🎶Hello fellow TV world residents!🎶

[ask-milo-tvrule]

🎶Hi everyone I'm Milo! I go by they/them pronouns🎶

🎶I'm pretty sure i was the last person hired by Tenna before he was usurped. So I haven't really worked here for that long.🎶

🎶feel free to ask me questions🎶

(Ooc heres a link to post that has more about them)

(This is not my au this au was made by the amazing @d0ct0r-tyl3nol go check out his blog its super awesome and be sure to visit @ask-tvrule-battat for info on this au)

(This is my first oc/rp blog so I may be cringe and make mistakes any tips on how to make this blog better are welcomed!)

(Also crossed out text are Milo's internal thoughts)

(I'll put commonly used tags below to help with any searching)

[ask-tvrule-battat]

Contradictions on Contradictions, why don't you try? Why don't you do things? Why? Why? You first say you are just finding yourself through losing yourself, then you deny it. A cavalcade of things pouring from a maw unable to say why it is how it is. You don't know why you bite, why you try.

You're being used up, I can see it in each second that passes, you aren't someone who I need to know everything about, I know enough to say this. You are caught in a trap of your own making.

I AINT CAUGHT IN ANYTHING! I am PERFECTLY—

[ * "Mike" is forced to stop talking due to a... sudden coughing fit into his arm. It sounds like coughing up phlegm, or maybe just coughing his throat raw. ]

[ * Once he's done, he looks up at you... he seems like he's shaking, maybe it's just for a moment. ]

I'm fine.

[ask-milo-tvrule]

[*Milo is walking by the door when they hears the coughing fit*]

[*They decide to knock on the door to make sure you are alright*]

🎶Hey boss are you alright?🎶

🎶that coughing sounded kinda rough🎶

[ask-tvrule-battat]

[ * "Mike" flinches, looking at the door with wide eyes until he brushes himself off and wipes off his mouth. The black still stains his shirt and his white glove. ]

Come in pal! Im aye okay!

[ * He puts his hands behind his back in a casual way. Totally not to hide the goop on his hands. ]

[ask-milo-tvrule]

[*Milo walks in they're still wearing their hoodie with the hood up*]

🎶are you sur-woah what happened to your shirt?🎶

[ask-tvrule-battat]

[ * He looks at you.. ]

[ * Then down to the black stain on his sleeve. ]

[ * Then he lies. Easily. To your face. Directly. ]

OH! this? Yeah pal, sorry. I didnt get time to iron my shirt this mornin!

[ask-milo-tvrule]

[*now Milo may be a lot of things but stupid ain't one of them at least not too stupid*]

[*its really hard to tell what expression Milo's making with the hood concealing most of their features*]

[*but its evident in their voice that they are more concerned than upset at being just lied to*]

🎶 Forgetting to iron a shirt doesn't cause a black stain boss🎶

[*while speaking Milo is looking you over*]

🎶jeez its even smeared a little on your face🎶

🎶if you got a spare shirt somewhere I can clean that stain out while you get that stuff off your face🎶

[ask-tvrule-battat]

NO!?

[ * "Mike" suddenly BURSTS into a bit of rage, but he collects himself and brushes himself before anything can go bad. ]

I assure you, pal. Its fine. I don't need you to baby me or my shirt. Its just a little stain, I can deal with it on my own.

[ * "Mike" rolls up his sleeves and wipes his mouth off with his palm. It only seems to reveal more black though... almost like hes wiping away makeup. ]

Anyway... what did you need me for?

[ask-milo-tvrule]

[*Milo flinches back a little at Mikes sudden out burst but quickly recompose themself*]

🎶I wasn't trying to baby you none. I was just trying to be helpful🎶

[*Milo notices how after Mike wipes his face it reveals more black rather than the white thats surly supposed to be underneath*]

🎶something is wrong🎶

🎶Nothing too important I was wondering if my hat or notebook have been found but I'm not really worried about that anymore🎶

🎶I know you said you're fine but there's more black stuff on your face than there was before and that cough you had sounded really bad🎶

🎶...I'm just a bit worried that you're coming down with something🎶

[ask-tvrule-battat]

…clicker boy.

NO! NO! NO! WRONG! THEY'RE ALL WRONG! Listen before he can spread FALSE information TENNA had PLUEY clickertrained when THEY were MIKE. SO IT JUST WENT OVER ALL MIKES! OKAY!? HE'S MAKING IT WEIRD! Get yer minds OUTTA the GUTTER! IM GOING TO AD BREAK!

