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I always appreciate you
I’m the sappy one now
It was going to happen eventually
Maybe because you’re so cute!
Aaa!
You’re cuter
Let me appreciate you, dork
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@ask-luis-carruthers
It’s Secretary Day and so I should be appreciated
I always appreciate you
I’m the sappy one now
It was going to happen eventually
Maybe because you’re so cute!
Aaa!
You’re cuter
Let me appreciate you, dork
N o
Its your day
It’s Secretary Day and so I should be appreciated
I always appreciate you
I’m the sappy one now
It was going to happen eventually
Maybe because you’re so cute!
Aaa!
You’re cuter
It’s Secretary Day and so I should be appreciated
I always appreciate you
I’m the sappy one now
It was going to happen eventually
Maybe because you're so cute!
It’s Secretary Day and so I should be appreciated
I always appreciate you
I'm the sappy one now
It’s Secretary Day and so I should be appreciated
I always appreciate you
Way too personal Nsfw asks
1. First sex experience?
2. Celebrity threesum?
3. Would you ever have a devils threesum?
4. Ever been rimmed?
5. Would you ever rim someone?
6. Weirdest sexual experience?
7. Weirdest solo sexual experience?
8. Every have a one night stand?
9. Thought on rape play?
10. As a guy, what do think is a female’s idea penis?
11. What’s your ideal penis?
12. Ever have sex in public?
13. Describe a sex fantasy that you want to try in detail.
14. Do you consider your genitals attractive?
15. What bra size do you find yourself most attracted to?
16. Favorite sex position?
17. Least favorite sex positions?
18. What makes sex ‘bad’ to you?
19. Ever have sex with someone loud?
20. Have you ever thought a partner faked an orgasam?
21. Have you ever faked an orgasam?
22. Thoughts on accidental anal?
23. Have you ever had sex with food?
24. For giving oral to a female, you prefer them to ride your face, or them laying down (or other)
25. Weirdest thing someone’s ever said to you during sex?
26. Ever prematurely cum?
27. Do you prefer you or your partner to cum first?
28. Ever have a kink a partner thought was weird?
29. Thoughts on drunk sex, or sex where your sober and your partner semiconscious?
30. If your partner made you a sex toy from their genitals would you be creeped out or…?
31. Ever have a safe word, if so, what was it?
32. Thoughts on partner sharing?
33. Weirdest sex story you’ve heard?
34. What gives you the most confidence during sex?
35. What feels better for you sex or oral sex?
36. Do you like sloppy blowjobs?
37. Which feels better blowjob or blowjob and hands?
38. Most viewed porn categories?
39. Thoughts on knife play?
40. Can you be intimate if your pet is in the room?
41. I’d you ever had the chance for a threesum with twins would you do it?
42. Are you ok with your partner owning sex toys?
43. Are you ok with your partner using toys to finish after sex?
44. Are you ok with your partner mastubating. (Instead of going to you for help)
45. Are you a fan of cuddles after sex?
46. Do you care how many sexual partners your partner had?
47. If you had the chance to join an orgy, would you?
48. What’s your thoughts about watching porn with a partner?
49. Are you ok with your partner watching porn to get off? (Instead of going to you?)
50. As a guy, do you consider your girlfriend kissing other girls as cheating?
51. If you and your partner broke up for a week but got back together how would you react finding out they had sex during that time?
