Ask J-Bird Anything!

I like bombs, long walks in the asylum halls, jokes, smiles, and of course, answering your questions!

[tinymintywolf]

im still in shock tbh!! thank you SO MUCH everyone, i appreciate you guys so much for supporting my art ;u; SOOOOOO as a thank you, im hosting another give away!

There will be two winners for this give away!

☆ THE PRIZES:

1st place:

1 keychain

5 stickers

1 print (8.5x11 in.)

2nd place:

1 keychain

3 stickers

I have more sticker/print options to choose from, the ones shown here are just a few examples! The winners will be shown the full selection and may pick whichever they like :D (and yes, i can ship internationally!)

☆ THE RULES:

must be following me!

must provide a valid shipping address

to enter, just reblog this post! 1 reblog = 1 entry, reblogging more than once will not count

likes do not count!

deadline to enter is 11/15/17, winners will be announced and contacted the following day. please have your messages open so i can contact you!

that’s it! good luck everyone, and thank you again ♡♡♡

[ask-mister-j]

my husband's friend, over for dinner: so how goes the fanfiction?

me: pretty good actually, i was just working on a new one

friend: so who's having sex in this one?

me: same old same old

friend: the flash and...?

me: captain cold :)

friend: so wait... is he like... cold on the *inside*?

me, eyes wide with dawning purpose: well he is now!

[tanzanitedepths]

Fanfiction Club: The Rules

This idea came to me when I woke up first thing this morning.

[gotham-ruaidh]

SUCH TRUTH

[hollyethecurious]

Yes.

[xemmaloveskillianx-deactivated2]

[ask-mister-j]

This was in response to a question from "batkid" saying: "hi how's it going?" Haven't posted anything in forever! Sorry about that my little gothamites. You guys haven't given me any questions to do art off of though, so I'll use that excuse XD Hey, at least the unintentional hiatus gave me some time to work on my art style ;)

[littlemissonewhoisall]

My ideal beginning to a Batman movie:

We start with a slow pan down to Gotham as Oracle narrates

“Ask your average person who Gotham’s most famous citizen is, and you’ll get the same response every time: Bruce Wayne. Everybody’s heard of Bruce Wayne. You’ve probably heard his name a million times before. But there are some things that the average citizen doesn’t know about him. See, to the people of Gotham, Bruce Wayne is a rich kid who never grew up. They think he’s a buffoon, an airhead, a moron. But the truth is…”

*Batman bursts out of a window, screaming, on fire*

*record scratch, freeze frame*

“…they aren’t entirely wrong about that.”

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

[experimental-sponge]

This is then followed by a series of clips from interviews with various Gotham citizens, all of whom give humorously ironic descriptions of Bruce Wayne’s idiocy:

“Bruce Wayne? I hear the guy gets through a super-car every month! Replaces every one, just like that!”

*Cut to shot of the Batmobile flipping end-over-end after slamming into one of Bane’s APCs*

[littlemissonewhoisall]

“Wayne? Please! The guy would probably have accidentally killed himself years ago if he didn’t have that butler to babysit him!” *Cut to Alfred physically restraining Bruce from going out to fight Scarecrow while having a broken arm, a concussion, and the flu,*

“I bet he throws away cash like it grows on trees!”

*Cut to Batman shouting “Hey, Lucius! Ask R&D to make some kryptonite/Nth metal alloy baterangs! Y’know, just in case!”

“I’m almost jealous. Super rich and he gets to hang out with gorgeous women across the world? Sign me up!”

*Cut to Bruce being slammed face first into a wall repeatedly by Lady Shiva.*

[johnnyrico]

@smut-smut-in-the-butt this seems like something you’d be interested in

[smut-smut-in-the-butt]

This is the Batman I long for.

[xxbluandorangexx]

so I’ve got this headcanon that Guardians of the Galaxy is really the Avengers playing a table top roleplaying game, where Bucky’s the DM who suffers through heaps and loads of trolling 

Mostly from Steve

Especially from Steve

[obsessiforge]

Which means Natasha was the one who sat down and wrote out the long, comprehensive backstory for her kickass space assassin Gamora, that Bucky keeps trying to work into the campaign but they keep getting sidetracked by –

Tony who just created what he sees himself as – the suave, wise-cracking space vagabond.

