Just call me Jay

If you can't say my name, just say Jay it's fine || 28 || Just another gay || My parents didn't survive Hitler for this Jesus baloney || Yikes || I work at Not Pierce And Pierce

[musesgonnamuse]

Send ◈ to hear something my muse wishes they could tell their younger self.

[ask-jedidiah-samuels]

Why is there Christmas all of the time? It’s a day and people talk about it for a month.

[ask-logan-arlowe]

A List Of Songs That Are Overrated:

-Christmas songs. If there’s a Christmas song, go ahead and assume it’s on this list. 

[starlightomatic]

Chanukah is over, so now it’s time for…

🎄🎅🏻🎄

🎁❄️🎄

🎄🎁🎄

🎄🎄🎄

The War on Christmas

🎄🎄🎄

[phalaenopfish]

Please don’t take your pets for granted. Even if you’re frustrated that your dog has been barking all day or your bird has been screaming for attention, remember you are all they have in this world. Give your fish that extra water change. Give your dog or cat that tummy rub they’ve been begging for. Chop up some fresh fruit as a treat for your rodents or reptiles. Just spend some time with them. Be compassionate to your animals. They are living creatures that are alive simply because you wish them to be. They may only be a small part in your life, but to them, you are their everything.

[ask-lucas-durand]

why does jay talk weird

Didn’t? He? Tell? You? Already? 

Why are you asking me something like that? 

[ask-jedidiah-samuels]

I have said why. How you say the order of things, it’s different for English, Hebrew, and Polish, and I learned all three at the same time. I mix it up. 

People are weird

[ask-jedidiah-samuels]

The fact that the actual character of the title Fiddler On The Roof has less screen time and lines than the man with the newspaper is an atrocity 

[ask-lucas-durand]

What

[ask-jedidiah-samuels]

You know of the musical, Fiddler on the Roof??

The fiddler up on the roof, he is a character in the film! There is a real fiddler on a roof in this musical! 

And there is also a man who brings bad news from his newspapers, named Avram. He is not very important to the story, just gets some plot.

This Avram, he has more screentime and more lines t hat the fiddler who is on the roof. And the fiddler is the title character. He has no lines! 

[ask-lucas-durand]

Not really, sorry

Oh

Huh

That’s weird?

[ask-jedidiah-samuels]

Oh, it’s a good one. I’ve seen it live once, the movie a few times. You should watch it, it’s very funny.

Yes. The fiddler, I think he is supposed to be a symbol, but he has no lines.

[ask-lucas-durand]

That sounds cool! 

Huh 

I guess that makes sense? 

[ask-jedidiah-samuels]

Yes! It’s about a man, Tevye, and his family, and how they start to break the traditions of their religion and their town. It’s very funny and sad too. 

I guess. It’s a silly thing, but it bugs me, a small bit only

[ask-jedidiah-samuels]

The fact that the actual character of the title Fiddler On The Roof has less screen time and lines than the man with the newspaper is an atrocity 

[ask-lucas-durand]

What

[ask-jedidiah-samuels]

You know of the musical, Fiddler on the Roof??

The fiddler up on the roof, he is a character in the film! There is a real fiddler on a roof in this musical! 

And there is also a man who brings bad news from his newspapers, named Avram. He is not very important to the story, just gets some plot.

This Avram, he has more screentime and more lines t hat the fiddler who is on the roof. And the fiddler is the title character. He has no lines! 

[ask-lucas-durand]

Not really, sorry

Oh

Huh

That’s weird?

[ask-jedidiah-samuels]

Oh, it’s a good one. I’ve seen it live once, the movie a few times. You should watch it, it’s very funny.

Yes. The fiddler, I think he is supposed to be a symbol, but he has no lines.

[ask-jedidiah-samuels]

The fact that the actual character of the title Fiddler On The Roof has less screen time and lines than the man with the newspaper is an atrocity 

[ask-lucas-durand]

What

[ask-jedidiah-samuels]

You know of the musical, Fiddler on the Roof??

The fiddler up on the roof, he is a character in the film! There is a real fiddler on a roof in this musical! 

And there is also a man who brings bad news from his newspapers, named Avram. He is not very important to the story, just gets some plot.

This Avram, he has more screentime and more lines t hat the fiddler who is on the roof. And the fiddler is the title character. He has no lines! 

[ask-jedidiah-samuels]

The fact that the actual character of the title Fiddler On The Roof has less screen time and lines than the man with the newspaper is an atrocity 

[ask-jedidiah-samuels]

Jedidiah, my boy, why do you ask of others to call you a name that's not yours?

Tata, some people think it is too long of one. I don’t mind the shortening 

[ask-pelagiusz-samuels]

We gave you your name for a reason. “Beloved of God” it means, in Hebrew. Also it was a wise king. It is a good name, you want people to call you by such one. 

[ask-jedidiah-samuels]

Yes, Tata, I know. You tell me this, but also I like Jay. It’s fine.