52. Are you ok with your partner posting nudes online?
53. Has anyone ever said the wrong name during sex with you?
54. Ever had sex to just get it out of the way?
55. Have you ever had sex in your parents bed?
56. Favorite place to cum?
57. Do you prefer your partner to a Bush or shaved? (Which do you find more aesthetically pleasing)
58. How old were you when you first bought condoms?
59. Have you ever tried flavored condoms?
60. Would you ever let a stranger watch you and your partner have sex?.
61. What’s the worst thing that’s aroused you?
62. Would you ever have sex with a guy who had a spliced dick?
63. Would you ever have sex with someone with genital piercings?
64. Thoughts on sleep sex?
65. How easily do you get aroused?
66. Explain the time you got aroused at the worst time?
67. Have you ever received oral from someone with a tongue piercing, did it feel any different?
68. Have you ever accidentally hurt your partner during intimacy, how? And did you continue after?
69. Ever 69 :p
70. Would you ever give someone oral underwater?
71. Would you ever have sex on the beach?
72. Do you prefer your own touch or a partners?
73. Why do men slap their penis on their partner? Does it feel good???
74. For mastubating do you use lube?
75. Is there some place you don’t like being touched during intimacy?
76. Do you prefer your partner to knead you head or pull your hair?
77. Has a condom ever fallen off during sex?
78. Have you ever lost arousal during intimacy, did you keep going?
79. Have you ever gotten cum in your eye?
80. Weirdest compliment you’ve gotten?
In honor of my first smut piece. 🖤
Get nosy. I welcome it.
so how's ur new bf wink wonk
I don’t know if we’re like…official or anything????????? But we’ve gone out a couple times, it’s been nice
I enjoy hanging out with you
I like hanging out with you too
Are you busy tonight?
Nope. I have like half of a social life
Me too.
Wanna come over?
I honestly am kind of boring
Sure! What do you wanna do?
I think you’re very interesting
Uhh lay around?
Thanks, but honestly I just work, read, and look at the sky sometimes
I’m down for that. I don’t mind what we do, I just like being with you
I like you.
Aweee. Nerd.
so how's ur new bf wink wonk
I don’t know if we’re like…official or anything????????? But we’ve gone out a couple times, it’s been nice
I enjoy hanging out with you
I like hanging out with you too
Are you busy tonight?
Nope. I have like half of a social life
Me too.
Wanna come over?
I honestly am kind of boring
Sure! What do you wanna do?
I think you're very interesting
Uhh lay around?
so how's ur new bf wink wonk
I don’t know if we’re like…official or anything????????? But we’ve gone out a couple times, it’s been nice
I enjoy hanging out with you
I like hanging out with you too
Are you busy tonight?
Nope. I have like half of a social life
Me too.
Wanna come over?
so how's ur new bf wink wonk
I don’t know if we’re like…official or anything????????? But we’ve gone out a couple times, it’s been nice
I enjoy hanging out with you
I like hanging out with you too
Are you busy tonight?
so how's ur new bf wink wonk
I don’t know if we’re like…official or anything????????? But we’ve gone out a couple times, it’s been nice
I enjoy hanging out with you
not even kidding i would make out with you in an instant if you asked
I’m all caught up in some love shit :/
It happens
Yeah
Kinda sucks
Just.. relax. Tell the person you’re into them and you love them!
Well you s e e
I don’t really think it’s the best ti m e
Why not?
He’s just gotten out of a relationship, so you know I don’t need to barge in
Oh..I guess? But still.
He deserves to know how you feel
It’s a bad time
Honestly, it’s always a bad time
I say go for it
I don’t know
Honestly I’ve been lowkey flirting with him for years but he hasn’t caught on. Probably for the best. He needs someone who will actually appreciate him, you know?
Awe that’s cute, I don’t see why he doesn’t like you?
Well he just got out of a relationship with the guy he’s been fawning over for years, so like
Oh, that can be iffy. But…I’m sure it can be alright?
I dunno. He’s never actually shown interest in me, so I run with it
Maybe he Has
He’s been a bit busy gushing to hell and back about this other guy and then dating and marrying that guy
Yes and
Having a relationship with someone else totally screams “wow orion i’m into you”
W e l l
It’s fine, I’ve figured I had no shot with him for years now
I don’t mind how things stand between us, anyway
I g u e s s
Who is he anyways
Well, uh
Ooh what about that one worker on the second floor!! I cant remember his name…
I’m pretty sure he was on our floor
Luis………I thought it would at least be obvious that it’s a guy
Oh
Marcus?
