Ask Libertarian

You shouldn't have aggressed || Businessman || He/Him || Profile Picture by @yourfaveisancapsexual ||(Centricide Parody Account)

[ask-libertarian]

Quick, the other Centricide ask blogs are asleep, invest in Bitcoin!

[ask-libertarian]

have you fucked ancap yet

//Can you guys, like, not send asks like this? It's just uncomfortable. Thank you.

[snowywarmthkuya]

men will literally fry rice.

[anophelei]

shrimp behaviour

[i-am-the-third-heat-deactivated]

we prefer the term short king

[jibadojo]

すばらしいなヘビですね！ バランスすごい!!!!

[orochimartyr]

This elapid(?) is so extra

[acreaturecalledgreed]

he’s very clever! he’s avoiding the bits of the fence that have nobs on them so he doesnt get hurt once he’s on the smoother upper wire he gets much less wiggly in his movements he’s very smart and i love him

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Why is he up there!

[mikkeneko]

He likes to be tall

[ask-libertarian]

Happy

Happy 4/20

:})

[cat-cosplay]

🎶Constricting evil by moonlight

Winning love by daylight

Never slithering from a real fight!

She is the one named Ssssssailor Moon!🎶

#AprilFools #NoCatsOnlySnek

[ask-libertarian]

@ask-ancap

[great-and-small]

People who hate snakes are so weird because they’ll insist that snakes are ruthlessly aggressive animals just waiting for the chance to bite a human but if you actually go outside and look at a snake they’re literally just like:

[ask-libertarian]

If I kissed you would I die of venom?

I don't believe so? If that were the case, AnCap would be in a lot of trouble <3

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

[ask-libertarian]

Thank you kindly, good fellow ☺️

[ask-libertarian]

I love cookies

sweet sweet cookies

put em in my mouth

take a big bite

little milk to wash em down

I am... Not sure why you're telling me this. Congratulations, I suppose.

[lettucefather]

Heads up!

Sorry to ruin jres “joke” but Jreg’s latest video (Advice for Epileptics) can trigger photosensitive conditions. Don’t watch it if you struggle with that.

[lettucefather]

I encourage you to report and dislike this video btw. It can be extremely dangerous and harmful.

[lettucefather]

Correction: don’t dislike it, it feeds the algorithm too. Just report it and tell your friends about this so they can stay safe.

[lettucefather]

Jreg changed the thumbnail. Be careful.

[lettucefather]

Heads up!

Sorry to ruin jres “joke” but Jreg’s latest video (Advice for Epileptics) can trigger photosensitive conditions. Don’t watch it if you struggle with that.

[lettucefather]

I encourage you to report and dislike this video btw. It can be extremely dangerous and harmful.

[ask-libertarian]

//Hey guys, OOC warning, the new Jreg video "Advice for Epileptics" contains a lot of flashing lights, if you have any sort of photosensitivity please avoid that one, and if you don't please report the video for dangerous content. That could really hurt someone. Thank you, have a good day.

[ask-libertarian]

A public statement regarding the sale of Recreational Nukes

Hello. As some of you may have noticed, the production and sale of Ancapistan's Recreational Nukes™ has decreased in recent weeks. Worry not, the supply will be increasing soon. We simply encountered a snag recently with some shady characters purchasing our products, and as such had to put sales on hold temporarily. The problem is being resolved as we speak, thank you for your patience.

[strudel-the-noodle]

double snake!! one smells like lavender, one searches your soul for sin

[jame7t]

for tax purposes I count as a creature btw