Johanna Deacon is the name.

Call me Jo. 🌸 Feel free to ask me anything. A salty bass player and the UK Hide and Seek champion. Sister of @ask-johndeacon // M!A: none

[ask-johndeacon]

M!A coffee bean

Coffee Bean: Whoa! Who forgot to hide the coffee?! Muse is on a caffeine high and can’t seem to calm down! It’s even gotten to the point where they’re almost literally bouncing off the walls! I feel bad for whoever has to deal with them.

After drinking 5 mugs of coffee John went downstairs, jumping in front of the first person he found. “Want some coffee???” He asked screamed.

//@ask-rogertaylor @ask-brian-may @ask-johanna-deacon

[ask-johanna-deacon]

"Yes please and also thanks", Jo answered with the most tired voice ever.

[ask-elizabeth-taylor]

Anybody missing me?

@ask-melina-mercury @ask-rogertaylor @ask-brian-may @ask-freddiemercury @ask-johndeacon @ask-johanna-deacon @ask-brianne-dr-may @ask-jamiehutton

(And anybody who wants to interact)

[ask-johanna-deacon]

Hey darling!! It’s been awhile!

[ask-elizabeth-taylor]

Johanna! Look at you darling you are looking good.

[ask-johanna-deacon]

Aww thank you, Liz love! How have you been?

[ask-elizabeth-taylor]

Anybody missing me?

@ask-melina-mercury @ask-rogertaylor @ask-brian-may @ask-freddiemercury @ask-johndeacon @ask-johanna-deacon @ask-brianne-dr-may @ask-jamiehutton

(And anybody who wants to interact)

[ask-johanna-deacon]

Hey darling!! It's been awhile!

[ask-brian-may]

I've been gone for two weeks and lemme just ask... what the fuck is going on? -Jo

I’ve been here the whole time and I don’t even know.

// @ask-johanna-deacon

[ask-johanna-deacon]

Should I be worried? …I’m going to be worried either way.

[ask-brian-may]

I mean, I can’t think of anything to worry about… but considering the idiots you’re deciding to marry are Rog and I, I’d be worried anyway just to be safe.

[ask-johanna-deacon]

Sounds about right, my daily routine is to check that you two are alive and not killing eachother.

[ask-brian-may]

You should get an award for keeping us alive… It’s definitely not an easy job, you did decide to marry the two biggest idiots on the planet after all.

[ask-johanna-deacon]

I mean that's true, where's my award? Okay but you are my idiots. 😘

[ask-brian-may]

I've been gone for two weeks and lemme just ask... what the fuck is going on? -Jo

I’ve been here the whole time and I don’t even know.

// @ask-johanna-deacon

[ask-johanna-deacon]

Should I be worried? …I’m going to be worried either way.

[ask-brian-may]

I mean, I can’t think of anything to worry about… but considering the idiots you’re deciding to marry are Rog and I, I’d be worried anyway just to be safe.

[ask-johanna-deacon]

Sounds about right, my daily routine is to check that you two are alive and not killing eachother.

[ask-brian-may]

I've been gone for two weeks and lemme just ask... what the fuck is going on? -Jo

I’ve been here the whole time and I don’t even know.

// @ask-johanna-deacon

[ask-johanna-deacon]

Should I be worried? ...I'm going to be worried either way.

[ask-rogertaylor]

Did you for real forget that it was April 1st today...? -Jo

..sometimes.. when people tell you exactly what you want to hear.. you just accept it.. and forget the fact that on this day of April .. you are to be made a fool .. :/

// @ask-johanna-deacon

[ask-johanna-deacon]

R o g e r. My love, no. God, what am I going to do with you? I’ve been gone for two weeks and this is what I come back to?

[ask-rogertaylor]

Jo, in the row weeks you have been gone I’ve been harassed by being called a bottom, people told me for once that I wasn’t — and I just.. wanted to believe it was true. ..you’ve got to let your fiancé fuel his ego sometimes!

