Ask Kirah

Just your typical lab experiment turned mudarcher. (Icon by ask-alf-oddworld!)

[ask-kirah-mudokon]

A kid shouldnt be raised with two addicts. You and mar need to move out of there asap.

She let out an exaggerated gasp, "You're right! We'll pack our things right away!"

[ask-alf-oddworld]

Something @ask-kirah-mudokon asked me to draw! Alf giving Toby a piggyback.

Also:

[ask-kirah-mudokon]

I want to smell your skin... all of it... inhale it...

[ohfugecannada]

Abe: I hate My boss! And bad Sligs shot at me and I fell and hit my head!

Big Face: [laughs] nothin’ a little music won’t help…

[music starts up]

Big Face: Rockin-

[smeargle]

tfw you still have 3 days to go before the new tablet gets here but youre tired of coloring pictures with your mouse

[ask-kirah-mudokon]

Holy shit your style is AMAZING. Never stop drawing pls ok thanks. 👌👌👌👌

[ask-kirah-mudokon]

What are your feelings regarding the word ‘daddy’?

"Uh. It's what you call a dad?"

[ahlu-mudokon]

"I want a baby."

Even though they had discussed this before, Ahlu choked on the coffee she was drinking regardless. With a few coughs and sputters, she put her cup down and flailed one paw, trying to breathe. “What like–” she cleared her throat once again, “Like right now, or?”

[ask-kirah-mudokon]

“I’ve just been… thinking about it. …A lot. I dunno.” She rubbed her arm, looking almost embarrassed. “You want one too, right?”

[ahlu-mudokon]

“I do…” Slowly, she turned to her in her chair, paws folded in her lap, “Only because of you… If you really want for us to have one, I’m all for it, really. But…” Her eye flickered down, a small sigh escaping her, “There’s the whole… Fertility… Thing.”

[ask-kirah-mudokon]

Kirah tilted her head. “What’s that mean?”

[ahlu-mudokon]

“Well, I mean… I’m… Capable of carrying an egg, and I’ve never known if you were. We mentioned this before, but you’re afraid of, you know, doctors…” She tapped her nails against her knee, looking elsewhere, “And I’ve never really looked into fertility shamans or whatever.”

[ask-kirah-mudokon]

Kirah turned her head and stared at nothing for a moment, thinking. She looked back to Ahlu with a hint of nervousness. “I’d go see a doctor… for you.”

[ahlu-mudokon]

Ahlu gave a small smile and got up to step over to Kirah, taking her paws in her own, “I appreciate that… But for your comfort, I wanna see if we can find a shaman who deals with fertility, or someone we already trust.”

[ask-kirah-mudokon]

She nodded her head, feeling quite releaved Ahlu wanted to find a shaman to help. "Whatever we need to do." Kirah looked to Ahlu with a smile, still excited that this was even a possibility.

[ahlu-mudokon]

"I want a baby."

Even though they had discussed this before, Ahlu choked on the coffee she was drinking regardless. With a few coughs and sputters, she put her cup down and flailed one paw, trying to breathe. “What like–” she cleared her throat once again, “Like right now, or?”

[ask-kirah-mudokon]

“I’ve just been… thinking about it. …A lot. I dunno.” She rubbed her arm, looking almost embarrassed. “You want one too, right?”

[ahlu-mudokon]

“I do…” Slowly, she turned to her in her chair, paws folded in her lap, “Only because of you… If you really want for us to have one, I’m all for it, really. But…” Her eye flickered down, a small sigh escaping her, “There’s the whole… Fertility… Thing.”

[ask-kirah-mudokon]

Kirah tilted her head. “What’s that mean?”

[ahlu-mudokon]

“Well, I mean… I’m… Capable of carrying an egg, and I’ve never known if you were. We mentioned this before, but you’re afraid of, you know, doctors…” She tapped her nails against her knee, looking elsewhere, “And I’ve never really looked into fertility shamans or whatever.”

[ask-kirah-mudokon]

Kirah turned her head and stared at nothing for a moment, thinking. She looked back to Ahlu with a hint of nervousness. “I’d go see a doctor... for you.”

[ahlu-mudokon]

"I want a baby."

Even though they had discussed this before, Ahlu choked on the coffee she was drinking regardless. With a few coughs and sputters, she put her cup down and flailed one paw, trying to breathe. “What like–” she cleared her throat once again, “Like right now, or?”

[ask-kirah-mudokon]

“I’ve just been… thinking about it. …A lot. I dunno.” She rubbed her arm, looking almost embarrassed. “You want one too, right?”

[ahlu-mudokon]

“I do…” Slowly, she turned to her in her chair, paws folded in her lap, “Only because of you… If you really want for us to have one, I’m all for it, really. But…” Her eye flickered down, a small sigh escaping her, “There’s the whole… Fertility… Thing.”

[ask-kirah-mudokon]

Kirah tilted her head. "What's that mean?"

[ahlu-mudokon]

"I want a baby."

Even though they had discussed this before, Ahlu choked on the coffee she was drinking regardless. With a few coughs and sputters, she put her cup down and flailed one paw, trying to breathe. “What like–” she cleared her throat once again, “Like right now, or?”

[ask-kirah-mudokon]

"I've just been... thinking about it. ...A lot. I dunno." She rubbed her arm, looking almost embarrassed. "You want one too, right?"

[ask-kirah-mudokon]

Hey, you seen my blue floral tea set anywhere? It’s like it vanished!

"Uh..." This must have been the set that was broken from earlier. She decided to play dumb. "...Nope!"

[ask-alf-oddworld]

"Mmm. That cake smells wonderful!"

Alf looked at a cake that had been finished recently by Buddy, with lovely decorations. He noticed Kirah was admiring it. An evil smirk grew upon his face, and he held the cake on its plate. “Oh? You mean this cake? This cake right here?”

[ask-kirah-mudokon]

“Um, duh. It looks delicious!” She grabbed the serving spatula nearby, “C'mon, let’s have some.”

[ask-alf-oddworld]

“Oh, you want some, huh? Sure. You can have the whole thing!” He shoved the entire thing on her face, making a brilliant splat that went all over her. He took the plate off, and laughed when he realised there was so much it pretty much covered her head.

[ask-kirah-mudokon]

Kirah froze in place, the majority of the cake falling to the floor with a ‘plop’. Her entire face was covered and she tried wiping most of it off in one motion. “…WHY WOULD YOU WASTE SUCH A LOVELY CAKE, YOU SCHMUCK??”

[ask-alf-oddworld]

Alf was bent over holding his stomach and wheeze-laughing. “It… ain’t a waste… hahahahaha!” He caught his breath and looked at her. He immediately burst into laughter again.

[ask-kirah-mudokon]

She was pissed. Both at him laughing at her, as well as the horrible waste of a good cake. She took her hands messy with icing and slapped them on each side of Alf's head, squishing his face around and making a nice mess.

[ask-alf-oddworld]

"Mmm. That cake smells wonderful!"

Alf looked at a cake that had been finished recently by Buddy, with lovely decorations. He noticed Kirah was admiring it. An evil smirk grew upon his face, and he held the cake on its plate. “Oh? You mean this cake? This cake right here?”

[ask-kirah-mudokon]

“Um, duh. It looks delicious!” She grabbed the serving spatula nearby, “C'mon, let’s have some.”

[ask-alf-oddworld]

“Oh, you want some, huh? Sure. You can have the whole thing!” He shoved the entire thing on her face, making a brilliant splat that went all over her. He took the plate off, and laughed when he realised there was so much it pretty much covered her head.

[ask-kirah-mudokon]

Kirah froze in place, the majority of the cake falling to the floor with a 'plop'. Her entire face was covered and she tried wiping most of it off in one motion. "...WHY WOULD YOU WASTE SUCH A LOVELY CAKE, YOU SCHMUCK??"

[ask-alf-oddworld]

"Mmm. That cake smells wonderful!"

Alf looked at a cake that had been finished recently by Buddy, with lovely decorations. He noticed Kirah was admiring it. An evil smirk grew upon his face, and he held the cake on its plate. “Oh? You mean this cake? This cake right here?”

[ask-kirah-mudokon]

"Um, duh. It looks delicious!" She grabbed the serving spatula nearby, "C'mon, let's have some."

[ask-kirah-mudokon]

“Something smells burnt.”

“Yeah, I’m burning all your tea sets.”

[ask-alf-oddworld]

“Yeah, real funny. Now what is that burning smell? Are you cooking?”

[ask-kirah-mudokon]

She went over to the oven and turned it off. "...Yeah. I'm tryin' to make some cookies, but I keep screwin' 'em up!"

[ask-kirah-mudokon]

[Maruta] Are ya'll sho' ya should be eatin' that?

Kirah was stuffing her face with cake. “Ya, why?” she said with a mouthful.

[ask-maruta]

“Ah think that Bob’s special cake…It’s the only way Eli gets him to take his medicine….”

[ask-kirah-mudokon]

She froze, pieces of cake fell from her open mouth. “Oh no… Oh no, I’m sorry! Can we make another one?”

[ask-maruta]

“Ah think so. But in the mean time, Do not drink any brew. That medicine does not mix well with that stuff…” Maruta then shivered, “Same thing happened to Moe, and he ended up halucinatin’ somethin’ awful….Includin’ bein’ stung by stingbees…That was the worse…”

[ask-kirah-mudokon]

“You don’t have to worry about that.” She shivered at the thought of drinking that nasty stuff. “Um. What is the medicine for? Am I gonna feel funny or somethin’?”

[ask-maruta]

“Heart problems. Either stroke or heart attack ah think. Ah think ya’ll be fine so long as ya dun drink any brew all day.”

[ask-kirah-mudokon]

"Yeesh... Yeah, I think I'll be fine."

[ask-kirah-mudokon]

[Moe] Please don't be mad.

Kirah looked at him confused, “Mad about what?”

[ask-moe-the-tomahawker]

“Poochie….he got loose again and….broke one of your stuff…”

[ask-kirah-mudokon]

“Uhh…” her expression changed from confused to concerned rather quickly. “What did he brake?”

[ask-moe-the-tomahawker]

“…A tea set…I hope it wasn’t special…”

[ask-kirah-mudokon]

She sighed in relief, "Oh, that was probably Alf's. He's got like a billion of them. I'm sure it's no biggie."