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murray wants you to think he’s not into cuddling but he actually very much is, which means that when he’s in a cuddly mood he just kinda plunks down right beside you and casually puts his paw on your body in a very nonchalant “oh what?? this??? oh no i didn’t mean it - well mama if you WANT to snuggle then i suppose i’ll TOLERATE IT” all while purring the loudest a cat has ever purred. just in case you forgot he’s perfect

#murray & fortunata

sometimes you just gotta get good and cozy and put on a vincente minnelli cinemascope joint that requires absolutely zero thoughts

googledocsdyke

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

mostlybats-partiallyrats

How fucking old are you people?

googledocsdyke

normal amount

#playing neopets and dress up doll jpgs at your friend's house and then her chinchilla bites you so you go home. average day in 2001

zzzze

Joel Meyerowitz The Screen Door , 1983 Chromogenic print

ymutate

Lilian May Miller (USA, 1895 - 1943)

Rain-Blossoms, 1928

free stuff on the stoop saturday find of the week: criterions of rushmore and the royal tenenbaums, aka my two favorite wes andersons!!!!

#fun fact about the latter is that my surrogate mom aunt figure's biological son played one of ben stiller's kids in it #so i have a personal soft spot in addition to an artistic one for it

the ultimatum queer love is one of the best, messiest, most insane reality shows ever made. the ultimatum (heterosexuals' version) is a dark and harrowing journey into the dark night of the soul that is Dating In America B. but that's ok i'll still keep drinking that garbage.

angelicguy

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

#i bet girls hated it in 1638 bc they'd constantly be going on dates with guys who lost all their money in the tulip mania speculation bubble

allgarbo

Greta Garbo in Love, 1927

#*i know what you are*#greta garbo

inthetags

reblog and put in the tags some of the workplace pranks you’ve pulled

#ok not my prank but she still blames me for it so whatever i'll take credit. whoever changed tradcathy's last name in our mailchimp database #so like assuming they'd go to ''cathy lastname'' or ''ms. lastname'' she was getting emails starting ''dear ms. plastname''#except the additional letter tacked on created a rather rude word with the first three letters of her actual last name #anyway i prommy hand on the bible this wasn't me and idk who actually did it but i'm not trying to find out. let them live in glory forever #i don't prank people at work otherwise

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

your pfp is your roommate now! how is it going?

good

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fire everywhere

it's me lol

perfect

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results

Remaining time: 5 days 9 hours

#horny.

weepingwidar

Dittmar Viane (Belgian, 1998) - Tree Rapair (2026)

did any of the kids who were in that third grade class in florida on 9/11 end up dying in iraq or afghanistan? obviously you hope not but you have to wonder, statistically