No, he’s nice and all but I talked to him like twice and thought he was Patrick
He looks nothing like Patrick,,
I mean, sort of, from a distance. I mean, you notice it’s him when he starts talking, he has his…speech thing
I g ue s s
Y e a h
Honestly at this point I’m ready to just get it over with and tell him because he’s absolutely driving me insane at the moment
DO IT TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM :)
Ok
I love you
Good job practicing now go tell him!!!
I did
You’re making me crazy
You did!!! What did he say!!?
He said “Good job practicing, now go tell him”
Wh.
O h.
Oh
Y e a h
I’m honestly fine if you want to stay friends, I don’t mind
Well
Things are still a little.. rough for me.
But uh.
I’d love to hang out.. give it a shot?
I know, and I’ll be here for you even if it’s in friendship form
If you want to, I’m perfectly ok with that
Yeah!!! That’d be great.
Alright!!!
*he is,,happy*
I have to finish night shift then i can go home.. if you want to meet me there?
I can do you one better and drive you home, if you’d like that
O h?
It won’t be any trouble?
Of course not. I’m doing jackshit tonight
Same, so?? This is?? A. D ate??
I don’t know?????????? If you want it to be??????????????
I f you want i t t o be
Well yeah but this is sort of a two way thing
I want it to be
..ok, cool!!!!
Yeah!! Cool
I’m all caught up in some love shit :/
It happens
Yeah
Kinda sucks
Just.. relax. Tell the person you’re into them and you love them!
Well you s e e
I don’t really think it’s the best ti m e
Why not?
He’s just gotten out of a relationship, so you know I don’t need to barge in
Oh..I guess? But still.
He deserves to know how you feel
It’s a bad time
Honestly, it’s always a bad time
I say go for it
I don’t know
Honestly I’ve been lowkey flirting with him for years but he hasn’t caught on. Probably for the best. He needs someone who will actually appreciate him, you know?
Awe that’s cute, I don’t see why he doesn’t like you?
Well he just got out of a relationship with the guy he’s been fawning over for years, so like
Oh, that can be iffy. But…I’m sure it can be alright?
I dunno. He’s never actually shown interest in me, so I run with it
Maybe he Has
He’s been a bit busy gushing to hell and back about this other guy and then dating and marrying that guy
Yes and
Having a relationship with someone else totally screams “wow orion i’m into you”
W e l l
It’s fine, I’ve figured I had no shot with him for years now
I don’t mind how things stand between us, anyway
I g u e s s
Who is he anyways
Well, uh
Ooh what about that one worker on the second floor!! I cant remember his name…
I’m pretty sure he was on our floor
Luis………I thought it would at least be obvious that it’s a guy
Oh
Marcus?
No, he’s nice and all but I talked to him like twice and thought he was Patrick
He looks nothing like Patrick,,
I mean, sort of, from a distance. I mean, you notice it’s him when he starts talking, he has his…speech thing
I g ue s s
Y e a h
Honestly at this point I’m ready to just get it over with and tell him because he’s absolutely driving me insane at the moment
DO IT TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM :)
Ok
I love you
Good job practicing now go tell him!!!
I did
You’re making me crazy
You did!!! What did he say!!?
He said “Good job practicing, now go tell him”
Wh.
O h.
Oh
Y e a h
I’m honestly fine if you want to stay friends, I don’t mind
Well
Things are still a little.. rough for me.
But uh.
I’d love to hang out.. give it a shot?
I know, and I’ll be here for you even if it’s in friendship form
If you want to, I’m perfectly ok with that
Yeah!!! That’d be great.
Alright!!!
*he is,,happy*
I have to finish night shift then i can go home.. if you want to meet me there?
I can do you one better and drive you home, if you’d like that
O h?
