Horrorstuck Hotel

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considering that its like -4 degrees im going to curl in to a ball and hide under the 400million blankets mom has made or bought me and not leave untill i walk around in boxers all day 

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Does the Hotel celebrate the holidays? Hanukkah, Christmas, perhaps the solstice or Kwanzaa?

you celebrate anything you want but i find Christmas the most fun maybe its the whole demon thing but um 

…jingle my bellls 

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So daev, I take it you're more of a summer man?

im guna let you in a secret okay . im not a summer man or a winter man i dont like being to hot i dont like being to cold and im always  cold so i guess im never really a man at all but thats besides the point its freezing wait what was the question? 

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Whats good in the strlong family hows mom and you i know you were talking about her last time we saw you

as much as a i love my dearest mom leaving the confides of my room proves to be nearly impossible due to the wall of ice that hits as soon you open the door from my man cave to the out side world i keep it nice and toasty in here and for what ever reason its about 5 degrees out there so we haven’t really seen each other recently plus leaving your room is for weenies

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Okay so who wants to know what im up to because i sure have been up to alot of shit thats the most interesting and you all should ask me questions because life here at this hotel is riveting and i have much to say on the matter 

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Hi! I've been thinking about auditioning, but Im a little hestitant since Im not sure whose available. Has the cast page been updated recently?

Im so so sorry Admin H here i am super busy with school ill try my best to update it but please send any questions you have as to whos open ill answer them all 

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Ill Be Seeing You Around Next Time

Make Sure To Watch Your Step In These Halls You Never Know What Youll Find

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((NGL I'm imagining Hotel Management like Night Vale Radio's Station Management or City Council.))

((Hotel management is a bunch of demons so you aren’t far off :P ))

-- ((Kanaya-mun))

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kanaya, succulents would grow really well- keep them inside, dry, warm and give them light! oooh, or orchids- an ice cube one or twice a week and they blossom beautifully! like you!

Oh Goodness Youre Too Kind

Those Are All Wonderful Ideas And I Have Considered Them Before But Im Not Exactly In Charge Of Internal Decorations

Ive Been Given Free Reign Of The Inner Courtyard Which Is Technically Outside But Also Within Hotel Limits

Maybe I Could Get A Word In With Management Anyway

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Has your opinion of Jake gotten any better since he crushed your flowers?

Look

I Know He Didnt Mean Anything Bad By It

Even Though It Took Damn Well Near An Eternity To Grow Them

But I Cant Exactly Hold A Grudge Either In These Circumstances

The Boy Isnt Going To Last A Month In Here At This Rate He Needs A Friendly Face

Or At Least A Little Bit Of Help

At Least He Has His Own Room Now

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Miss Kanaya, what is your preferred plant genus to care for? Are you working on any hybrids? I think, being stuck in the hotel, the guests would adore such blended species to add interest to the day and night.

In A Place Like This? Youre Going To Need A Little Bit Of Everything

The Paranormal Activity Sends The Weather Haywire So Its A Miracle I Can Actually Get Anything Out Of The Ground

Youre Right On Target Though The Hybrids Are The Hardiest And The Most Interesting To Grow By Far

When People Arent Sleeping On Them That Is

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Kanaya Online

The Days Seem To Blend Into One Another Here More Than Anywhere Else

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ROSE OFFLINE

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Rose, what are you reading about? Are you studying anything at this moment or is it just pure curiosity reading, or perhaps usual entertainment?

No studying today just some relaxation. I’m actually reading- well I finished reading If I stay, I’d heard about it some time ago and finally got around to reading it myself. It wasn't half bad.

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Rose is online

What an odd yet satisfying way to end a book, hm maybe I’ll read the next one sometime.

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*Yawns* Oof, I think I better take a nap, it was nice talking to you all!

Jake is offline.

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Boner, you say?

Yep, quite a big one. S’pose thats the price I get for not looking before I leap.