[ask-johanna-deacon]

I mean… You are a bottom, but understandable, have a nice day. 🤭

[ask-rogertaylor]

Why are you betraying me like this …. I toadies you … >:(

[ask-johanna-deacon]

Shosh now, Rog. I know you love me. uwu

[ask-rogertaylor]

J O H A N N A D E A C O N YOU JEEP THIS UP ANOTHER TV IS GOING OUT THE WINDOW

[ask-johanna-deacon]

R O G E R M E D D O W S T A Y L O R DO NOT TOUCH THE TV.

[ask-rogertaylor]

WE NEED A NEW ONE ANYWAY, THE SOUND ON THIS ONE IS SHIT, DOESNT REALLY CAPTURE THE ENGINE REVVING —……..

[ask-johanna-deacon]

R O G E R W H A T?

[ask-rogertaylor]

NOTHING!

[ask-johanna-deacon]

ROGER MEDDOWS TAYLOR, WE NEED TO TALK WHEN I GET HOME.

[ask-rogertaylor]

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE ITS FINE WE’RE ALRIGHT NOTHING TO DISCUSS ,, TIME TO SHIELD MYSELF WITH THE EGGS WE HAVE LEFT

[ask-johanna-deacon]

ROGER WE NEED TO TALK, I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GET RID OF THE EGGS.

[ask-rogertaylor]

Did you for real forget that it was April 1st today...? -Jo

..sometimes.. when people tell you exactly what you want to hear.. you just accept it.. and forget the fact that on this day of April .. you are to be made a fool .. :/

// @ask-johanna-deacon

[ask-johanna-deacon]

R o g e r. My love, no. God, what am I going to do with you? I’ve been gone for two weeks and this is what I come back to?

[ask-rogertaylor]

Jo, in the row weeks you have been gone I’ve been harassed by being called a bottom, people told me for once that I wasn’t — and I just.. wanted to believe it was true. ..you’ve got to let your fiancé fuel his ego sometimes!

[ask-johanna-deacon]

I mean… You are a bottom, but understandable, have a nice day. 🤭

[ask-rogertaylor]

Why are you betraying me like this …. I toadies you … >:(

[ask-johanna-deacon]

Shosh now, Rog. I know you love me. uwu

[ask-rogertaylor]

J O H A N N A D E A C O N YOU JEEP THIS UP ANOTHER TV IS GOING OUT THE WINDOW

[ask-johanna-deacon]

R O G E R M E D D O W S T A Y L O R DO NOT TOUCH THE TV.

[ask-rogertaylor]

WE NEED A NEW ONE ANYWAY, THE SOUND ON THIS ONE IS SHIT, DOESNT REALLY CAPTURE THE ENGINE REVVING —……..

[ask-johanna-deacon]

R O G E R W H A T?

[ask-rogertaylor]

NOTHING!

[ask-johanna-deacon]

ROGER MEDDOWS TAYLOR, WE NEED TO TALK WHEN I GET HOME.

[ask-rogertaylor]

Did you for real forget that it was April 1st today...? -Jo

..sometimes.. when people tell you exactly what you want to hear.. you just accept it.. and forget the fact that on this day of April .. you are to be made a fool .. :/

// @ask-johanna-deacon

[ask-johanna-deacon]

R o g e r. My love, no. God, what am I going to do with you? I’ve been gone for two weeks and this is what I come back to?

[ask-rogertaylor]

Jo, in the row weeks you have been gone I’ve been harassed by being called a bottom, people told me for once that I wasn’t — and I just.. wanted to believe it was true. ..you’ve got to let your fiancé fuel his ego sometimes!

[ask-johanna-deacon]

I mean… You are a bottom, but understandable, have a nice day. 🤭

[ask-rogertaylor]

Why are you betraying me like this …. I toadies you … >:(

[ask-johanna-deacon]

Shosh now, Rog. I know you love me. uwu

[ask-rogertaylor]

J O H A N N A D E A C O N YOU JEEP THIS UP ANOTHER TV IS GOING OUT THE WINDOW

[ask-johanna-deacon]

R O G E R M E D D O W S T A Y L O R DO NOT TOUCH THE TV.

[ask-rogertaylor]

WE NEED A NEW ONE ANYWAY, THE SOUND ON THIS ONE IS SHIT, DOESNT REALLY CAPTURE THE ENGINE REVVING —……..

