Jeff

Father-Husband-45-I love my daughter

[ask-jeffree-sutton]

Knock knock, I'm gonna break a window if you don't answer the door in ten seconds -stash

Excuse me?

[ask-stash]

Uh oh, you’re down to seven seconds

[ask-jeffree-sutton]

Young man, I do not take kindly to threats of this sort

[ask-stash]

Four seconds

[ask-jeffree-sutton]

I’m calling the police

[ask-stash]

Oh dear, time’s up!

*breaks a window with a big ol rock and climbs in*

[ask-jeffree-sutton]

Young man, I don’t know if you’re aiming for a life in prison, but you’re winding up to go down that path

[ask-stash]

I think of myself as more of a Batman-type figure

Anyway, just wanted to let you know that I’m coming to find you and if you don’t give me your daughter, I’ve got a knife

[ask-jeffree-sutton]

What?

I have the police on the phone right now

[ask-stash]

While you’re talking to them, why don’t you tell them you’re a nasty pedo? I mean, for convenience. Or I could save them the trouble and get rid of you myself. I’d like that 

[ask-jeffree-sutton]

You are a child. You have no idea of the weight of taking a human life. You couldn’t ever do it

[ask-jeffree-sutton]

Knock knock, I'm gonna break a window if you don't answer the door in ten seconds -stash

Excuse me?

[ask-stash]

Uh oh, you’re down to seven seconds

[ask-jeffree-sutton]

Young man, I do not take kindly to threats of this sort

[ask-stash]

Four seconds

[ask-jeffree-sutton]

I’m calling the police

[ask-stash]

Oh dear, time’s up!

*breaks a window with a big ol rock and climbs in*

[ask-jeffree-sutton]

Young man, I don’t know if you’re aiming for a life in prison, but you’re winding up to go down that path

[ask-stash]

I think of myself as more of a Batman-type figure

Anyway, just wanted to let you know that I’m coming to find you and if you don’t give me your daughter, I’ve got a knife

[ask-jeffree-sutton]

What?

I have the police on the phone right now

[ask-jeffree-sutton]

Knock knock, I'm gonna break a window if you don't answer the door in ten seconds -stash

Excuse me?

[ask-stash]

Uh oh, you’re down to seven seconds

[ask-jeffree-sutton]

Young man, I do not take kindly to threats of this sort

[ask-stash]

Four seconds

[ask-jeffree-sutton]

I’m calling the police

[ask-stash]

Oh dear, time’s up!

*breaks a window with a big ol rock and climbs in*

[ask-jeffree-sutton]

Young man, I don’t know if you’re aiming for a life in prison, but you’re winding up to go down that path

[ask-jeffree-sutton]

Knock knock, I'm gonna break a window if you don't answer the door in ten seconds -stash

Excuse me?

[ask-stash]

Uh oh, you’re down to seven seconds

[ask-jeffree-sutton]

Young man, I do not take kindly to threats of this sort

[ask-stash]

Four seconds

[ask-jeffree-sutton]

I’m calling the police

[ask-jeffree-sutton]

Knock knock, I'm gonna break a window if you don't answer the door in ten seconds -stash

Excuse me?

[ask-stash]

Uh oh, you’re down to seven seconds

[ask-jeffree-sutton]

Young man, I do not take kindly to threats of this sort

[ask-jeffree-sutton]

Knock knock, I'm gonna break a window if you don't answer the door in ten seconds -stash

Excuse me?

[ask-jeffree-sutton]

Hey

// @ask-cleo-sutton @ask-christine-levy-halberstram @ask-vanden

[ask-stash]

I’m fucking coming for you, bitch

[ask-jeffree-sutton]

Who are you?

[ask-stash]

What are you, a cop

Nah but I’m coming to free your kid and if you don’t let me I’ll slit your throat :)

[ask-jeffree-sutton]

Now, I may not be a cop, young man, but I’m certainly calling them. I hope you realize I don’t take threats against me or my family lightly

[ask-jeffree-sutton]

Hey

// @ask-cleo-sutton @ask-christine-levy-halberstram @ask-vanden

[ask-stash]

I’m fucking coming for you, bitch

[ask-jeffree-sutton]

Who are you?

[ask-jeffree-sutton]

Hey

// @ask-cleo-sutton @ask-christine-levy-halberstram @ask-vanden