Germany

@ask-ludwig

Ask me whatever you need!

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Not many rules! Don’t be racist, any of the phobics, nor rude. Also I can’t excuse any of their history or any of its history cause I’m literally not from Europe.

The weirdest the asks can get is for example “MY HUSBAND GERMANY”. But if it’s something sexual, I will not respond to it.

I will talk politics, but it’ll have to be kind of vague depending on what it is. This mostly just comes from mod’s politics, and mod isn’t afraid to ask political questions, but that doesn’t mean others will.

Its going to be a pain, but I will try to sound like Germany with the grammar and all, instead of “th” sound, it’ll be “ze” cause that’s his accent

I do apologize if I say anything out of line or rude, just tell me if I do and I will apologize!

Peace❤️✌️

Germany, Schleswig-Holstein got drunk and is crashing at my place, can I drop them at yours later? I think they want to hang out with you, but I’m not sure, since half of the words coming out of their mouth is a mix of German and Danish gibberish…

- @ask-jutland-funen

NEIN!!!! Jou wanted zhem soooo badly!

ask-jutland-funen

I ain’t askin you because I don’t want them here, I’m asking because they specifically want YOU! I dun know why, and it ain’t my place to intrude!

Just admit it. You bit off more than you could chew.

ask-jutland-funen

Okay FINE! I… I did…

But please just listen- they’re bawling their eyes out right now, and I don’t even know why. But they keep repeating your name, and this seems pretty serious.

Vhat am I supposed to do about zhis? Ich already have to deal with Italy! Just try und get them straight then I’ll pick zem up!

ask-jutland-funen

Aye… Well they’re much better now, I actually got them to stop bawling their eyes out and get them to bed…

And I’ve also learned the surprising fact that they chugged like six bottles of beer. How they even made it to my house is beyond me.

They’re quite fast runners und are very steady drunk. Danke for getting them to sleep

Germany, Schleswig-Holstein got drunk and is crashing at my place, can I drop them at yours later? I think they want to hang out with you, but I’m not sure, since half of the words coming out of their mouth is a mix of German and Danish gibberish…

- @ask-jutland-funen

NEIN!!!! Jou wanted zhem soooo badly!

ask-jutland-funen

I ain’t askin you because I don’t want them here, I’m asking because they specifically want YOU! I dun know why, and it ain’t my place to intrude!

Just admit it. You bit off more than you could chew.

ask-jutland-funen

Okay FINE! I… I did…

But please just listen- they’re bawling their eyes out right now, and I don’t even know why. But they keep repeating your name, and this seems pretty serious.

Vhat am I supposed to do about zhis? Ich already have to deal with Italy! Just try und get them straight then I’ll pick zem up!

Germany, Schleswig-Holstein got drunk and is crashing at my place, can I drop them at yours later? I think they want to hang out with you, but I’m not sure, since half of the words coming out of their mouth is a mix of German and Danish gibberish…

- @ask-jutland-funen

NEIN!!!! Jou wanted zhem soooo badly!

ask-jutland-funen

I ain’t askin you because I don’t want them here, I’m asking because they specifically want YOU! I dun know why, and it ain’t my place to intrude!

Just admit it. You bit off more than you could chew.

Germany, Schleswig-Holstein got drunk and is crashing at my place, can I drop them at yours later? I think they want to hang out with you, but I’m not sure, since half of the words coming out of their mouth is a mix of German and Danish gibberish…

- @ask-jutland-funen

NEIN!!!! Jou wanted zhem soooo badly!

so uh whens the next meeting? sometime in the middle of june? and where are we going this time?

I was thinking about giving all of us a small break. It will be on July 1st in Ottawa 🙂‍↔️

mattieus-canada

my birthday..? in my country?

Ja, I feel like I had to do something special for a special someone. Jou get to choose what we talk about und how ze meeting goes.

so uh whens the next meeting? sometime in the middle of june? and where are we going this time?

I was thinking about giving all of us a small break. It will be on July 1st in Ottawa 🙂‍↔️

Close enough

askthearistocrat

I'm having a tea party on June 6th. Don't be late, wear proper clothes and bring your own snacks.

No we're not inviting Alfred.

Vould you need help setting things up?

Mein dog just had puppies!

Congrats!!!!!

Danke!!! I’m now a grandpa und I’ve never been happier!!🥰

Mein dog just had puppies!

