yikes

old tumblr i regret 5 years later.

[ruinedchildhood]

[Video]

[godzillaftw]

[jester-nene]

If vader got to raise Luke and Leia. Priceless

[jaxblade]

This was an adventure from beginning to end

[putacoolnamehere]

[ask-jothat14yearold]

kylo ren: dad can we go to mcdonalds

han solo: no ben, leia's cooking a nice dinner at home

kylo ren: *wiping away tears* i hate this fucking family

[yuminica]

I saw this post and had a need to draw it with the stormtroopers…. So here you go : D

[gameraboy]

Mark Hamill shared his family photos from the set of Return of the Jedi! Also pictured is his wife Marilou, son Nathan, Frank Oz, Ian McDiarmid, and Denis Lawson (Wedge Antilles). Via StarWars.com

[goodsprings]

someone: what are you doing

me:

[ask-jothat14yearold]

Han: you look pretty

Leia: what?

Han: I SAID YOU LOOK SHITTY GOODNIGHT LEIA

[cartoon-dog-deactivated20240105]

[cartoon-dog-deactivated20240105]

2016 is a leap year

[altglo-deactivated20151003]

i remember 2015 like it was yesterday.

[respektvoll]

you can only reblog this today, this will never happen in your life again

[thespartzter-deactivated2017120]

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR!

[swampholegood-deactivated202203]

How FNAF should have ended

Mike, Jeremy and Fritz: *Standing outside pizzeria, banging pots and pans wildly* I DIDNT NO SLEEP CUZ OF YA’LL. YA’LL NOT GON GET NO SLEEP CUZ OF ME

[wafflesex]

I like how dolphins breach with such vivacity

whales breach with grace

sharks breach with power

… then fucking manta rays be like

“there goes Billy fulfilling his dreams”

[lipazzaner-deactivated20220121]

sea pancake fly 

[usenowayasway]

[housewifeswag]

this speaks to me on a spiritual level.

[shipleyhollow]

I can’t get over how beautifully organized it is.

[conkerlue]

Now this is a heist i want to pull off

[ask-jothat14yearold]

what she says: i'm fine

what she means: but what happened on monday? did the breakfast club reunite as friends, unafraid of judgement from their parents and peers? were allison and bender welcomed at claire and andy's lunch table? did andy and allison go steady, and did allison stay true to the fashion sense that made her comfortable? did bender ever become more than a weapon for claire to use against her parents? did bender ever learn it was better to try and change the world instead of just blindly rebel against it? did brian ever seek help for his depression? did they all help brian find self value outside of his intelligence? did claire, allison, brian, and andy all start purposefully earning saturday detentions to keep bender company? did they all begin to associate detention with a feeling of safety and a space to be their true selves? did they eventually move that association onto each other and become true life long friends? i like to think so but idk.

[ask-jothat14yearold]

YOOOOO YOUR OTHER ACCOUNT IS AMAZING AND SO ARE YOU! HAVE A GOOD DAY/NIGHT/AFTERNOON! :D

THANK YOU (I love your account too by the way) AND HAVE A GOOD DAY/NIGHT/AFTERNOON yourself my friend!!!

[ask-jothat14yearold]

Eeeeeeyooooo~ You seem like an awesome person! Care to be my friend?~

Haha! I'm the same chald who runs the five-nights-with-jeremike blog ^u^ I'm more active over there than here, but YES I'D LOVE TO BE YOUR FRIEND!!!

[five-nights-with-jeremike]

The "Harper-Foxy" Indecent [mini ficlet]

Harper Fitzgerald is an energetic five year old. She has bleach blonde hair and vibrant hazel eyes, cute chubby features with rosy cheeks and an adorable button nose. The girl makes hearts everywhere melt just by saying a word or two.

Though, she did have her… quirks.

Ate the age of four, poor little Harper had been under the oldest child to the Fitzgerald’s care, eleven year old Stanley. While Stanley had been busy finishing up song lyrics, and Jeremy generate being preoccupied with the rest of the establishment, alongside husband Mike, Harper had wandered towards the stage.

She had favored Foxy.

Foxy HADN’T favored her….

Putting trust into the animatronic fox, Harper had took his cold, metallic hand.

Moments later, Foxy had malfunctioned. The young girls left arm torn right off.

Harper Fitzgerald. Once a vibrant young face, now a hyperactive menace. Easy to possess…. easy to navigate. Just one more easy target for the spirit of the Purple Man.