[ask-pelagiusz-samuels]

Do you feel shame of it? I wish not you feel shame of it.

Synu, twoja matka znowu ma jeden z ciosów. Czy możesz przyjść do naszego domu?

[ask-jedidiah-samuels]

I feel no shame about it. Don’t worry, Tata, it’s only a nickname. 

Czy to jest zły? Pewnie, niedługo skończę

[ask-pelagiusz-samuels]

Good. You have very important name, very good one. “Beloved of God”. 

Leży na kanapie i płacze, i krzyczy na swoje córki. Najczęściej Adinah, ale także Drozha. Ona nie chce słuchać tego, co mówię. Zawsze wiesz, co robić.

[ask-jedidiah-samuels]

You tell me the meaning all the times. I know. I like my name.

Nie aż tak źle. Tak sądzę. Daj mi kilka minut i powiedz, czy się uspokoi, zanim tam będę

[ask-pelagiusz-samuels]

I know, I do! We picked the meaning, me and your mother, we picked the meaning to be of a blessing. Wish you luck and favor of God. And you got it.

To jeden z jej lepszych. Tak, chcę. Jesteś dobrym synem

[ask-jedidiah-samuels]

Yes, so you say. I also feel as though I have. 

How was you and Mamo’s Hanukkah night? With me, I baked some with my friends and we played games. Then I went home and I lit my menorah. I didn’t do much myself

Zwykle szybko przejmuje się nimi. Dzięki

[ask-jedidiah-samuels]

Jedidiah, my boy, why do you ask of others to call you a name that's not yours?

Tata, some people think it is too long of one. I don’t mind the shortening 

[ask-pelagiusz-samuels]

We gave you your name for a reason. “Beloved of God” it means, in Hebrew. Also it was a wise king. It is a good name, you want people to call you by such one. 

[ask-jedidiah-samuels]

Yes, Tata, I know. You tell me this, but also I like Jay. It’s fine.

[ask-pelagiusz-samuels]

Do you feel shame of it? I wish not you feel shame of it.

Synu, twoja matka znowu ma jeden z ciosów. Czy możesz przyjść do naszego domu?

[ask-jedidiah-samuels]

I feel no shame about it. Don’t worry, Tata, it’s only a nickname. 

Czy to jest zły? Pewnie, niedługo skończę

[ask-pelagiusz-samuels]

Good. You have very important name, very good one. “Beloved of God”. 

Leży na kanapie i płacze, i krzyczy na swoje córki. Najczęściej Adinah, ale także Drozha. Ona nie chce słuchać tego, co mówię. Zawsze wiesz, co robić.

[ask-jedidiah-samuels]

You tell me the meaning all the times. I know. I like my name.

Nie aż tak źle. Tak sądzę. Daj mi kilka minut i powiedz, czy się uspokoi, zanim tam będę

[ask-jedidiah-samuels]

Jedidiah, my boy, why do you ask of others to call you a name that's not yours?

Tata, some people think it is too long of one. I don’t mind the shortening 

[ask-pelagiusz-samuels]

We gave you your name for a reason. “Beloved of God” it means, in Hebrew. Also it was a wise king. It is a good name, you want people to call you by such one. 

[ask-jedidiah-samuels]

Yes, Tata, I know. You tell me this, but also I like Jay. It’s fine.

[ask-pelagiusz-samuels]

Do you feel shame of it? I wish not you feel shame of it.

Synu, twoja matka znowu ma jeden z ciosów. Czy możesz przyjść do naszego domu?

[ask-jedidiah-samuels]

I feel no shame about it. Don’t worry, Tata, it’s only a nickname. 

Czy to jest zły? Pewnie, niedługo skończę

[ask-jedidiah-samuels]

Jedidiah, my boy, why do you ask of others to call you a name that's not yours?

Tata, some people think it is too long of one. I don’t mind the shortening 

[ask-pelagiusz-samuels]

We gave you your name for a reason. “Beloved of God” it means, in Hebrew. Also it was a wise king. It is a good name, you want people to call you by such one. 

[ask-jedidiah-samuels]

Yes, Tata, I know. You tell me this, but also I like Jay. It’s fine.

[ask-jedidiah-samuels]

Jedidiah, my boy, why do you ask of others to call you a name that's not yours?

Tata, some people think it is too long of one. I don’t mind the shortening 

[halakhic-ho]

A man goes to see his Rabbi in a panic, and he gets there and he says, “Rabbi you’ll never guess what! My son has run away to become a Christian!” And the Rabbi responds, “Well you’ll never guess what! My son has also run away to become a Christian!” So the man asks the Rabbi what to do and the Rabbi says that they should pray to G-d. So they pray and tell him of their plight and G-d replies, “You’ll never guess what!”

- An old Hasidic joke that my Dad likes to tell me

[domas-eternal-lotus]

Get to know me, send me a symbol.

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