[ask-milo-tvrule]

🎶Maybe Tenna kidnapped Pluey and Jongler via the clicker training🎶

🎶Might be a little silly but honestly silly evidence is better than no evidence🎶

[ask-milo-tvrule]

🎶I'm starting to really hate this hoodie🎶

🎶It makes me feel hot all the time🎶

🎶I should check to see if there's any updates on the missing hat situation🎶

🎶maybe also about my missing notebook too it has been a while afterall🎶

(Ooc notes for @ask-tvrule-battat in tags)

[ask-tvrule-battat]

One day I'm gonna get my wings.

[ask-milo-tvrule]

[*Milo looking up from their "work" shaking from too much caffeine and a lack of sleep*]

🎶Something just happened🎶

🎶I have the weird feeling that I need to check on the boss🎶

(Ooc: the reason for too much caffeine and lack of sleep

[ask-milo-tvrule]

[12:00 AM]

🎶ughhhh its getting late and I'm starting to feel tired🎶

🎶Maybe I should put on some old westerns and go to bed🎶

🎶it doesn't feel right to watch them without Jongler🎶

🎶hmm surely I can stay up a little longer... I just need some caffeine🎶

🎶I have to find them🎶

[ask-milo-tvrule]

[7:00 PM]

🎶*sigh* I haven't played with a yarn ball in a while🎶

🎶it was more fun with Pluey though🎶

🎶Nah...its not the same...🎶

🎶I don't got time to play anyways... I've got work to do🎶

🎶I have to find them🎶

[ask-haterpins]

I could do your makeup if you wanted! That way you can have however many pips you want!

-Milo

Oh, uh, yeah no thanks, Milo...

No really for that.

Not saying no to make-up, ABSOLUTELY!

Just.. please don't give me pips.

[ask-milo-tvrule]

🎶Alright no pips got it!🎶

🎶fuuuuck I made them uncomfortable🎶

[ask-tvrule-battat]

Do you make mistakes a lot?

I tend not to! But uh, y'know.. occasionally I slip up. Why do ya think I go quiet for random periods of t-

—

...anyway!

[ask-milo-tvrule]

🎶So thats why he goes radio silent sometimes🎶

🎶what the hell is F doing to him🎶

🎶Whatever it is I don't like it🎶

[ask-tvrule-battat]

Whenever you make a mistake?

Oh yeah, well, gee. F is so helpful, he's a real pal! Whenever I make a mistake, like sayin something rude or doing something detrimental to my career. He laughs as a warning beforehand, but if I don’t listen! Yknow... heh.

[ask-milo-tvrule]

🎶This, this right here is why I'm scared of F🎶

[ask-tvrule-battat]

Contradictions on Contradictions, why don't you try? Why don't you do things? Why? Why? You first say you are just finding yourself through losing yourself, then you deny it. A cavalcade of things pouring from a maw unable to say why it is how it is. You don't know why you bite, why you try.

You're being used up, I can see it in each second that passes, you aren't someone who I need to know everything about, I know enough to say this. You are caught in a trap of your own making.

I AINT CAUGHT IN ANYTHING! I am PERFECTLY—

[ * "Mike" is forced to stop talking due to a... sudden coughing fit into his arm. It sounds like coughing up phlegm, or maybe just coughing his throat raw. ]

[ * Once he's done, he looks up at you... he seems like he's shaking, maybe it's just for a moment. ]

I'm fine.

[ask-milo-tvrule]

[*Milo is walking by the door when they hears the coughing fit*]

[*They decide to knock on the door to make sure you are alright*]

🎶Hey boss are you alright?🎶

🎶that coughing sounded kinda rough🎶

[ask-tvrule-battat]

[ * "Mike" flinches, looking at the door with wide eyes until he brushes himself off and wipes off his mouth. The black still stains his shirt and his white glove. ]

Come in pal! Im aye okay!

[ * He puts his hands behind his back in a casual way. Totally not to hide the goop on his hands. ]

[ask-milo-tvrule]

[*Milo walks in they're still wearing their hoodie with the hood up*]

🎶are you sur-woah what happened to your shirt?🎶

[ask-tvrule-battat]

[ * He looks at you.. ]

[ * Then down to the black stain on his sleeve. ]

[ * Then he lies. Easily. To your face. Directly. ]

OH! this? Yeah pal, sorry. I didnt get time to iron my shirt this mornin!

