Merrick

[ask-merrick]

Hm, I have joined to watch over all of my team.

[keegan-russ-askblog]

Well I never got pew pew privileges cuz I like shooty shooty things to much so can I borrow yours?

first of all, can you stomp it or is it big enough to be one of those damn face huggers from aliens?

[ask-merrick]

Do you mean xenomorphs?

[keegan-russ-askblog]

I think. these guys are what I'm talking about

[ask-merrick]

That is a xenomorph, yes.

[keegan-russ-askblog]

if you cannot tell I watched those movies exactly once while inebriated and half paying attention

[ask-merrick]

I haven't ever watch one of the movies.

[keegan-russ-askblog]

Well I never got pew pew privileges cuz I like shooty shooty things to much so can I borrow yours?

first of all, can you stomp it or is it big enough to be one of those damn face huggers from aliens?

[ask-merrick]

Do you mean xenomorphs?

[keegan-russ-askblog]

I think. these guys are what I'm talking about

[ask-merrick]

That is a xenomorph, yes.

[keegan-russ-askblog]

Well I never got pew pew privileges cuz I like shooty shooty things to much so can I borrow yours?

first of all, can you stomp it or is it big enough to be one of those damn face huggers from aliens?

[ask-merrick]

Do you mean xenomorphs?

[ask-merrick]

Can i pls have my laptop privileges back?

No, you may not.

[ask-merrick]

hey mister merrick!

can i lowkey have kick's hand in marriage 🤔 i don't see anyone taking him anytime soon.. and i don't know about his family, so you're the closest thing. also, can i have ajax's hand in marriage? and keegan? again, no family. actually, scratch that. can i have your entire team's hands in marriage? excluding riley? which may or may not include you? i swear i'll be a loving wife. or husband. i'll be anything you want. mostly wife, tho.

Hah, if you want to marry me you are going to have to make a tag to show who you are, along with interacting with me more. Also feel free to marry them if you want. As long as they love you, I don't care but just know the dad talk of shooting you if you hurt them is still in the question.

[ask-merrick]

Can i pls ask for the password?

Where even are you? That is not the base, so I don't know the passcode.

[ask-merrick]

Has there ever been a woman on the team? If not ,would like to have woman on your team?

There was years ago, though she sadly died. That was when I was a Seargant.

[ask-merrick]

does anyone call you Tom or Tommy?

Only my family.

[ask-merrick]

Also pls let Keegan drive again, I need McDonald's

I will not, get Kick or someone else to get you some.

[ask-merrick]

Genuine question, do you use shampoo or soap for your scalp?

I don't touch my head with soap. Of any variety. Water for head and that's really it.

[ask-merrick]

It's fine and then he drives through a wall right behind me. It is in fact not fine.

[ask-merrick]

Update; He did it again. I no longer have a wall to my office.

[keegan-russ-askblog]

you talking about me?

[ask-merrick]

Yes. I am in fact talking about you.

[keegan-russ-askblog]

unfair. you still have three walls to your office. thats all you need

[ask-merrick]

I much prefer 4 wall that protect me from being shot.

[keegan-russ-askblog]

I’m from the future. On June 7, 2028, your driving skills will cause you and your teammates to crash into a stadium, hitting multiple chairs in the process. Please get a driving test to avoid this incident 💔💔

hmmm. I don't trust time travelers, so nah

[ask-merrick]

I trust them. You are not allowed to drive until you get a proper license.

[keegan-russ-askblog]

but what if I'm needed to drive? what then?? can I not go get you idiots groceries anymore?? I'm literally volunteering for grocery runs c'mon merrick

[ask-merrick]

I will do the runs until you get your license.

[keegan-russ-askblog]

what if we need to drive on a mission and i get in the drivers seat anyways?

[ask-merrick]

I will halt all missions for you to go on if you don't get a license.

[ask-merrick]

Is arthritis that bad?

I don't have it but yes.

[keegan-russ-askblog]

I’m from the future. On June 7, 2028, your driving skills will cause you and your teammates to crash into a stadium, hitting multiple chairs in the process. Please get a driving test to avoid this incident 💔💔

hmmm. I don't trust time travelers, so nah

[ask-merrick]

I trust them. You are not allowed to drive until you get a proper license.

[keegan-russ-askblog]

but what if I'm needed to drive? what then?? can I not go get you idiots groceries anymore?? I'm literally volunteering for grocery runs c'mon merrick

[ask-merrick]

I will do the runs until you get your license.

[ask-merrick]

It's fine and then he drives through a wall right behind me. It is in fact not fine.

[ask-merrick]

Update; He did it again. I no longer have a wall to my office.

[keegan-russ-askblog]

you talking about me?

[ask-merrick]

Yes. I am in fact talking about you.

[keegan-russ-askblog]

I’m from the future. On June 7, 2028, your driving skills will cause you and your teammates to crash into a stadium, hitting multiple chairs in the process. Please get a driving test to avoid this incident 💔💔

hmmm. I don't trust time travelers, so nah

[ask-merrick]

I trust them. You are not allowed to drive until you get a proper license.