Are you ready for Nemmy?

My name is Nicholas, that's pretty much all you brats need to know, but since I'm feeling kind today I believe I can tell you more. With a smile that kills and an eye to see the soul, that's pretty much everything you need know. If you're feeling brave then come stick around but if you do you be sure you say goodbye, for you'll never be the same again.

[ask-humanised-nemesis]

Hey guys, I know it’s been a while since i’ve been on here but I’m wondering if you could all do me a huge favour.

If you’re a league of legends player could you please watch a friend of mine stream: http://www.twitch.tv/lossprevented

He’s gold 3 but he is a really good player and a really nice person who likes to interact with his viewers. It would be really appreciated if you could support his stream.

Thank you

[ask-humanised-nemesis]

// Holy crap it’s been a while since i’ve been on this tumblr, yeah thought I’d come back onto it after being practically made to delete my personal tumblr cause you can’t trust no cunts these days :3

[ask-humanised-nemesis]

Abby: why is Nemesis' que time 0 minutes that's offensive

Me: they're not ready for Nemmy

[ask-humanised-nemesis]

Alton: okay let's open the park again while we investigate that crash

Air and Octonauts: *experience technical difficulties*

News: *milks technical difficulties dry*

Alton: are you fucking serious

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RIP Sir Christopher Lee (27 May 1922 – 7 June 2015)

[ask-humanised-nemesis]

Smiler crash in a nutshell

News: *asks about 3% finance/trading cuts*

Alton: *doesn't care about financial issues, openly expresses they're more concerned about the cause of the accident and wellbeing of the victims on live tv*

Everyone else: LOL look at those greedy pigs they only want money

[thatgirlnamedeleanor]

I am so beyond pissed at how Kay Burley treated Nick Varney (CEO of Merlin) in that fucked up parody of an interview on sky news recently. That wasn’t an interview, that was her trying to force him to say something that they could use as their next headline when they next write about the smiler crash. She was giving him questions and then interrupting him while he tried to answer them, not listening to a word he said, trying to make him say all sorts of stuff… she’s just an ignorant, rude, parroting bitch. Massive respect for Nick though, theres no way I could have kept that calm with her ranting at me like that. You go Nick. 

[ask-humanised-smiler]

This Alton Towers RP blog kindly asks that people do not ask my character(s) questions regarding the crash or bring up the subject of the crash in an RP. This is a horrific accident that affected a number of people and should not be treated as a source of entertainment. Again, my thoughts go out to those affected and I wish them a speedy recovery <3

[ask-humanised-nemesis]

I feel I need to say this;

The accident that happened at Alton Towers yesterday, looking at all the mechanics behind rollercoasters are nothing to do with human error, it is technically impossible for any human error to be involved in it. The only way it was human error was by allowing people on the train and that is that, the rest, going by the mechanical science of rollercoasters is literally mechanical error. 

This was something an actual engineer posted on Alton Towers facebook page yesterday explaining the mechanics behind rollercoasters, please give it a read since it may educate a lot of people on rollercoasters and how they work:

“Just to clear something up as there have been roughly a thousand misunderstanding's of how roller coasters actually work, and what went wrong. Firstly we need to clear up that trains are not manually released by staff when they feel like, every roller coaster is controlled by a computer system that controls every action that happens, meaning that unless the ride's computer thinks that it's safe, it is impossible to release a train out of the station. Meaning that I could train a five year old how to operate a modern day attraction, like The Smiler, and he/she could do so safely with minimal knowledge Next, I will define a 'block', a block is a piece of track that is designed to be independently completed from start to finish, and have a means of safely stopping a train at both the entry and exit of the block. In train logic, it is absolutely imperative that no more than one train occupies the same block at any time! This has been a fundament of roller coaster design since inception, and is the product of the well studied 'Absolute Block Signalling System' designed in the early 19th century. The aforementioned computer is therefore responsible for controlling all of the block sections on the ride, and at no point should a train be allowed to enter a block if another train has not yet cleared it, regardless of the fitness of the ride. Now that we understand the basic concept of how trains are allowed to travel around a track, let's get onto my theory of what went wrong, which are mainly based off of assumptions, which are based of my personal knowledge and experience. The empty train most probably had an error message when it arrived into the station from its previous run, indicating something wrong with the train itself, the standard practice is to send the train around again, as most of the time it's an erroneous flag from a vibration or force sensor, which are calibrated have exceptionally low headroom for error. So the empty train was sent out to see if there was actually a problem, and if the message had've been persistent the train would've been removed. Unfortunately, for one reason or another the train failed to complete a full circuit, either due to an actual fault, as indicated by the sensor, or due to lack of momentum; as the train was empty. Either way the train cleared the first block; between the station and lift hill 1, cleared the lift hill, and entered the second block; between lift hill 1, and lift hill 2. Now at the point the empty train cleared the lift hill, and entered block section 2, the ride's computer would've indicated to the operator that it is safe for the next train to depart. Seeing that there is no problem with this train, the operator proceeds as normal, dispatching the second train. After this, what should've happened is that the computer should've indicated that for some reason train 1 is taking longer than usual to complete the second block, and then it would've realised very quickly that the train had stalled mid block. At this point, the second train should've come to a halt on the lift hill, and not, for any reason have entered block 2. This didn't happen. Instead, for some reason that I'm sure will be found, train 2 entered the block as normal, and we're all here now! This logically is impossible, however one or more system must've failed, resulting in the accident, at no point is Alton Towers responsible for this, nor are any of the operating staff or engineers. The blame lies solely with Gerslauer GmbH, for their failure to properly test their software and electronics. My only major fear is how many other Gestlauer attractions have the same fault, which are just waiting for this to happen again! My heart goes out to all of those involved, and I hope that you all get over this horrible freak accident with haste! Furthermore a big well done needs to go out to the Emergency Services, Alton Towers, Merlin, and all of the operations staff involved for having such a fantastic, efficient and relaxed response to this incident, I am very proud to have been a part of the magic! The Smiler will not close, it may be closed for an indefinite period for the meantime, but it will reopen either later this season, or at the start of the next season. Sorry to those planning a trip to alton, but I wouldn't expect the smiler to be open for at least a month. Lastly, do not fret, or become instantly terrified of roller coasters just because of this, though it won't help, you are 18 times more likely to be killed during a dance party than you are to be injured whilst enjoying a theme park attraction, more people die on the way to theme parks every year than have ever been killed in the entirety of the worlds theme parks, and lastly the chances of it happening twice are practically impossible, making The Smiler the safest roller coaster in the world! So don't batten down the hatches, lock away your children, and cancel your tips. Instead #SMILEALWAYS”

So please, for the love of god, do not blame the staff for this accident since they were powerless to do anything instances before the crash happened and don’t blame it too much on human error.

Please don’t let this accident stop you from going on any coasters in the future, they are still the safest things to ride in the world and besides you’d all miss the thrill too much anyway.

Finally, please don’t let this affect your judgement on Alton Towers, this is the first time since the park opened that an accident like this has happened. The FIRST ever time since the 1950′s [i think that’s roughly when it opened] this has happened, every coaster at the park will always have its technical difficulties, this was just one difficulty that led to an accident. The park is still the safest park in the world and those who are injured luckily aren’t dead and even one of them are now out of hospital which brings some light to the situation.

That is all, apologies for the long post.

[ask-humanised-smiler]

My thoughts are currently going out to everyone who’s been hurt in the crash that took place on The Smiler today. Hope that everyone’s is alright and makes a fast recovery <3

[ask-humanised-nemesis]

My mum is trying to make me ring a place up to chase my application up. Yeah that’s not gonna happen since I hate chasing people up or bugging people or whatever. Yay anxiety. If they want me they’ll ring me.

[hellamancer-deactivated20150623]

sometimes i just want to give everyone self-conscious about their writing or art or anything made by them a encouraging hug and say ‘do it, keep writing those characters, and finish that lineart or sketch’ and ‘who cares if someone doesn’t like it’ or ‘don’t compare it to that thing that has over 100K views’ because like;

you made something that didn’t exist before

that was you who did that

that’s fucking beautiful in my book

[ask-humanised-nemesis]

Just won £40 on a scratchcard ya’ll can go home now

[ask-humanised-nemesis]

I have gained a new follower.

Hi there friend *Waves aggressively*

[ask-humanised-nemesis]

If anyone ever tells you writing is easy do me a favour and turn around and slap them, I'm about halfway through planning my back and it's well pretty hard actually, I've got all the storyline down and character development down but now it's on to chapter planning and it's so hard, planning what order the book is gonna go in, what's gonna happen in each chapter and sjahhsgsgs it's really hard. But I'm determined and I will write this book

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[ask-humanised-nemesis]

Hello there. I think that you are absolutely, positively wonderful and I hope you are having the best day ever! Take care xx

//Wow okay... Wow this is surprising like wow... Thank you so much kind anon, please let me love you <3<3