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@ask-tvrule-battat
Hey there, Folks!
Its so great to finally have a connection with you all!
I know the change in management is a little jostling, and the unfortunate news about our past CEO is still very confusin'.
I assure you, I'm here to answer every question you may have.
Please ask me anythin', and I will respond as quick as I can.
No one is alone, and me and my team will make sure of it.
Sincerely
— TV Time Co.
One day I'm gonna get my wings.
Mike please don't weird route your way out of depression, it isn't worth it man.
Literally both times we've seen people talked about leaving the world by having wings, they either died or were horribly proven wrong and had every single one of the dwindling dreams they had left disappear.
YOU'RE WRONG! ALL OF YOU ARE WRONG! You don't know how its LIKE to have so much GUILT ON YOUR HANDS! YOU THINK I WANTED TO!? YOU THINK I EVER WANTED THEM TO GO!? I JUST WANT TO GO BACK TO THAT STUPID TIME WHERE I WASN'T LIKE THIS! TO A TIME I NEVER MET THAT STUPID—
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I need to... go... now.
>:)
*poke poke poke poke poke poke poke*
-🪡
[ * Mike obtained a SPRAY BOTTLE! ]
Sptzz sptzz
I THOUGHT I HAD PROBLEMS BUT YOURE TALKING ABOUT ENDING THE UNIVERSE!!
IM TALKING ABOUT LEAVING IT, IT'LL GO ON WITHOUT ME!
Try spraying 🪡 with water, it works for me when there's annoying people
You got it pal!
Are you going to ditch your friends too? Do they have to watch the universe crumble too?
Of course I am! As much as I love them, I ain't gettin anywhere with blood on my hands. I can't keep nothing a secret and I can't bring them back. I'd be better in a world where all of this never happened.
Even if that means leaving you all behind.
IT MIGHT HELP SOMETHING. You have PROBLEMS man!!
I FIGURED THAT OUT!
HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THERAPY??
THERAPY AINT GONNA HELP THIS???
Oh shit wait. How is the black ooze going for you? Are you still being consumed by the darkness? Also does F bite?
Oh right! The Ooze. Me and F have had a lovely conversation about it. Turns out the deal we made had a little misinterpretation! We sorted it out and now my pips are back to normal.
[ * For the first time, "Mike" shows no signs of lying or not. ]
FUCK YOU I'M ALIVE HAHAHAHA
*poke poke poke poke poke poke*
-🪡
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
Hey? What? What? “leave this world behind”?? What is that supposed to mean?? I was just pokin’ fun earlier cause of self esteem issues but now I’m kinda worried.
Heh... okay.
Between you and me pal?
[ * Mike leans in, lowering his voice. ]
I ain't fixin to stay here much longer, one day I'm gonna get my wings, ditch this joint to a world far better, and all of you idiots are gonna forget I ever existed. This universe will crumble with me gone, and I get joy from knowing all of you will be forced to watch.
FREAK 🫵
What of it?
hiya!! i'm uh. back!!! from the fighting!!!
You're not still getting bothered by them, right?
Did y- did you- are they OKAY? i- uh. I... thank you for the... the... the uh. Thanks.
Thanks pal.
See that’s what I’m talking about. You wear your heart on your sleeve even though you obviously try to conceal it.
My heart on my- SLEEVE!? YOU haven't even BEGAN to see what my heart is capable of.
Remember, you are but a spectator in this world. Soon, you'll helplessly watch as I leave this world behind. I suggest you let me be bad at what I want.
I’ve noticed that for a TV Host you’re a terrible actor. Just overall. Hell, for a pippins your poker face is awful!
OKAY PAL. ill have you know i didn't get to EXPAND on my acting career here in TV world. I TRIED but Tenna BLEW me down!
Plus I have to play STUPID because an ask blog is meant to entertain YOU all. Maybe there are some things you dont know. Maybe ill really lie to you this time.
Do you make mistakes a lot?
I tend not to! But uh, y'know.. occasionally I slip up. Why do ya think I go quiet for random periods of t-
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...anyway!