Bendjamin Drew // ARCHIVED BLOG

The Head of the 'Studio' Mob is taking questions from beyond the fourth wall

[ask-mafioso-bendy]

Sorry for being such a thirsty simp, but boy you got legs for days and hips that sink ships, Bendjamin; how can one little imp be so handsome???

Why thank you, darlin' . But I'm just drawn this way .

Though I will point out, that I'm quite average height among us bendy creations .

[ask-mafioso-bendy]

A suit command to Bendy he’s about to say something weird….

The suit said you don’t belong here is them……

Of course we ain't belong here. We're a society of ink people that were created by an unholy combination between technology and infernal means.

More importantly though, yer not tryin' ta cause any trouble are ya? I ain't a fan of trouble makers in my city . . .

[ask-mafioso-bendy]

@the-cactus-that-grew-feet asked “ Hey uh, new here but um, is the ink *edible?* If someone didn't already ask this. ”

Sorry ta break it to ya pal, but no. The ink ain't edible. It's actually quite toxic to anyone that ain't made from the ink itself. Think of it like eatin' tar. Our ink follows a lotta the same rules.

( Sorry this ain't yer original ask, tumblr made a mess o' things fer me. Did my best to collect what I could of the question. )

[ask-mafioso-bendy]

Where do you get your supplies? Since, your ink and most others are. Do the humans get it?

While the studio is vast 'n we ink creations can travel anywhere within it, ya are correct. We ain't able ta leave the studio, somethin' about the souls that're trapped here. Ghost rules, I guess. Naturally I got some people from the outside in my pocket. They get us the things we need n' in return, I offer specific services fer them. A safe haven, fer example. Or in a more menacing way, we ain't tear em apart fer discovering us in the first place. Though I did turn some of the GENT boys . . . keepin' my eye on that company. I ain't trust 'em.

[ask-mafioso-bendy]

I saw the youtube vid on this au. Now i may be a tad behind but who was your father bendy? Joey drew or henry stein?

Look kid, I ain't like talkin' about Joey much. Mostly outta spite, but I digress. Joey wasn't ever a father or even father adjacent ta me. Henry was my pops, through 'n through. Joey may have brought me ta life, but he ain't nothin' like a father, not ta me, not ta anyone here. Can't imagine what he'd do with an actual child, sheesh . . . 'N what video are ya talkin' about? I didn't give the greenlight fer any video on my life? Flatterin' as it may be, consent is still a thing 'round here. 'Specially when it comes ta privacy.

[ask-mafioso-bendy]

hello bendjamin , I just wanted a hug from You because today was my birthday and that would make me very excited thank you very much!! :D

Heya kiddo, sorry I'm so late to give ya a hug! Happy very belated birthday. I hope it was a killer party, 'nd that yer lookin' forward ta another yearly rotation 'round the sun! If ya want a gift, lemme know, yea? I'm sure I could dig somethin' up fer ya.

[ask-mafioso-bendy]

Is this still open?

Yeah, we're still chuggin' along. Just busy with things lately. Tryin' ta get back into things but it's takin' longer than we'd hoped.

[ask-mafioso-bendy]

Hello everyone! //

Mod Persephone here, just letting y'all know that Bendjamin and I aren't gone, just busy //

We're going to try to get back into answering asks again soon, thank you so much for your patience! //

Our ask box is still open! If you'd like to ask some more. Though forgive us if it takes a little while to catch up //

[ask-mafioso-bendy]

Love the cut of your slacks, Bendjamin. Is that a custom tailor job? Really accentuates your curves, dude. Beautiful fit.

Thank ya fer the compliment, darlin' ~ And why yes, it is a custom tailor job, do ya like? I can recommend ya ta the lost soul who runs the place down the block?

[ask-mafioso-bendy]

“What kinds of pastries do you all like- not that I’m asking for any particular reason of course!” - Molly Raine

Well now I'm gonna take that totally at face value n' not question it a bit . . .

I enjoy croissants and muffins of differin' varieties! Croissants are flakey n' almost melt in yer mouth, while muffins can be fillin' and sweet at the same time! Honestly all pastries are a delicacy, but those two are some of my favorites.

[ask-mafioso-bendy]

hey pal you know bacon soup has a bad aftertaste like some one poured pure bleach into it i found out why its the canning material it’s lithium now if we put lithium in water it explodes right so no water is in the soup just pure grease and bacon so hypothetically if you take control of the soup industry and switch the cans you can fix the recipe and the canning material to a more cheap and greener alternative there is alot of unused soda cans now we just melt those down dont worry it should be fine and we use that aluminum for the soup cans and keep the lithium to make explosives for fire works or something i honestly don’t care but still good business right (also all real science lithium explodes in water like legit BOOM)

Are ya suggestin' bacon soup grenades?? Ain't very family friendly. Though we could make serious cash with the army . . .

Agh! Now ya got me thinkin' about it! No! I ain't makin' grenades fer profit! Though I do like yer idea about fireworks . . . Though everyone who's been consumed by the ink are a bit . . . flammable. Maybe I'll have one o' my connections outside the studio make 'em.

[ask-mafioso-bendy]

Hello everyone! I have come bearing gifts *hands each character a box with handmade cookies* consider this my appreciation gift for creating this blog, and also for keeping things organized in the studio, I hope you guys like it!

Boris: . . . !

( There's some chatter and yelling in the distance ) ( It's safe to say they all enjoyed the sweet gift )

[ask-mafioso-bendy]

I have Christmas presents for everyone! (Spoilers, they’re all ugly Christmas sweaters)

Bendjamin: Surprisingly? I don't hate it.

Seph: You look so cute, Benny! Mine is rather cozy and a little less standout-ish than yours. Thank goodness . . .

Alice: Personally? I look good in everything. So yes, I am a 'snack'.

Boris: . . . <3

[bartenderbendy]

Well-! Another bendy I've come across . . . ! How's tricks, kiddo? Nice ta make yer acquaintance, I'm Bendjamin Drew, at yer service!

- @ask-mafioso-bendy

"Well if you're not, I could get ya something to drink..."

[ask-mafioso-bendy]

I meant no disrespect-! It's a term of endearment fer me, somethin' I call everyone! If ya ain't feelin' fer that one . . . how about Chum? Pal? Homeslice . . . as the kids say? I see all bendy or bendy like figures as friends ta be made! Despite my accidental blunder, I'll take ya up on that drink, only if I can buy ya one, too? Deal? Think of it as an apology of sorts!

[ask-mafioso-bendy]

[ask-mafioso-bendy]

*gives all the head pats to boris*

Boris: . . . !

( He seems excited to receive the headpats )

[reverie-bros-bank-n-studio-co]

They playing uno, Bendy just sucks at card games and he the worst at uno 😭

Feat.

@ask-mafioso-bendy

[ask-mafioso-bendy]

Sounds like a "skills issue" as they say . . .