Way Older Than He Looks

Just a very confused human stuck as a young eevee with overbearing poke-parents. This blog will be mostly slice of life with a mix of plot. m!a: open. Every pokemon is available for asks and interactions unless stated otherwise on the character page.

[ask-jack-eevee]

Butts

dont mind me just digging around the graveyard of my teen years

[ask-jack-eevee]

Bitches be like

[ask-jack-eevee]

Damn I haven’t posted here in ages yet somehow I got to 500

I just like logged in and noticed

Beat it

I’m not coming back. 

Go get my content @baby-yveltal and @ask-bijou

[invicta-carnelia]

(Ask the baby yveltal something? Maybe comfort them?)

[ask-jack-eevee]

I have no self control so of course I made another blog

[ask-a-victini]

If I were to open commissions how many of you would actually be interested?

In the past when I open commissions I have like 0 luck so I don’t want to waste my time to make a comm sheet if no one will want my art yknow?

[ask-jack-eevee]

It's called "deleting and ignoring" or "telling the anon the rules because maybe they're on mobile", not "cussing them out for a simple thing and going on a rant about it on the next ask."

1. You're late to the party, that stuff was days ago and bringing it up again this late is unnecessary. 2. You CAN read rules on mobile. Just go to your phones browser instead of the tumblr app and you can look at all that stuff just fine. I do it all the time. No excuses. 3. I don't have to take that from you4. I tried ignoring before and they kept coming. Sometimes making a big deal out of it is the only way to make it stop.5. I apologized for cussing already.

[ask-jack-eevee]

Hey man chill, they're just trying to be nice

Yes, sorry. I shouldn’t have cussed or been so forceful.

But there are loads of other, better ways to be nice. I’m just going to explain once and for all why I don’t like these chain asks. 

1. Send a compliment - If you want to spread positivity don’t just copy and paste mindlessly. Not only does this expect the recipient to do all the work, but  can’t think of any way listing ten things like that would make me happy. Especially since I’m awful at making lists. Trying to make a list of happy things just makes me frustrated. Especially since they’d all be dumb things like video games, and compliments. Oh yeah, maybe a compliment would have been better. 

2. It’s lazy - No thought is put into a cut and paste message. A large part of any piece of positivity is the thought. The thought is what counts after all. Copying and pasting doesn’t take much of it. There isn’t even any thought put into who you send it to since you send it to the last ten people who gave you notifications. 

3. Try sending a real ask - I got really excited when I saw a notification on my inbox, between ask-veneon, and ask-a-charmeleon, I introduced two new characters yesterday. And I only got one ask between the two of them. This just lifted up my hopes to completely crush them. If you want to make me happy send me something useful.

4. It’s basically just a pyramid scheme of happiness. As well I can tell, the only part where this could make anyone happy is seeing someone reply and thinking they helped make the person happy. And that person will be happy about it once they pass it on. You get something from it once you spread it on, just like a pyramid scheme. And I’m just the guy who knows not to get involved but still has to be bothered with it. 

[ask-jack-eevee]

when you get this, answer with five things that make you happy - then, send this ask to the last ten people on your recent activity👀

Does no one read the fucking rules

[dailyserperior]

*: ･ﾟ✧THE DEADLINE IS August  5TH 2017*: ･ﾟ✧

What up what up what up? It’s giveaway time as a thanks for being awesome followers! I never thought people would actually follow this blog, much less the people I’ve been able to meet and friends I’ve made!! So here’s to another good clip of snoot snoot!

I’m opening the ask box just in case people have questions about the giveaway, but I want you guys to please know I am not taking actual asks right now. I’m still a bit stressed out (I have like 300 asks current not including my drafted ones)

Okay I know you want the deets so here we go!!

RULES:

○ Must be Following @dailyserperior  New followers are totally welcomed! Just don’t be that guy who follows an unfollows, it ain’t cool!

○ Reblogs only!! Likes will NOT count!

○ Make sure to tag it as “doof noodle art away” as well as tagging your favorite pokemon region!! I’m not doing this for no reson, this is jsut ensurign to me you read everything!! If you fail to tag you will not be counted.

○ I will message characters via tumblrs direct message system!! if you don’t respond in 24 hours, I will be redrawing the slot to give to someone else!!

○ If not evidenced by my examples, your character doesn’t have to be pokemon! I have a pokemon example, a splatoon example, and heckers, the third place example is my own closed species!!

○ No giveaway blogs! Also if you are reblogging to a side blog please note your main or I will not count you as a follower because I won’t know!!

