Unsorted Archive of Watersparks

Come visit at my active account(link) An archive of a retired username, I'm too sentimental to delete it

[calpalsworld]

Jey

[flork-of-cows-official]

[take-some-vampire-money-bro]

@ all trans people about to attend online school:

This will visually remove your deadname from any webpage. Obviously switch it off if your parents wanna check up on your work, but yee here's the link fam!!!! BOOST THIS!!! SEND THIS TO ANY TRANS PERSON YOU KNOW WHO WILL NEED THIS

Deadname Remover

An easy to use Google Chrome plugin to automatically remove and replace deadnames

[a-lot-of-ace-archive]

This is really awesome!

[zero-bean-deactivated20241210]

i....hate my school.  they blocked this. like, wtf?

[connorsok]

If your school has blocked this I recommend using ‘InteractiveFics’. Its originally used for changing Y/N to your own name but it has a separate option where you can change any word/name to what you want.

It has a less likely chance of being blocked so I thought I’d mention it.

[catboymettaton]

WordReplacer II works as well, though it’s not specifically designed for deadnames

[bobacupcake]

Snoms but with Trolli sour brite crawlers colors. Individual gifs pls.

this sounds suspiciously like an ask someone who wants to eat the snoms would send, but i will give you the benefit of the doubt, here you go :) *hands you a snoms*

[im-a-mint]

Some silly ol' Oppo headcannons bc s11,,,yes,,,,

The moment Zane was back home Kai wouldn't let go of him for like a month or two in fear of ever losing him again

When Lloyd washed Kai's and Zane's clothes together Zane's clothes ended up with Kai's scent until they were finally washed back to white

Zane was low-key upset that the scent didn't stick up for longer

Kai grew up with aunts that would gossip a lot (every latino family has a group of aunts like that don't lie) so he was very used to that and constantly gossips about stuff with Zane

Zane has zero clue of who or what Kai is gossiping about but he still listens without losing a single fact

Spending so much time with Kai made Zane have more sass and confidence than before

Spending so much time with Zane made Kai know more about strategies and stuff

A big headcannon of mine is that the ninja have these healing sessions where they heal each other's injuries after missions and there are times Kai purposefully tries to get parts of his body hurt so that Zane can help him with them

Upon facing strong emotions any of them can level up or lower down the temperature of the room they're in respectively, so they sometime hold hands or touch each other to keep the room in a bearable temperature

Example A: Whenever Kai gets angry and the room starts to heat up Zane instinctively goes over and holds Kai's hand to keep the temperature calm

Example B: When Zane gets frustrated at someone and it starts getting colder than usual Kai hugs him from behind to keep everything in place (sometimes their contact can cause a small hiss to happen)

Kai asks the dumbest and most obvious questions to hear Zane answer with facts

Keep in mind, Zane can sometimes talk a lot about certain topics even when it's unnecessary and you bet Kai knows every single one of the topics

Zane was kinda jealous of Skylor because of Kai's pining on her during s4

Everyone but Zane knew about Kai's crush on him

Upon that, they would all have these secret sleepovers whenever Zane was out on a solo mission or when he was asleep and those sleepovers mainly consisted on mildly bad love advice being given to Kai

Kai flirts like- a whole fucking lot

But the moment he gets just a smug smile coming from Zane as a response Kai becomes a stupid mess

They have matching nails and at least a matching pair of outfits

[mousegard]

[marlbororeds100s-deactivated202]

[farmerzonly]

from the updated intro to fight club by chuck palahniuk:

[surprisebitch]

happy pride

[fandom-ed]

Tumblr i am BEGGING you to let us reblog ads

[woobatty]

hey so maybe dont buy chunks of scottish land?? we kind of have a history with losing rights to our land to outsiders and an ongoing problem with losing agriculture land to people not using it for farming. buying land that you wont use for lord status is incredibly insenstive.

we're not a mythical old land you can become a lord of. we're a modern country just like the rest of you, we didnt stop moving when your specific ancestors left. am sick of the attitude that anyone can buy scottish culture and be entitled to it without learning the first thing about us beyond what you see on tv written by americans.