Thor who needed a lot of help building his character and decided on a couple easy to remember traits (Strong, honor, doesn’t get metaphors)

and Bruce who’s actually too busy to pay full attention so any time Bucky asks what he wants to do he just says “I am Groot” and lets Steve decide

[ask-mister-j]

1. Post a picture of u?

2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?

3. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?

4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?

5. Can you commit to one person?

6. How do you look right now?

7. What exactly are you wearing right now?

8. How often do you listen to music?

9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?

10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2015?

11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?

12. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

13. Are you good at hiding your feelings?

14. Can you drive a stick shift?

15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?

16. Are you going out of town soon?

17. When was the last time you cried?

18. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

19. If you could change your eye color, would you?

20. Name something you have to do tomorrow?

21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.

22. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?

23. Are you nice to everyone?

24. What are you sitting on right now?

25. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?

28. Do you get a lot of colds?

29. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?

30. Does anyone hate you?

31. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?

32. Do you like watching scary movies?

33. Are you a jealous person?

34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?

35. Did you have a dream last night?

36. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?

37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

40. Did you have a good day yesterday?

41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?

42. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?

43. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?

44. What’s the best part about school?

45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?

46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?

47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?

48. Were you single over the last summer?

49. What are you supposed to be doing right now?

50. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?

SEND ME NUMBERS AND I WILL ANSWER.

[captainxandis]

the memes in the dc universe are probably unreal tbh

[captainxandis]

*crappily photoshops a badly drawn batman mask onto random people* Guys I’ve figured out who Batman is

[captainxandis]

*someone comments on anyone being late to anything, ever* Well maybe they’re a superhero, Karen, ever think of that?

[captainxandis]

The Florida guy thing but only with Central City. Central City guy.

[sqoiler]

*someone says a bad word* “Uh Superman can hear you right now maybe you should shut up?”

[sqoiler]

“I can’t believe Superman and Batman ended homophobia.”

[sqoiler]

reaction images but pictures of flash while he’s running

[captainxandis]

reaction images of black canary screaming

[captainxandis]

there is a feud between people in gotham… who has more kids, Batman or Bruce Wayne

[sqoiler]

there’s like one picture of actual batman that the internet has gotten a hold of and people use it for everything 

[anarcho-smarmyism]

defeating the joker is gay culture

[captainxandis]

That’s it. You’ve won. There are no other meme’s that matter you’ve perfected my post everyone else can go home bless u

[dykeofdaring]

do the butts match

[captainxandis]

do the butts match is an iconic meme and I would die for it ok

[blaackpanthr-deactivated2018080]

*anything mildly inconvenient happens* “wOw thanks batman”

[mordecai888]

True true :“V *cry*

[eyeofthewolfe]

IM NOT READY

I will listen to Lloyd’s last line and then cry

[batsyandthejokes]

i spent eons on this neon bullshit c’:

[jwasontodd]

[insanelygaming]

Animal Cross-Dress and Fuck Your Gender Roles: New Leaf.

[evil-is-the-new-sexy-blog]

No but the best part of this is that this isn’t Nintendo telling adults they support GSM rights.

It’s Nintendo telling kids it’s okay.

[floodedlungss]

crossingplite

[cardboard-va]

Newfound respect for Nintendo.

[insolentinnocence]

You go, Nintendo!

[kryptonians]

This is my favorite Batman related thing on the internet.

[ask-mister-j]

Damn it...

[marylikesstuff]

Slumber party at Arkham~

[my-dc-universe]

Batman explains who will really win in Batman v Superman.

[patrickdiomedes]

#god bruce’s face#‘wonder woman doesn’t have weakness clark’#‘wonder woman is flawless and perfect clark’#‘wonder woman could probably destroy the earth if she wanted to and I couldn’t stop her clark’#‘we’re all fucking doomed clark’

[itswalky]

did he just make that wonder woman case special only to keep it empty for a fucking dramatic reveal

[katjohnadams]

HAVE YOU SEEN BATMAN WORK? HE IS LITERALLY LIKE, 90% REVEAL

[ask-mister-j]

April Fools! It's Loki! (WIP)

[ask-mister-j]

Who does your nails, Joker?

Done!

[ask-mister-j]

Ask: "Who does your nails, Joker?" Joker: "My favorite girl buddy, of course!"