Ask Mer Eren

18 : Eren Jaeger enthusiast : Ereri-based : ask anyone in the au or me as well!

[batfamhyperfixation]

*At a Batfamily meeting*

Tim: As the only one in a committed relationship- Selina doesn't count after your whole wedding drama- I really feel-

Jason: what do you mean 'thE OnLY oNe', you aren't the only one

Tim: oh yeah, who else is in a serious committed relationship?

Jason: Me? I've literally been married for years?

Bruce: EXCUSE ME???

Dick: who to?

Jason: Roy

Dick: EXCUSE ME??? EWWW YOU AND ROY, GET THIS IMAGE OUT OF MY HEAD, MY FRIEND AND MY LITTLE BROTHER GROSSS

Jason: Wait, did none of you know? I literally call him my partner all the time

Tim: To be honest we thought you meant partner in crime, not marriage

Jason: I mean, both but still...

*Later, during the ✨vigilante hours✨ of the night*

Bruce: I hear you are married to my son

Roy, panicking cause Bruce is really protective of his kids: Oh, shit, um, yes- yes sir

Bruce: without my blessing

Roy: uh, yeah, we were on a time crunch, married couples can't testify against each other

Bruce: without inviting me to the wedding

Roy: I uh- you were gone that weekend, business trip

Bruce: I haVE A PRIVATE JET, I WOULD HAVE FLOWN IN! IT WAS MY SONS WEDDING, I WOULD HAVE LIKED TO HAVE BEEN THERE

Roy: I'm sorry, sir

Bruce: tell me one more thing

Bruce: was Ollie there?

Roy: No

Bruce: Does Ollie know

Roy: No

Bruce: your recompense is to allow me to be the one to tell him so I can brag to him that I knew first

Roy: uh, sure?

[sole-soul-survivor]

"The first time a news crew came to document the first domesticated Merman, our resident nine and a half foot trouble maker gave them a fright. But he just though their cameras were shiny. "

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Third or fourth edition of something I've been working on, might use it as stress relief, might even turn it into an ask blog. I'm not sure yet, enjoy though!

[ask-merman-eren]

"Eren has a problem with stealing shiny objects. Wt one point his favorite objects to steal were Levi's shiny keys. And upon realizing how they worked, he more specifically stole his office key. Levi handled the interaction better than he would with anyone else, but the trainer holds a soft spot for our big knuckle-headed trouble maker. And when they developed their relationship Levi gifted Eren a key identical to his office key, so he can come and go as he pleases. Eren is so attached to the key that he wears it everyday and doesn't let us remove it during checkups or inspections. He's quite territorial."

(I loved this piece and especially the idea, if you have any questions I'm still taking asks! Also I do commissions!(NSFW is welcome!(I have some lined up in fact))

[ask-merman-eren]

(Sorry guys, my drawing tablet timed out and I lost the other progress on this drawing so ita not the best!)

"He's got a strange affinity to the Lead Trainer and Handler here at the Center Levi Ackerman. He won't let anyone else near, our Intern Arlert talks to him sometimes via ASL. But he still doesn't enjoy human contact. Perhaps its some type of imprinting? Much is unknown."

(Asks are open! Requests are welcome!)

[ask-merman-eren]

"We found him in the shallows of a well-known poaching area. Fins both severed and nearly severed. Result of fin poaching. Pre-obtained scarring of un-known origin. We assume the poachers heard our boats and panicked, leaving him. He is now the first Merman to be brought into captivity, he's learning fast while recovering and trusts few staff members. We are teaching him ASL as a form of communication, he's taken a huge liking to our Chief Trainer and Handler, no one else can or will physically get close to him for fear of his teeth and defensive demeanor. Much is still unknown."

Hey guys! New blog, don't be afraid to send in asks!!