ask itatard and germy

INBOX: OPEN "you send dogshit asks you get dogshit answers" [RUN BY: @cowboy-robooty and my lice bug yandere kidnapper best gangstalicious thugnificant bro/boyfriend @kyoman-rc] *Click the "Alt" on the images for a written text format of our handwritten dialogue (for easy reading/translation purposes). If there is a post we forgot to add this onto, send an ask and we will add it right away!

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ask itager is like the scientology of hetalia fandom

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sorry we disappeared all summer its always some crazy bullshit going on bruh

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Does Germany have a nice ass?

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If Italy and Germany were married, who would be the househusband? Germany gives me househusband vibes.

Germany: I'm not the type of person who does well being unemployed. I'll start feeling uneasy without productive things to do!

Italy: Also Germany isn't nearly as good of a cook as me! I think I'd rather jump off a cliff than come home to his food after an eight hour shift....

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who's the seme italy or germany

What do you think? 💭

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Throw a bucket of cold water

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Who gets sunburned the most at the beach?

[cowboy-robooty]

Another installment. germany also eats this for lunch too and its fine but see he only had one tupperware container so hes using the same big ass container that he uses for soup and substance (S 'n S). so it just looks like two single pieces of ham with single cheese on top with a bunch of space around it. I made a drawing for visual

and it may look like only a little bit compared to his normal lunch but this is just a low carb sandwich and basically two sandiwches. Eating more than two sandwiches is a bit much dont you think ? germany does. so yeah its kind of amazing how much differneta whole meal can look depending if you use processed vs unprocessed foods. his white substance food can fill the whole container with the same calories because its made of unprocessed food that he processes himself. while this is ham and cheese made in the factory with the horse glue............ sayas a lot about our society T.B.E (to be eich)

[cowboy-robooty]

germany is the type of guy to bring this to work in like a 13 inch by 7 inch (sorry. centimeters for europe. so like 107 cm by 62 cm) tupperware thats like 4 inches (30 cm) deep and its yellow tinted and kinda semi transparent you know what im talking about with those clasps on all four sides for the lid. and he brings this shit in his bag like a mf laptop and during lunch he slides it out and cracks it open and this tupperware is like filled to the BRIM with all this substance and he whips out his little plastic spoon that he packed away wrapped in a napkin and just starts digging in. and like its not that big of a deal because you may think its a lot to eat for lunch but tbh this food is like... apple... pickle... herb. (green)..... and some white stuff so really its not that much calories and you know a growing boy needs enough calories to make it through the day. so yeah would you ask for a bite ❓

[ask-itager]

Narrator: APH stands for apple pickle herb

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Now that we’ve saved Japan, what’s next on the agenda for you guys?

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this blog is a hoax, there's no way germany gets bitches 🧐

Germany: Wh-?! There's nothing shameful about just not being a whore!

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italy, blink 2 times your eyes if you need help from that horrible food germany gives you

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the fuck are you so gay for

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Italy: I'm making a series called "Germany's lunch chronicles" this is todays!

[ask-itager]

cab you like kill yourserf

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I have a solution that maybe seems weird but sometimes works with people. Germany can hold Japan tightly, and Italy can tickle him. If Germany can't hold him, then just tie him up and tickle him. Japan seems like a person who doesn't seem to be ticklish, but in reality he's very ticklish.

Italy: Ve~ Japan isn’t included because he’s lowkey a pro-tickler

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Italy: Just wanted to share Germany's lunch from today and yesterday