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Slowjamastan ask blog wowee

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Happy Star Wars day to everyone and a specific Aerican 🥹 may the fourth be with you!!

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The Slowjamastan state raccoon has been officially named 'Slowjamastanley the Raccoon' 🥹

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I just spilled orbeez on me theyre EVERYWHERE omg

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How? Why? Do you need help?

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I got one of those stress balls for my birthday last year and I JUST picked it up and it popped on me 💔💔 and thanks for the offer but I'll just have molossia help me 🥹

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I just spilled orbeez on me theyre EVERYWHERE omg

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you look like you bite people

maybe i do i dunno 👀

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hi

Hey hello hi

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I’m so tired bruuuh I don’t wanna go to school tomorrow 🫩

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I JUST FINISHED MY FIRST WEEK BACK TO SCHOOL KM GONNA KILL MSYELF

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HAPPY NEW YEARS!!

Happy new years !!

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christmas

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duuuude. what the flip is your haircare routine to make it look like that 🥺🥺🥺🥺 /pos

Hehe i havent got much of a routine i mainly just brush it out 🥹

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idek bro your flag looks so california influenced now 😭🥀 i can totally see it

Right 😭 I don't even see the middle eastern resemblance

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YOURE IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA??? HELLO??? i thought you were in the middle east tbh

MIDDLE EAST ?? WHAT GAVE U THAT IMPRESSION 😭

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ok to be fair, eating string cheese by directly biting into it SHOULD IN FACT be a crime

RIGHT !! SOME PEOPLE DONT EVEN TAKE ME SERIOUS CAUSE OF THAT BUT I THINK ITS DEFINITELY FAIR !

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hi i literally know nothing about you. what continent are you a part of

Hello! I'm a micronation in North America 🥹

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El Sultan is looking for new territory 🥹

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I CANT SLEEP 💔