Ask Laney Penn

No, I am not a boy.

[ask-laney-penn]

Do you like Total Drama Island?

Laney: I managed to watch all six seasons, and I have to say, I have a feeling that Trina’s personality is strikingly similar to Sugar’s personality. Strangely, the voice of some girl named Amy sounds just like mine.

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Do you like Christmas?

Laney: Well, I do have one Christmas miracle in mind... That happens to be getting Corey to go out with me.

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Hi Laney, I'm learning to play the guitar! !

Laney: That’s cool. Now, if you practice every day, you will improve. Eventually, you will have better guitar skills than my buddies at Grojband.

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Your awesome laney!!

Laney: Thanks. I hope I get a date with Corey.

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Laney: Hey guys. Laney here. I'm just writing this to let you know how the holidays went with Grojband. First off, our Christmas gig was postponed, but that was because we had to help a certain chubby dude get back on his feet after Trina went Diary Mode and took his sleigh down. Christmas Eve was the first time that Trina went down that road twice in one day, probably because she got a stocking full of coal while The Newmans, Mina, Nick, and the band got presents. Apparently, she'll get pissed off whenever things do not go her way. That's karma for you, bitch! Well, Happy Holidays, Grojfans!

[ask-laney-penn]

Wait, if he's so careless, then don't you think he'll forget ~something~ when you guys are, you know doing ~something~ and you'll end up having kids?

Laney: I think he’s very unlikely to do ~something~ if at all, which is very doubtful.

((OOC: Chances are, Corey’s carelessness may have both of them die as virgins.))

[ask-laney-penn]

If you're marrying Corey do you think you'll have babies?

Laney: It would be a dream come true if we married, but considering his carelessness right now, I don’t think we’ll end up having any babies.

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Hello Laney do you love rats? Anyways my name is Roya

Laney: I think just about any animal will catch my fancy, so long as it isn’t a shark or bees or anything that could possibly kill me because of its instincts.

((OOC: Bees, sharks, and snakes are just a few that have been known for killing people. Of course sharks kill less people a year than snakes and bees.)

[ask-laney-penn]

hey lanes if your boyfriend was any famous singer who would it be

Well, while I wish it was Corey, I’m probably gonna go with Kendall Schmidt from the band Big Time Rush.

((OOC: When was the last time anyone mentioned Big Time Rush?))

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pane I SAW COREY WITH CARRIE!!

Laney: What?! *grabs a rake and runs out of her house* Stay away from my Corey you bitch!

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i wonder why u hate carrie (i think i already know)

Laney: *sarcastic tone* Believe me, it’s a long story.

((OOC: We both know why, soo…)

[ask-laney-penn]

Would marrying Corey be worth it if that meant you got Trina as a sister-in-law? Or do you think she'll have matured and become nice again by then?

Laney: That’s kind of hard to answer, really. I think she might be a teeny bit nicer, but then again, I’m not sure if she thinks I’m a dude or not.

((OOC: Age has little to do with maturity, so Trina could still be volatile even  if she’s in her 40s.))

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I think you and Kitty Ko have some similiarities

I dunno. I don’t follow some popularity-hogging tramp around.

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Dr love is in, may I help ya?

Laney: I think THAT should explain it enough. *points her thumb at Corey making out with his guitar*

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Corey is getting too crazy with the guitar, what was he doing before that? Tongue on guitar, that's Gene Simmons' move!

Laney: I’m sure he was blabbing about putting “wicked face make-up” on the band’s faces with Kin and Kon. I guess he was listening to KISS and got an idea for a gig from what those guys did. I hope he doesn’t do the “open arms and open legs” thing. That’d be gross.

((OOC: Some KISS-based stuff, of course.))

[ashtorium]

um…corey

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Laney: *sighs* I wish I was that guitar.

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Laney: Hey guys. So yeah, Halloween went well. Funny thing is, Kin and Kon seemed to have gotten smaller, plus Kon looked a bit creepier. It took a while for us to figure out who's been following us. Seriously, did our adorable Groupies kidnap Kin and Kon just to try to get some moments of us? Oddly enough, Corey remembered the lyrics to a few of his songs. After that, I had a dream about Corey and I dating each other in Halloween. Kin and Kon were there, and so was Mina and Nick Mallory. Oddly, though, the Newmans were there as well. Trina wasn't there, but that's fine with me because it's a dream and not a nightmare. If you need anything from me, just click on the cell phone on my blog.

((OOC: The dream thing was a reference from Chowder.))