[ask-johanna-deacon]

R O G E R W H A T?

[ask-rogertaylor]

Did you for real forget that it was April 1st today...? -Jo

..sometimes.. when people tell you exactly what you want to hear.. you just accept it.. and forget the fact that on this day of April .. you are to be made a fool .. :/

// @ask-johanna-deacon

[ask-johanna-deacon]

R o g e r. My love, no. God, what am I going to do with you? I’ve been gone for two weeks and this is what I come back to?

[ask-rogertaylor]

Jo, in the row weeks you have been gone I’ve been harassed by being called a bottom, people told me for once that I wasn’t — and I just.. wanted to believe it was true. ..you’ve got to let your fiancé fuel his ego sometimes!

[ask-johanna-deacon]

I mean… You are a bottom, but understandable, have a nice day. 🤭

[ask-rogertaylor]

Why are you betraying me like this …. I toadies you … >:(

[ask-johanna-deacon]

Shosh now, Rog. I know you love me. uwu

[ask-rogertaylor]

J O H A N N A D E A C O N YOU JEEP THIS UP ANOTHER TV IS GOING OUT THE WINDOW

[ask-johanna-deacon]

R O G E R M E D D O W S T A Y L O R DO NOT TOUCH THE TV.

[ask-rogertaylor]

Did you for real forget that it was April 1st today...? -Jo

..sometimes.. when people tell you exactly what you want to hear.. you just accept it.. and forget the fact that on this day of April .. you are to be made a fool .. :/

// @ask-johanna-deacon

[ask-johanna-deacon]

R o g e r. My love, no. God, what am I going to do with you? I’ve been gone for two weeks and this is what I come back to?

[ask-rogertaylor]

Jo, in the row weeks you have been gone I’ve been harassed by being called a bottom, people told me for once that I wasn’t — and I just.. wanted to believe it was true. ..you’ve got to let your fiancé fuel his ego sometimes!

[ask-johanna-deacon]

I mean… You are a bottom, but understandable, have a nice day. 🤭

[ask-rogertaylor]

Why are you betraying me like this …. I toadies you … >:(

[ask-johanna-deacon]

Shosh now, Rog. I know you love me. uwu

[ask-rogertaylor]

Did you for real forget that it was April 1st today...? -Jo

..sometimes.. when people tell you exactly what you want to hear.. you just accept it.. and forget the fact that on this day of April .. you are to be made a fool .. :/

// @ask-johanna-deacon

[ask-johanna-deacon]

R o g e r. My love, no. God, what am I going to do with you? I’ve been gone for two weeks and this is what I come back to?

[ask-rogertaylor]

Jo, in the row weeks you have been gone I’ve been harassed by being called a bottom, people told me for once that I wasn’t — and I just.. wanted to believe it was true. ..you’ve got to let your fiancé fuel his ego sometimes!

[ask-johanna-deacon]

I mean... You are a bottom, but understandable, have a nice day. 🤭

[ask-rogertaylor]

Did you for real forget that it was April 1st today...? -Jo

..sometimes.. when people tell you exactly what you want to hear.. you just accept it.. and forget the fact that on this day of April .. you are to be made a fool .. :/

// @ask-johanna-deacon

[ask-johanna-deacon]

R o g e r. My love, no. God, what am I going to do with you? I've been gone for two weeks and this is what I come back to?

[ask-johanna-deacon]

Hey Johanna I think I have a crush on you xx Rog

*gasp* I think I have a crush on you too, Roger. But, I think there's a problem. We are already engaged.

@ask-rogertaylor

[ask-johanna-deacon]

That's great to hear! I love to organise parties though. *smiles* - ✌

Oh that sounds amazing! I would love to attend one of these parties. 🤭

[ask-johanna-deacon]

I'm great! So happy to be here with you. *smiles* how are you? - ✌

So good to hear that! I'm doing just fine myself, there has been a lot of things to sort out with the next gig with the girls, but we got it sorted!

[ask-johanna-deacon]

Last night we discovered that Brian might be an immortal creature from hell... thingy... What are your thoughts on that?

For some reason, I'm not surprised. And I mean, he thought I was possessed by a some kind of a demon.

@ask-brian-may is everything okay?