[enjoloras-deactivated20220821]

May I suggest an alternative for people who want the novelty of a noble title without buying up Scottish land?

Presenting: Sealand

Sealand is a tiny independent principality just outside of Britain! You can pay a small sum to become a lord, lady, countess etc, without the dodgy colonial undertones of buying Scottish land - and if I remember correctly, much of the money goes BACK into ensuring Sealand can remain independent. And it was formed out of a desire to get around the UKs then draconian broadcasting restrictions, originally as a pirate radio station. Ergo, instead of 'buy up Scottish land for clout' it can be 'become a lord with a nice side of fuck the British government' - enjoy!

Principality of Sealand - Become A Lord Or Lady With Sealand

The Principality Of Sealand Is A Sovereign Principality Founded In 1967. We Offer You The Chance To Become A Part Of Sealand By Purchasing A

[captainjonnitkessler]

That ad is not for people to “buy up Scottish land” - in fact, it is for the preservation and protection of Scottish woodland. If you buy one of these packages, you get one square foot of land dedicated to you in a nature preserve and a novelty certificate declaring you a lord or lady since that’s the traditional title for Scottish landowners - obviously you don’t get a real royal title. You don’t actually control the land, and of course you can’t build or develop on it. The money you spend goes towards protecting and conserving natural flora and fauna, replacing invasive and non-native species with native plants, and repairing damage done commercial forestry.

Basically, this ad is just asking for donations to a nature preserve with a gimmick.

[graftandgrief]

Eating while on shift is not permitted, staff are told. “If the system detects no keyboard stroke and mouse click, it will show you as idle for that particular duration, and it will be reported to your supervisor. So please avoid hampering your productivity.”

A training video about the webcam system, seen by the Guardian, says it “monitors and tracks real-time employee behaviour and detects any violations to pre-set business rules, and sends real-time alerts to managers to take corrective actions immediately”.

Capitalism is so exhausting

[upsettingandunfortunateclasshate]

Fuck this

[lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers]

This is insane.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Capitalism is so innovative /s

[thestoryofaslut]

Hi!  Want to completely fuck the keyboard-tracking system in the ass?  Want to do it in a way that they literally cannot do anything about without disabling primary Windows functions?

Step 1: Open Notepad.

Step 2: Copy the following text, line for line, omitting only the --- that caps either end of it. --- Dim objResult Set objShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") Do While True   objResult = objShell.sendkeys("{NUMLOCK}{NUMLOCK}")   Wscript.Sleep (6000) Loop --- Step 3: Save this as whatever.vbs, put it somewhere you can access easily, and double click it when you start your computer.

What does this do?

This runs a very basic script, and every six seconds, your computer will double-tap the NumLock key (i.e., turn it on, and then off) in a single instant.  This counts as a key-press, occurs with a key that shouldn’t affect most things that you’re doing, occurs with no gap between them even if it could affect things you’re doing, and should prevent this kind of BS from engaging.  As an aside, this will also prevent your computer from automatically locking itself, so take that into account if you need to manually lock your computer when going to lunch or whatever.

[iguanamouth]

alien encounter

[iguanamouth]

[boxheadpaint]

oh i have some great news, they dont sound like that

thats an american bittern. the one in the video is a eurasian / great bittern.

and they sound like This

[mcharon]

(Hope I'm not late)

Happy Birthday Mark !!💐💐✨

thank you for always being awesome❤️

[markiplier]

This is wonderful and beautiful. But now we need a lore accurate version where I’m only running faster and crazier as I get older.

