look, coma kid

cole | 25 | she/her | disaster bi | fic icon/header from @olisgifs

[dankmemeuniversity]

[trippedandfell]

i feel like i just did ten lines of cocaine real tv is back baby

[mythtakens]

hey nobody come near me or I'm going to start biting.

[trippedandfell]

i’m experiencing shrimp emotions

[jesterlesbian]

THEY JUST GOT CALLED GAY AT THE DESERT MOTEL DINER

[trippedandfell]

all i can see (is you) buddie | rated m | 21k | read on ao3

“Okay,” Buck says, collapsing beside Eddie on the sofa with a glint in his eyes that almost definitely means trouble, “before you say no, remember that I already said yes for both of us, so you don’t actually have a choice.” The TV in the loft is soft and fuzzy like all things are in the early hours before dawn, infomercials playing quietly on a loop. Eddie mutes it halfway through a Shamwow commercial and turns to face Buck, who shoots him a nervous grin.  “What did you do?” “What makes you think I did anything?” Buck huffs, leaning in to rest his head on Eddie’s shoulder. The tips of his hair tickle the underside of Eddie’s jaw, allowing Eddie to catch a whiff of whatever conditioner he’s currently using - coconut, apparently. Buck cycles through hair products like other people do relationships. “I mean, I did, but it’s not just for me. Or even us. It’s for the good of the firehouse.” “The good of the firehouse.” “Yeah,” Buck grins up at him, brilliant. “And also for a hundred grand.”

or: Buck and Eddie agree to fake date to win a reality TV show. It goes... well, pretty much exactly how you'd expect.

written for @gayravi for the love letters fic exchange <3

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[thedownloey]

do u think the next season of heated rivalry will address the existence of gritty

[hollanovulation]

god… december 2025 canadian government tax funded hockey yaoi induced psychosis i will never forget you <333333

[heymacy]

1.01 -> 1.06

[you-are-another-me]

[damazcuz]

FUCK ALLLL EMPLOMYMENT

[berrytart]

may god guide the toronto blue jays to victory in their righteous and holy war against the traitorous los angeles dodgers

[911onabcbts]

Eddie Diaz in 9x5: Día de los Muertos.

[344j3]

what are we gonna do if we don’t get buddie canon :/

put on the greatest talent show this towns ever seen

[redwing]

(new) bestie time

[andremichaux]

BROAD CITY (Web Series) | Episode 24, "The Commute" (x)

[vintage-tigre]

Phillip by Makarova