Ask Ahsoka

Ahsoka Tano askblog clone wars/rebels RP and asks accepted. I have Disney+ I'm just too busy watching Jeff Goldblum and Havent had time to catch up on CW and Rebels(I read the wikis), so a little head canon heavy. professional tormentor of TheGreyTurtle (we're buds, go bug him and say I sent ya) most of the funny stuff is in the tags, I lean into snarky Ahsoka waaay to heavily, and apparently I'm writing Ahsoka as if she's stuck on earth but also still in Star Wars?

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Why is everyone mispelling "may the force be with you" today?

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Oh look, betrayed by the guy who is clearly evil.... Didn't see this coming... It's not like this wasn't widely known since 1999....

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The worst kept secret in the Galaxy is the Skywalker/Amidala marriage.

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The space equivalent of American Ninja Warrior is when Padmé asks Skyguy to bring her a sandwich from Dex's and Anakin is literally jumping across traffic just to fulfil the wishes of the woman who he thinks is his secret wife.

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Oh my God.

These two are actually worse than Anakin and Obi-Wan... Somehow....

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The worst part about the lower levels of courscant is the lack of sunlight... Or light in general.

I kinda feel bad for people stuck down here who haven't evolved to see well in the dark or who don't have some form of echolocation.

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And I would follow you to the ends of the galaxy….

                                                 ….with only mild complaining.

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#LITERAL MARRIED COUPLE #SORRY FOR THE UPCOMING DIVORCE #IN LIKE… 2 DAYS #F IN THE CHAT #THESE TWO #HUMAN DISASTER #ANAKIN SKYWALKER #ANAKIN YOU LITTLE SHIT #EXASPERATED SPACE HUSBAND #OBI-WAN KENOBI #THE TEAM #STAR WARS (via @nierielfaegir​) THANKS FOR THE REMINDER OF THE IMPENDING DIVORCE TWO DAYS FROM NOW, THAT MAKES THIS MUCH BETTER.

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Never. Ever. EVER. try to ride a gundark.

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So Ahsoka, what’s your favorite thing about Earth so far?

Netflix. Not gonna lie.

Disney+ is a close second.

But honestly I've been binge watching the Kriff out of Project White Rabbit. Kinda sad it only had a single season.

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What are these earth things you refer to as "Pocket Monsters" and why is Agumon so popular?

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When you live outside the conflict, you start to realize how screwed both the Republic and Confederacy's people were just because the rich and the politicians wanted to have their way.

Smh.

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Am I the only one who was annoyed by how cold Obi Wan acted towards Ahsoka?

Tired Obi-Wan is a moooood.

Like he's perpetually sleep deprived.

Also like, things are weird between us, he kinda was on the Jedi council that falsely accused me of a crime and all that jazz.

Obi-Wan has a hard time admitting he's wrong, publically at least. Cut him some slack, he'll mellow out after about 20 years in the desert.

Besides, it's the middle of a war and I'm technically a civilian now.

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Oh God

I still make the face

The "suuuuuuure" face.

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Didja notice that Master Kenobi now has grey hair on his temples?

Silver fox.

Yummy.

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Master Kenobi:

Classic style.

Slim form.

Makes the bathrobe look work for him.

Beard? Amazing.

But my God. That hair. I don't know he manages. It's like... One moment it's perfect, the next it looks like a bird nested in it, and then suddenly it's perfect again- but in that "I just got out of bed and look like this without trying" way

10/10

Also totally on my list of dreamy looking dilfs.

<<Submit an SW Character and Ahsoka will critique their style>>

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Excuse you that mullet is VERY needed.

No it's not.

He only has it cause Obi-Wan and I bet him he couldn't stand growing out his hair.

Unfortunately he could, and his wife liked it. -_-

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((Just sayin'. The Gentle Giant S7 Ahsoka Statue is amazing. ))

I know it is mun. I know it is.