It won’t be any trouble?
Of course not. I’m doing jackshit tonight
Same, so?? This is?? A. D ate??
I don’t know?????????? If you want it to be??????????????
I f you want i t t o be
Well yeah but this is sort of a two way thing
I want it to be
I’m all caught up in some love shit :/
It happens
Yeah
Kinda sucks
Just.. relax. Tell the person you’re into them and you love them!
Well you s e e
I don’t really think it’s the best ti m e
Why not?
He’s just gotten out of a relationship, so you know I don’t need to barge in
Oh..I guess? But still.
He deserves to know how you feel
It’s a bad time
Honestly, it’s always a bad time
I say go for it
I don’t know
Honestly I’ve been lowkey flirting with him for years but he hasn’t caught on. Probably for the best. He needs someone who will actually appreciate him, you know?
Awe that’s cute, I don’t see why he doesn’t like you?
Well he just got out of a relationship with the guy he’s been fawning over for years, so like
Oh, that can be iffy. But…I’m sure it can be alright?
I dunno. He’s never actually shown interest in me, so I run with it
Maybe he Has
He’s been a bit busy gushing to hell and back about this other guy and then dating and marrying that guy
Yes and
Having a relationship with someone else totally screams “wow orion i’m into you”
W e l l
It’s fine, I’ve figured I had no shot with him for years now
I don’t mind how things stand between us, anyway
I g u e s s
Who is he anyways
Well, uh
Ooh what about that one worker on the second floor!! I cant remember his name…
I’m pretty sure he was on our floor
Luis………I thought it would at least be obvious that it’s a guy
Oh
Marcus?
No, he’s nice and all but I talked to him like twice and thought he was Patrick
He looks nothing like Patrick,,
I mean, sort of, from a distance. I mean, you notice it’s him when he starts talking, he has his…speech thing
I g ue s s
Y e a h
Honestly at this point I’m ready to just get it over with and tell him because he’s absolutely driving me insane at the moment
DO IT TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM :)
Ok
I love you
Good job practicing now go tell him!!!
I did
You’re making me crazy
You did!!! What did he say!!?
He said “Good job practicing, now go tell him”
Wh.
O h.
Oh
Y e a h
I’m honestly fine if you want to stay friends, I don’t mind
Well
Things are still a little.. rough for me.
But uh.
I’d love to hang out.. give it a shot?
I know, and I’ll be here for you even if it’s in friendship form
If you want to, I’m perfectly ok with that
Yeah!!! That’d be great.
Alright!!!
*he is,,happy*
I have to finish night shift then i can go home.. if you want to meet me there?
I can do you one better and drive you home, if you’d like that
O h?
It won’t be any trouble?
Of course not. I’m doing jackshit tonight
Same, so?? This is?? A. D ate??
I don’t know?????????? If you want it to be??????????????
I f you want i t t o be
I’m all caught up in some love shit :/
It happens
Yeah
Kinda sucks
Just.. relax. Tell the person you’re into them and you love them!
Well you s e e
I don’t really think it’s the best ti m e
Why not?
He’s just gotten out of a relationship, so you know I don’t need to barge in
Oh..I guess? But still.
He deserves to know how you feel
It’s a bad time
Honestly, it’s always a bad time
I say go for it
I don’t know
Honestly I’ve been lowkey flirting with him for years but he hasn’t caught on. Probably for the best. He needs someone who will actually appreciate him, you know?
Awe that’s cute, I don’t see why he doesn’t like you?
Well he just got out of a relationship with the guy he’s been fawning over for years, so like
Oh, that can be iffy. But…I’m sure it can be alright?
