The One And Only, Gorgeous Girl Genius!

“‘Sup nerds? That’s right, baby! Miu fuckin’ Iruma is here to answer all your prayers and dumbass questions! Now c’mon on over, I ain’t gettin’ any younger, y’know?” (( Welcome to your one stop shop for lewdness and kinda sorta cuteness! This *is* a Miu blog so buckle up for all the crude humor, insults, followed by cowardly squeaking, in the world. Mod is new at playing Miu, but she is literally my wife and I will be damned if I don’t try out playing her! Interactions, M!As, and asks are more than welcome! Sprite edits for Miu are made by @gentle-gelatin and @imtryingmyabsolutebest!!! Please go check them out or I will emplode. Sprites for Pixel are made by my good friend, the mod over at @the-ultimate-spaceboy! Go share some love with them too, they’re amazing! ))

[ask-miu-iruma]

*Boops your nose*

“AAAHHH—!” Miu squealed in surprise, nearly falling on her ass from just a touch to her nose. “Y-You dickhead! