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[Ask/RP blog for my human/reverse au versions of RK800-51 (Connor), RK800-60 (Conrad) and RK900 (Caleb)!] {Main: @ask-reed-detroit}

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I'm having my one-year with my boyfriend in the same month as my birthday and I'm very excited because at this point this is the longest relationship I've had. -Chase

[Connor:] Awww!! Congratulations!! That’s adorable!

[Caleb:] I hope you enjoy both your birthday and your one-year, it sounds like you’ve got a fun month in store.

[Conrad:] Congrats.

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Okay boys I have good news and it's very cute. Do you wanna hear it? -Chase

[Connor:] Yes!!!

[Caleb:] Of course, what is it?

[Conrad:] Sure.

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I am going to stop getting emotional and stuff because Bad emotions start after that. Conrad, do you have a favorite book? -Chase

[Conrad:] Uh, I don’t really read that often. That’s Caleb’s thing.

[Caleb:] Just because it’s my ‘thing’ doesn’t mean you can’t read books too.

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Most of my family is kinda shitty and I don't get along with most of my close family really well, so it's kinda hard. -Chase

[Conrad:] Blood isn’t everything. I consider some of my friends as more a part of my family than I considered people I’m actually related to by blood.

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Truth be told, I hate my brother's guts. But mom loves him and he's perfect in her eyes so I can't say anything. My younger brother is okay though. We're both big dorks. -Chase

[Conrad:] Sometimes family just sucks.

[Connor:] At least you got someone there you get along with!

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I mean, I've been hurt worse. Once I rolled 15-20 feet down a sidewalk on a hill and scraped both of my knees, part of my side, and small portions of both of my hands. I'm very clumsy. -Chase

[Conrad:] Still doesn’t give him an excuse.

[Connor:] aww can be clumsy together! These two don’t trust me with things half the time because they know how clumsy I can be.

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My Connor is kinda rude. He held me against the wall in an arm bar because I gave him a hug. It still twinges sometimes. -Chase

[Conrad:] Maybe not, then. That Connor sounds like a dick.

[Connor:] I think someone’s getting a bit protective.

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I have a brother named Connor who used to follow people who had food at parties when he was younger. (Also the name Connor means dog-lover) -Chase

[Conrad:] Maybe our Con takes after him.

[Connor:] Very accurate!!! Dogs are the love of my life. All of them, at once.

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Mom is gonna be gone tomorrow so I can probably do it then. One funny side effect of the last pointer is that she follows me around when I have my keys on my belt loop cause it sounds similar. -Chase

[Connor:] Aww!!! He’s attached to it, that’s so cute.

[Conrad:] Sounds like you, Con. Following around the person with food.

[Connor:] I don’t!!

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I thought you guys would have been more surprised that I hallucinate but oh well. Also my mom banned me from playing with my dog with the laser pointer because 'it's turning her into a cat'. -Chase

[Caleb:] It’s new information, sure, but we didn’t want to make a fuss.

[Connor:] Aww, that’s a shame. Hey, maybe you can in secret - whip out the laser pointer while no one’s watching.

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Hey dudes. I'm awake now, and I don't remember hallucinating last night before I slept so I think I'll be feeling better this week. Are you guys doing okay? -Chase

[Caleb:] We’re all doing just fine, there’s no need to worry about us.

[Connor:] Cuddles for Chase!

[Conrad:] Good to hear.

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Im doing fine,, up to anything? (I hope you're okay at home mod qwq)

[Caleb:] Not much. Work has been slow recently, Connor’s practically been bouncing off the walls. Conrad seems to prefer it this way, though.

//i am :) school’s still giving me plenty of work, so i’ve kept busy lmao

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How have you all been doing? (You too mod, stay safe!)

[Caleb:] We’ve been doing good.

[Connor:] How about you? I hope you’ve been doing well!!

//i’ve been hanging in there!

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I might dm you later because i might wanna talk about it but it's quite a bit to go over. In the meantime I would like to apologize to Conrad for being rude and singling him out for something that didn't need to be brought up. -Chase

[Conrad:] It’s fine. Don’t worry about it.

//that’s fine! there’s no pressure at all :) they’re open for as long as you need them!

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Sorry. I'm just having A Lot of emotions and they're mostly Bad Ones. -Chase

[Connor:] Awh... do you want to cuddle? I can give you a cuddle if it’ll make you feel any better.

[Caleb:] Would talking about it help at all?

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Conrad, is there any reason in particular you don't like me as much as the others do, or am I just bad? -Chase

[Conrad:] ...

[Caleb:] *sigh* Just ignore him. He’s always grouchy. He... doesn’t trust easily.

[Connor:] That, and he’s absolutely awful and expressing his feelings, no matter what those feelings are. Don’t worry, you’re not bad!

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I'm late but I wanted to give you guys hugs because you guys are amazing! -Chase

[Connor:] Awww!! You’re amazing too!

[Conrad:] Ew, affection.

[Caleb:] You like it really, Conrad, don’t lie.