I dunno. He’s never actually shown interest in me, so I run with it
Maybe he Has
He’s been a bit busy gushing to hell and back about this other guy and then dating and marrying that guy
Yes and
Having a relationship with someone else totally screams “wow orion i’m into you”
W e l l
It’s fine, I’ve figured I had no shot with him for years now
I don’t mind how things stand between us, anyway
I g u e s s
Who is he anyways
Well, uh
Ooh what about that one worker on the second floor!! I cant remember his name…
I’m pretty sure he was on our floor
Luis………I thought it would at least be obvious that it’s a guy
Oh
Marcus?
No, he’s nice and all but I talked to him like twice and thought he was Patrick
He looks nothing like Patrick,,
I mean, sort of, from a distance. I mean, you notice it’s him when he starts talking, he has his…speech thing
I g ue s s
Y e a h
Honestly at this point I’m ready to just get it over with and tell him because he’s absolutely driving me insane at the moment
DO IT TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM :)
Ok
I love you
Good job practicing now go tell him!!!
I did
You’re making me crazy
You did!!! What did he say!!?
He said “Good job practicing, now go tell him”
Wh.
O h.
Oh
Y e a h
I’m honestly fine if you want to stay friends, I don’t mind
Well
Things are still a little.. rough for me.
But uh.
I’d love to hang out.. give it a shot?
I know, and I’ll be here for you even if it’s in friendship form
If you want to, I’m perfectly ok with that
Yeah!!! That’d be great.
Alright!!!
*he is,,happy*
I have to finish night shift then i can go home.. if you want to meet me there?
I can do you one better and drive you home, if you’d like that
O h?
It won’t be any trouble?
Of course not. I’m doing jackshit tonight
Same, so?? This is?? A. D ate??
I’m all caught up in some love shit :/
It happens
Yeah
Kinda sucks
Just.. relax. Tell the person you’re into them and you love them!
Well you s e e
I don’t really think it’s the best ti m e
Why not?
He’s just gotten out of a relationship, so you know I don’t need to barge in
Oh..I guess? But still.
He deserves to know how you feel
It’s a bad time
Honestly, it’s always a bad time
I say go for it
I don’t know
Honestly I’ve been lowkey flirting with him for years but he hasn’t caught on. Probably for the best. He needs someone who will actually appreciate him, you know?
Awe that’s cute, I don’t see why he doesn’t like you?
Well he just got out of a relationship with the guy he’s been fawning over for years, so like
Oh, that can be iffy. But…I’m sure it can be alright?
I dunno. He’s never actually shown interest in me, so I run with it
Maybe he Has
He’s been a bit busy gushing to hell and back about this other guy and then dating and marrying that guy
Yes and
Having a relationship with someone else totally screams “wow orion i’m into you”
W e l l
It’s fine, I’ve figured I had no shot with him for years now
I don’t mind how things stand between us, anyway
I g u e s s
Who is he anyways
Well, uh
Ooh what about that one worker on the second floor!! I cant remember his name…
I’m pretty sure he was on our floor
Luis………I thought it would at least be obvious that it’s a guy
Oh
Marcus?
No, he’s nice and all but I talked to him like twice and thought he was Patrick
He looks nothing like Patrick,,
I mean, sort of, from a distance. I mean, you notice it’s him when he starts talking, he has his…speech thing
I g ue s s
Y e a h
Honestly at this point I’m ready to just get it over with and tell him because he’s absolutely driving me insane at the moment
DO IT TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM :)
Ok
I love you
Good job practicing now go tell him!!!
I did
You’re making me crazy
You did!!! What did he say!!?
He said “Good job practicing, now go tell him”
Wh.
O h.
Oh
Y e a h
I’m honestly fine if you want to stay friends, I don’t mind
Well
Things are still a little.. rough for me.
But uh.
I’d love to hang out.. give it a shot?
I know, and I’ll be here for you even if it’s in friendship form
If you want to, I’m perfectly ok with that
Yeah!!! That’d be great.
Alright!!!
*he is,,happy*
I have to finish night shift then i can go home.. if you want to meet me there?
I can do you one better and drive you home, if you’d like that
O h?
It won't be any trouble?