Ask the Inverted Au

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Overview of the Inverted!Au

INVERTED!VOX AND ALASTOR

INVERTED!VALENTINO & VELVETTE

INVERTED!ANGEL DUST & HUSK

INVERTED!NIFFTY & SIR PENTIOUS

INVERTED!CHARLIE AND VAGGIE

INVERTED!LUCIFER & CHERRI BOMB

INVERTED!ADAM & LUTE

INVERTED!STRUCTURES

INVERTED!VARK

INVERTED!666 NEWS

INVERTED!DISTRICTS

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Tom, how has your relationship with Katie changed due to your new ‘professions’?

Tom: W- Well! I’d say that’s it’s better than it was a few years ago… I mean, we still bicker but it’s less of her hitting me and more of back-and-forth jabs at one another! I think she’s starting to like me a bit though.. apparently ‘NiftyGal_666’ calls that kinda shit a tsundere, although-

Katie: Tom! Who the fuck are you talking to?!

Tom: Nobody Kate!

Katie: I told you not to fuckin call me that!

Tom: Aw, you’re blushing-

Katie: Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

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Alastor, what would need to happen for you to be partners with Vox again. What's stopping you from being friends again if you regret ending your partnership? Is it cuz Vox likes you? If you're such a cool, heterosexual, masculine man (as you've already proven time and time again) what does it matter for Vox to have a crush on you? Unless... it affects you somehow? 👀

Alastor: “Obviously Vox would need to get his head out of his ass and change said-head to a flat screen keep up with the times! It’s the 21st century and he’s still got dials on his face… and also, I don’t really enjoy being lied to about Vox’s feeling towards me.”

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This is for Cherri, how are your efforts to fight against Heavens tyrannical regime going currently? Do you feel you've made any difference?

Cherri: I’d say pretty good! Those cunts have no idea how to deal with heaps of good ol’ fashioned napalm on their outposts, so my efforts are usually successful, that is, unless that dumb hot snake gets involved with his lil’ monsters! Anyway, about your other question, I hope I do. Since my ‘jobs’ get heaven’s attention I can’t stay in the same spot for long.

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Hi, uhm, Vaggie, how do you feel about the princess' attempts to rehab sinners? Do you think there's a chance to make it work? And if a sinner could be redeemed, what do you think would happen?

Vaggie: My orders are to specially supervise Princess Morningstar and ensure she doesn’t attempt a coup like her father. Whether or not she actually redeems a soul is irrelevant to me. I will say however, IF she could successfully do so, then heaven will remove military occupation from hell.

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Vox, what would you do if Alastor dropped everything and said he wanted to date you? Would you leave the Vees for him?

Vox: HA! He’d never do that but I’ll humor the thought. IF he ever did I’d turn his organs to jelly! There’s not one part of me that gives a shit about that dickhead anymore, not one bit! I’ve moved on, and if anyone tells you otherwise then give their name…

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Niffty how do you feel about Al fake-dating you? Does it bother you much?

Niffty: Oh no of course it doesn’t, because he isn’t! Al is a WONDERFUL boyfriend! He’s sweet, caring, generous, and has a lot of connections! Although bringing up Mr. Vox really upsets him… so I don’t talk about his past and in return he doesn’t mine!

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Alastor, rumor has it that your into Vox 😉😉 can you confirm or deny this?

Alastor: W-where the fuck did you hear that? I’m HAPPILY dating my girlfriend Niffty! In fact, I had DOZENS of girlfriends when I was working with Vox! Why would I be interested in him!?! I’m not gay Y’know!

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so Vox, what do you think about Alastor?

Vox: What’s there to think about? That tacky jackass can’t commit to anything so why should I even give him the time of day?

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