Give me back Schleswig-Holstein

- @ask-jutland-funen

NEIN

ask-jutland-funen

JO! They used to be a part of me before your brother and Austria took them! They should be a part of me again!

WAHHH WAHHH IS ALL I HEAR FROM YOU!

ask-jutland-funen

MAY SOMEONE SHUT THAT MOUTH OF YOURS BEFORE ME AND MY FIST FINDS YOU!

VELL ITS NOT GONNA CHANGE THE FACT I HAVE SCHLESWIG- HOLSTEIN UND YOU DONT 😝

ask-jutland-funen

MY GOD- WELL SCHLESWIG HOLSTEIN TALKS MORE TO ME THAN YOU

WELL THEY SEE ME MOEE ZHAM YOU

ask-jutland-funen

THAT DOESN’T MATTER MUCH IF THEY ENJOY MY COMPANY MORE THAN YOURS! BESIDES, HISTORICALLY THEY’VE BEEN MORE WITH ME

YAWN YAWN, IS ALL YOUR STATEMENT IS TO ME

ask-jutland-funen

IS THAT YOUR ONLY ARGUMENT? TCH, WEAK

IDK ALL I CAN SAY IS FIGHT HARDER NECT TIME

I thought the world meeting was supposed to be yesterday? I thought you were hosting?

I had a hangover

ask-aph-hws-iceland

Are you doing better now?

Ja, it waz just really bad

ask-aph-hws-iceland

Well... I mean... I'm glad you're doing better... Are you going to reschedule?

Ja, I would like to apologize to everyone for my hypocrisy. I think it will be on the 12th of may

ask-aph-hws-iceland

Oh, no, it's okay. I mean, we skip the meetings all the time. You've never skipped one for any invalid reason. We'd rather have the meeting delayed than have you feel sick throughout it. Especially since you do most of the talking. You're always so responsible, so I feel like if anyone gets a free pass, it's you.

Danke Iceland, you have no clue what zhat means to me 🩷

Give me back Schleswig-Holstein

- @ask-jutland-funen

NEIN

ask-jutland-funen

JO! They used to be a part of me before your brother and Austria took them! They should be a part of me again!

WAHHH WAHHH IS ALL I HEAR FROM YOU!

ask-jutland-funen

MAY SOMEONE SHUT THAT MOUTH OF YOURS BEFORE ME AND MY FIST FINDS YOU!

VELL ITS NOT GONNA CHANGE THE FACT I HAVE SCHLESWIG- HOLSTEIN UND YOU DONT 😝

ask-jutland-funen

MY GOD- WELL SCHLESWIG HOLSTEIN TALKS MORE TO ME THAN YOU

WELL THEY SEE ME MOEE ZHAM YOU

ask-jutland-funen

THAT DOESN’T MATTER MUCH IF THEY ENJOY MY COMPANY MORE THAN YOURS! BESIDES, HISTORICALLY THEY’VE BEEN MORE WITH ME

YAWN YAWN, IS ALL YOUR STATEMENT IS TO ME

Give me back Schleswig-Holstein

- @ask-jutland-funen

NEIN

ask-jutland-funen

JO! They used to be a part of me before your brother and Austria took them! They should be a part of me again!

WAHHH WAHHH IS ALL I HEAR FROM YOU!

ask-jutland-funen

MAY SOMEONE SHUT THAT MOUTH OF YOURS BEFORE ME AND MY FIST FINDS YOU!

VELL ITS NOT GONNA CHANGE THE FACT I HAVE SCHLESWIG- HOLSTEIN UND YOU DONT 😝

ask-jutland-funen

MY GOD- WELL SCHLESWIG HOLSTEIN TALKS MORE TO ME THAN YOU

WELL THEY SEE ME MOEE ZHAM YOU

I thought the world meeting was supposed to be yesterday? I thought you were hosting?

I had a hangover

Ve...? No fair, how come you get excuses? :(

BECAUSE I ACTUALLY ATTEND 12/12OF THEM UNLUKE YOU WHO ATTENDS 4/12

I'm sleepy... 🙁😭😭

ZHEN GO TO BED AT A DECNT TIME

I thought the world meeting was supposed to be yesterday? I thought you were hosting?

I had a hangover

ask-aph-hws-iceland

Are you doing better now?

Ja, it waz just really bad

ask-aph-hws-iceland

Well... I mean... I'm glad you're doing better... Are you going to reschedule?

Ja, I would like to apologize to everyone for my hypocrisy. I think it will be on the 12th of may

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