask-honeybadger-things]

“Meow?”

@the-alpine-barnes

"Meow..."

[deadpool-askblog]

deadpool!!! fuck, marry, kill: colossus, cable, wolverine 😈

“Ooo that’s an easy one! Though- minus the kill. Can’t I just fuck them all? I’m not against threesomes!~” he churred before leaning back in his chair. “But fine I’ll play by the rules of the game I suppose. Let’s seeeeee! Hmmm definitely marry Wolvie! Fuck Cable, hmm… I’m starting to think rugged guys are my type! And kill Colossus. Sorry Colossus, it’s just the way things go! Also Wolvie and Cable if you’re reading this, call me! <3”

[ask-deadclaws]

Ask Deadpool And Wolverine!

Hi! Deadpool here!

I'm starting this behind Logan's and the artist back so shhh don't tell them but here it is!

WADE!

Damn. Well. Hi, it's the artist. Uh ask us questions I guess...

[antvnger]

There’s a voicemail on Scott’s phone. “Hey Lang, it’s Logan. If you’re in New York right now can you help me with something? No need to bring your suit it ain’t hero related, just we have a mutual friend in need right now. I’ll text you the address.”

Shortly after the voicemail was recorded an address was texted to Scott. It’s a bar in Hell’s Kitchen.

@ask-wolverine

Scott was about to lose his mind. But in like the best way. In X-Con’s attempts to expand, they’ve managed to score some big clients in New York City. Which is awesome.

And since Scott periodically has business with the east coast Avengers, he checks up on those clients while he’s in town. And he just snagged another client. Score! Walking out of the meeting, he feels like he can take on the world.

That’s when he notices the voicemail and the message. He reads the message first and is confused. “Logan?” Scott mumbles to himself as he places his phone to his ear to listen to the voicemail. Then things make sense. If the address is in Hell’s Kitchen, Scott’s got a good idea which friend is in need. And that’s not good.

He shoots Logan a quick text that says Be there in 15 minutes before he makes his way there the fastest he knows how: flying on an ant.

[ask-logan-howlett]

“Is that you Wolvie?!” ~Enthusiastic sound of a guy who can’t die. Your very own Deadpool! @deadpool-askblog

Oh god.. what do ya want this time?.. and don't call me that.

[sniktsniktgrr]

Arent you concerned that at least two of your children are homicidal cannibals? The only cool one isnt even related to you LOL wow so sad - 🎃

Hey, don't go around saying Akihiro ain't cool.

As far as the rest of my offspring, I'll have you look at just who raised them, when I was informed of their existence, and tell me how you feel about things you don't even know about.

There's a stray kitten in Thailand that you were supposed to be taking care of, and now it's on death's door. Why don't you go out and save it?

[ask-honeybadger-things]

I’m bored. Entertain me. You’re the only one that matches the freak.

What, do you just want me to start stabbing you or something?

[ask-honeybadger-things]

Wanna go to Arby’s and scream at each other until we get kicked out? See who can say the most unhinged shit possible?

Fuck yeah, red!

This is what I'm talkin' about when I say we're menaces to society.

We're gonna get banned from Arby's.