[ask-milo-tvrule]

[*now Milo may be a lot of things but stupid ain't one of them at least not too stupid*]

[*its really hard to tell what expression Milo's making with the hood concealing most of their features*]

[*but its evident in their voice that they are more concerned than upset at being just lied to*]

🎶 Forgetting to iron a shirt doesn't cause a black stain boss🎶

[*while speaking Milo is looking you over*]

🎶jeez its even smeared a little on your face🎶

🎶if you got a spare shirt somewhere I can clean that stain out while you get that stuff off your face🎶

[ask-milo-tvrule]

@ask-haterpins

[*a breaker in a part of the studio tripped and you're the unlucky one to pull the shortest straw. Now you have to go fix it*]

[*as you walk towards where the outage is you see something move in the dark down the hallway you have to go down*]

[*before you get the chance to shine your flashlight down the hall whatever it is smiles and starts running towards you*]

[ask-haterpins]

[ * He squints down the hall, confused, not immediately noticing the rapid approaching. ]

What the hell is-

WOAH WOAH WAH-

STAY BACK-

[ * Hater uses the flash light to wack Milo when they get to close. Oof. ]

[ask-milo-tvrule]

[*Milo falls flat on their ass clutching their head with a little tear at the corner of their eye*]

🎶Owwwwww🎶

[*it seems their hood has been knocked off and clear as day you can see the jagged edges of where some kind of ears used to be*]

[ask-tvrule-battat]

1. I'd only eat the hay out of spite, not because I like it

2. YOU CANNOT HIDE I AM EVERYWHERE HAHAHAHAHAHA

-🪡

WHAT IS THE JOYY9UGETOUTOFTHIS.

I NEED BACKUP. I NEED HELP. I NEED- NEED- F!! RUBYY?? UH... DIIZZYY??

[ask-haterpins]

You called?

Wassap?

[ask-tvrule-battat]

PAL, RUBY, THEYRE POKIN ME. I usually wouldn't call for backup because im so manly and uh handsome and strong but uh... I NEED backup.

Dont let this fuel your alpha complex.

[ask-haterpins]

Heh... leave it to me, princess!

[ * Hater Ruby has a gun. ]

[ask-tvrule-battat]

PRINCESS!? YOU CAN NOT- okay... okay. Wow.

[ask-milo-tvrule]

[*Meanwhile*]

.

.

.

🎶I wonder where my gun went🎶

@ask-haterpins

[ask-tvrule-battat]

CAT BOY CONFIRMED!!

CAT BOY DENIED.

[ask-milo-tvrule]

🎶It absolutely is confirmed. All the evidence points to cat boy🎶

[ask-tvrule-battat]

Contradictions on Contradictions, why don't you try? Why don't you do things? Why? Why? You first say you are just finding yourself through losing yourself, then you deny it. A cavalcade of things pouring from a maw unable to say why it is how it is. You don't know why you bite, why you try.

You're being used up, I can see it in each second that passes, you aren't someone who I need to know everything about, I know enough to say this. You are caught in a trap of your own making.

I AINT CAUGHT IN ANYTHING! I am PERFECTLY—

[ * "Mike" is forced to stop talking due to a... sudden coughing fit into his arm. It sounds like coughing up phlegm, or maybe just coughing his throat raw. ]

[ * Once he's done, he looks up at you... he seems like he's shaking, maybe it's just for a moment. ]

I'm fine.

[ask-milo-tvrule]

[*Milo is walking by the door when they hears the coughing fit*]

[*They decide to knock on the door to make sure you are alright*]

🎶Hey boss are you alright?🎶

🎶that coughing sounded kinda rough🎶

[ask-tvrule-battat]

[ * "Mike" flinches, looking at the door with wide eyes until he brushes himself off and wipes off his mouth. The black still stains his shirt and his white glove. ]

Come in pal! Im aye okay!

[ * He puts his hands behind his back in a casual way. Totally not to hide the goop on his hands. ]

[ask-milo-tvrule]

[*Milo walks in they're still wearing their hoodie with the hood up*]

🎶are you sur-woah what happened to your shirt?🎶

[ask-tvrule-battat]

If he’s not your cat then are you his cat?

...psh, HARDLY! All I do is do my job, eat, sleep occasionally. We barely cross paths unless I need something from him!...oh.

wait.

Oh.

[ask-milo-tvrule]

🎶I knew it! He is like a grumpy kitty!🎶

[ask-tvrule-battat]

Contradictions on Contradictions, why don't you try? Why don't you do things? Why? Why? You first say you are just finding yourself through losing yourself, then you deny it. A cavalcade of things pouring from a maw unable to say why it is how it is. You don't know why you bite, why you try.

You're being used up, I can see it in each second that passes, you aren't someone who I need to know everything about, I know enough to say this. You are caught in a trap of your own making.

I AINT CAUGHT IN ANYTHING! I am PERFECTLY—

[ * "Mike" is forced to stop talking due to a... sudden coughing fit into his arm. It sounds like coughing up phlegm, or maybe just coughing his throat raw. ]

[ * Once he's done, he looks up at you... he seems like he's shaking, maybe it's just for a moment. ]

I'm fine.

[ask-milo-tvrule]

[*Milo is walking by the door when they hears the coughing fit*]

[*They decide to knock on the door to make sure you are alright*]

🎶Hey boss are you alright?🎶

🎶that coughing sounded kinda rough🎶