Martin Callahan

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Are you ok :,,,)

Yes, I'm fine. Just paying more attention to, you know, my job, than I am my ask blog.

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If you all could start sending me some interesting questions, that would be greatly appreciated.

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threaten to torture me please, leave no detail out. its hot.

You'd like that, wouldn't you.

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i met your mother, lovely woman.

So, let me get this straight with you. You traveled from here aaaallll the way back to Earth without my DNA to test and compare, met with some woman with the surname Callahan, came aaaallll the way back, and said this to me.

Here. While you were gone I printed this up for you.

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lemme bust down ya throat

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tie me to a chair, tranq me, and break my mind😫

*sigh*...that's something you have to provoke, I don't jus- whatever. How strong do you want the tranquilizer.

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What is your favourite weapon

Bare hands.

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Your going to have to romance me first

I'm not allowed to have romantic feelings. And even if I was.......no.

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You have a nice ass

You have a very snappable spine.

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*goes up behind you in the stall and slaps your ass*

Just another Wednesday.

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lets say..i were to shoot you with a stun gun. Ok? and then drag you back to my ship and put you in the quarters as my friend. :)

I’m not legally allowed to be stunned. It’s in my contract.

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The Outer Worlds: Peril on Gorgon - DLC Launch September 9 (x)

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Can you help me blow up America? (and the orange in the whitehouse)

Spacer's Choice does not sell any weapons of mass destruction, nor do we condone the annihilation of an entire continent. Also, the...orange you speak of has been dead for a long time.

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//Heya! Writer here. I normally don't dare go out of character but I'd like to give a friendly reminder to all my followers that Martin is not real and he cannot marry you, fuck you, or pee in your mouth as much as you might want him to.

That said, thank you all for the support!

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*dumps cold water on you*

Me and you have different definitions of cold.

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Does spacers choice have pep pill's? I've been feeling down lately :(

You're gonna have better luck with Gladys nearby.

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If given the option to change the colour of the moon head (approved by Spacer's Choice of course), what colour(s) would you pick?

Well, I don't quite remember what colors look like. I remember a pleasant but faint smell of trees though. And trees are green. So that.