john

John Thomas Ward. 34. 6'2. Priest. Don't be too obscene. Please.

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I think this is what Lisa meant by starting an 'ask blog'.

Okay. Ask me questions then.

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My name is John, I'm a Catholic priest, and I live in Sterling, Connecticut. I like to read, I like cats, and I love the Lord, for He is good. 💙

Go with God, all ye children whom decide to visit this site.

Thank you.

‼️ OOC under the cut + rules/regulations

‼️ - indicating out of character posts

Mod here, hi. I run this blog and am the only person running this blog.

Keep in mind that I am a minor, I am 17. I am also Autistic and I have ADHD. I use he/they pronouns.

Behave yourselves. I know that you know how to.

RULES:

NO EXPLICITLY NSFW ASKS. Suggestive is allowed, in moderation. If I am uncomfortable in answering your ask I will either delete it or tell you directly.

No slurs, please. You never know who can get hurt by what.

Keep in mind I am a real person with a life, I won't always answer asks immediately.

Be a decent human being.

Don't be outwardly disrespectful towards religion of any kind. I understand the source material is very religious and if you are uncomfortable with that, you are by no means required to interact with this blog.

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Frequent Anon List:

Moon Anon 🌙, Bee Anon 🐝, Blue Girl Anon 🌌, White Heart Anon 🤍 , Deer Anon 🦌 , Star Anon 💫, Bat Anon 🦇, Butterfly Anon 🦋

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Associated Accounts:

Lisa - @asklisapearson

Garcia - @pedir-father-ag

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Thank you, and most of all, please have fun!!

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At this rate we need to start labelling you guys cause this is getting confusing haha

You're telling me. It gets kind of exhausting.

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John can you fucking man up and let me draw autopsy scars on you with a marker whilst eating a bagel and smoking a cigarette so I can pretend to be the coroner on the worst cop show ever????

I promise not to try to cut you open again!

First of all, do not ever speak to me with that tone or language again. Second of all, it'd be inappropriate for you to draw on me in general and ESPECIALLY for that drawing to be autopsy scars of all things. THIRD of all, you shouldn't be smoking at all. FOURTH OF ALL, you lost your chances at ever trying this stunt again when it happened the first time.

I'll no longer be having this conversation with you. And if I find any cigarettes on you at all it will mean trouble.

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what do you think of this animal

When God created man, He had the idea of greatness in His mind.

When He created this animal (seal?) however, I think He just wanted to make the silliest thing possible. And I'm okay with that.

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❝ Hello, father. How's it going there in Connecticut? I'm sorry if I haven't sent anything in the past two years. Really strange and ridiculous events happened back on my local orphanage... the friends said that perhaps fifteen could be anywhere old enough to be alone, that's why I moved in a very quiet county in Wisconsin. Strange things had also happened here but at least it wasn't them bothering us anymore. I don't know if I could visit yet there, but I would really be happy if I had the time. I've also grown... quite, but never tall! Life is quite unfair, is it, father? Alright, I don't want the letter to be too long. I wish you a good day and night—Ah-ah, I don't wanna add anymore unnecessary ramblings, but father, I've found Michael again! He's a little bit different from when we've met in school... but I'm positive he's gonna be well soon. ❞

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Hello.

It's going.. okay, for now. I'm glad to finally hear from you again. I have to admit I was wondering about you often.

Fifteen?! Fifteen is nowhere near old enough to be on your own! Who in God's name told you that?

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I am glad that things are better for you there. Please stay safe.

I'll pray for you.

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John! You silly goose! That isn’t a demon! This is my *mom!*

Get that out of here NOW.

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UPDATE ON LEG HENNA!

It HURTS TO TAKE OFF

Because ITS GETTING CAUGHT IN MY LEG HAIR

Well, there's to being safe-ish I guess.

..Did the result look fun at least??

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John — before any of the nuns tell you I just — I didn’t *mean* to hit father Marcus, he just —

He came up behind me to grab something and I just got really sweaty and my heart started racing and I felt really nauseous and — it was a knee jerk reaction I swear I did not mean to — you know how I get when people are behind me right?

...I do, but the problem is that Father Marcus has a black eye now.

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Doing leg henna is really hard when you don’t shave :/

I really like the sun one! Do be careful, though. I remember Lisa tried to do it for fun and then it wouldn't come off, hahaha.

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4 decades? you're old!

Almost. Almost 4 decades.

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THERE IS ANOTHER PRIEST?

WHY ARE YOU MULTIPLYING!

(John loves you!)

I've been here for nearly 4 decades, sorry.

(Oh fun, this again.)

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rancid. flaccid. stick my dick in acid. queerbaiter. alligator. make a blog to be a hater. fuzzy socks. chicken pox. i fit my door with extra locks. soft block. hard cock. going to live under a rock.

...You are far too young to be this vulgar.

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Do you remember? The 21st night of September?

*September by Earth, Wind, and Fire starts playing*

The sad thing about this is that I really do like that song. It's very fun. That group in general is very fun.

...But unfortunately, I do remember the 21st of September. A little more than I'd like to sometimes.

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John a mare is a LADY horse, a stallion has TESTICLES, a gelding has NO BALLS

Okay, okay! I understand I made a mistake! I'm not a horse expert! Haha.

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I am very happy to hear you are having a baby soon with Gary

How many times do I have to reiterate the fact I don't have ovaries, nor a womb? I cannot have babies. Besides, I'm far too old for that now.

Did reproductive education not make it to this generation? Did that stop with us?

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John?

I ain’t gonna say who — so don’t ask but.. some kids while you were in Bible study.. I asked to — they — they — I don’t wanna say they beat me up but they fucked up the shirt you got me — and, now my nose is bleedin’ and they threw rocks at my back and pushed me into the mud — look can you just.. my back really hurts, can you check the damage?

..I don’t like the kids at church much John, their mean

...I'll have some talks with them.

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thank you for responding! just wanted to check!!! hope your and your partners are having a wonderful day!

‼️ - of course!