○ Winners will be chosen with a random generator!!

PRIZES:

1st PRIZE : Full Color Illustration featuring two characters! (Simple Background only!)

2nd PRIZE : Full Color Illustration featuring one character! (Simple Background only!)

3rd PRIZE : Bust Color Illustration featuring one character! (Simple Background only!)

Thank you guys and good luck!

And as a reminder~!

If you would like some art right now from the pun bun COMMISSIONS ARE STILL OPEN

And if you can’t buy a commission but wanna still support I have a Kofi

[ask-a-victini]

OPEN INVITATION TO DAILY/ASK BLOGS

It’s been a while since I’ve made a post about my discord chat, but I wanted to try and get more new people in here!

If you’re interested in joining just reblog this post and I’ll drop a link in your messages. Make sure I have some way to give it to you, like your messages being open to non mutuals if you’re not following me, or your submission box being open to links.

[askthepokedaycare-deactivated20]

“I like to run really fast and eat lots of things! I can sniff out food anywhere… come with me! We can go foraging together!”

How to adopt:

Like this post (one entry) or reblog (two entries) to be entered into a random draw.

Five people will be chosen and asked ‘why do you want this design?’

I will pick a winner from there!

You may:

Change the name if you want!

Not change the design.

Tweak the personality, but not completely change it.

~ Good luck! ~

[ask-jack-eevee]

Since I've noticed I've been getting more followers here again

I've been most active on @ask-veneon and @ask-a-charmeleon I probably will come back here eventually but for now my motivation has dried up on this blog.

[ask-jack-eevee]

What's a chain meme? I really don't know

A meme that tells you to do something, and then send it to more people. 

Here’s the one I got 7 times: 

When you get this, please respond with five things that make you happy. Then, send to the last ten people in your notifications anonymously. You never know who might benefit from spreading positivity!

Like, yeah spreading positivity is fine and all, but you shouldn’t need a chain meme for this anyway. I send compliments over anon all the time without them. Just do it yourself. 

[ask-jack-eevee]

STOP IT DAMMIT

I have gotten the SAME chain ask 7 TIMES in TWO WEEKS between this blog and ask-veneon. BOTH OF WHICH SAY TO LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THEM. 

THEY ARE A MASSIVE PET PEEVE OF MINE

AND IT’S SAID NOT TO SEND ME THEM ON MY RULES PAGE SINCE DECEMBER.

I would be annoyed if a friend sent me one, not to mention a stranger, or an anon. WHICH ALL OF THEM CAME FROM.

SO STOP. 

I’m fine with ooc, send the mod asks whenever you want. But please for the love of god not as a chain meme. I hate them hate them hate them. 

There are so few things that I will truly get mad at from being in my inbox, I would probably mind less if you sent me a link to some nasty ass porn as a submission or asked for nsfw pics of my characters than if you sent me a chain ask. 

[ask-jack-eevee]

Don’t mind this blog being dead just have this headshot of Ed

[helpbraixen]

[Uh, so actually this post is suspicious. Clicking on the image doesn’t open an image viewer, but a blog viewer. Also, after reblogging it, Tumblr started acting up for ask-jack-eevee’s mod. Like, apparently his email isn’t connected to his account anymore? Askashinysewaddle is fine, though, strangely. Anyways, just stay on your toes.]

[ask-jack-eevee]

DO NOT

I REPEAT

DO 

NOT

TOUCH THAT POST WITH A THIRTY FOOT STICK 

I DONT KNOW HOW BUT BY SOME MIRACLE IT STARTED WORKING AGAIN BUT DONT ASSUME YOULL BE SO LUCKY

BE SAFE

I’M NOT REBOGGING ANYTHING ELSE UNLESS I KNOW THE OP UNTIL ALL THIS TALK OF VIRUSES ON TUMBLR DIES DOWN

[ask-jack-eevee]

OH THANK GOD

FOR SOME

FUCKING

REASON

I GOT LOCKED OUT OF ALL OF MY ACCOUNTS ON PC AND MOBILE

I COULDNT LOG IN 

I COULDNT DO ANYTHING

I COULDN’T EVEN LOAD INTO IN ON BROWSER

AFTER TRYING TO RESET MY COMPUTER AND IT FAILED RESETTING SOMEHOW BY SOME MIRACLE IT LET ME BACK IN

IM FUCKING CRYING THANK GOD

I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH I WAS SO SCARED I WAS GOING TO LOSE ALL OF MY PROGRESS

THANK YOU GOD OMG