[carodoodles]

[seraphic-sapphic-safehaven]

I know this is unrelated to this blog’s content, but free education is always good and so is visibility for disabled people! So here y'all go!! 💛

[scpstimms]

Could I get a stimboard for 1233? Thanks! :)

𝕀 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕠𝕟𝕔𝕖 𝕒𝕘𝕒𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕝𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕟 𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖 𝕔𝕦𝕝𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕖, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕤𝕖𝕖𝕜 𝕒𝕚𝕕 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕞𝕪 𝕡𝕖𝕠𝕡𝕝𝕖 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕚𝕣 𝕠𝕟𝕘𝕠𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕨𝕒𝕣 𝕒𝕘𝕒𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕄𝕠𝕠𝕟 𝕄𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕤.

Scp: 1233 "Moon Champion" 🌙

Requested by: [@hyper-yamahano]

[jaxbeetle]

its a really fun web series on youtube i recommend, thanks @bouncyblue for helping me write this :>

[valtsv]

am a big fan of the relationship dynamic that is "scary powerful lady falls in love with total himbo because he's too dumb to be intimidated by her but drinks enough respect women juice on the regular to be very impressed by and genuinely supportive of everything she does"

[wickedcriminal]

Good post good post

[96theater]

(by florkofcows)

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Read more here:

Adobe Tells Users They Can Get Sued for Using Old Versions of Photoshop

"You are no longer licensed to use the software," Adobe told them.

[awsomelink]

Friendly reminder that GIMP does pretty much everything Photoshop does, and it’s 100% free. Fuck DRM and the license culture, we have plenty of open source options available to us as a consumer.

[socialistexan]

Lightworks is a freeware video editor on par with Premiere

Blender is an excellent freeware 3D renderer,possibly better than After Effects

Lightzone to replace Lightroom

Inkscape to replace Illustratr

Audacity to replace Audition (I also received a free version of Pro Tools with my Scarlett Solo audio interface)

If Adobe is going to be greedy shitheads, then fuck ‘em. Don’t use their stuff. Freeware can be just as good, if not better, than Adobe CC.

[notelvira]

HALT! Do you have sensory issues? Overwhelmed by sound in a messy environment? Desperately wanting to write that essay/fanfiction but your ADHD is getting on the way? In need of atmospheric sound for your tabletop game??

Please let me introduce you to MyNoise.net - a lifesaver on all aspects.

Mynoise provides an incredible index of noise machine generators with personalizing sliders to suit your every taste.

Missing the sound of a lively coffee shop during the pandemic? They have that. That specific, calming noise of a public park in a peaceful afternoon? they have that. Rain sounds? City sounds? Want to fuck around and listen to some uninterrupted Gregorian chants? They have that also!

According to the website:

"myNoise generators cover the whole audible frequency range, from 20Hz to 20kHz, over 10 color-coded sliders. Through a simple but accurate calibration process, all myNoise generators can be shaped to your personal hearing thresholds and compensate for your audio equipment and listening environment deficiencies, including the presence and nature of background noise. Calibration is unique to this website, and makes calibrated noise machines stand out from regular white noise machines. During the calibration process, we are able to measure your personal hearing levels, and adapt our noises accordingly. If you are suffering from age-related hearing, you'll be surprised to hear frequencies you thought were lost."

And that's not all. When I say 'incredible' I really mean it; I've found myself using the website on multiple occasions, for work, creative and stress-related issues, and the variety of machines provided cannot be overstated. You've got animal noises, nature soundscapes, street sounds, meditation aids, melody-based lullabies, magical soundscapes, medieval ambiance, situation specific sounds, white noise generators-- and a lot more!!! They even have noise to block out IRL sounds you don't want to hear.

Just take a brief look at what the index page provides:

There's something for EVERYONE. And it's all for free! It's been for free for years, and it is the creator's wish that it remains accessible to everyone who might need this kind of aid in life. I am using it to write this post right now. Though if you read some of the above index, you may have noticed that the support for the website has been very low lately.

Which brings me to the reason I'm making this post. Mynoise is curated and maintained by a single person:

Please check out the Mynoise Index for yourself, donate if you can, and tell your friends who might be interested ♡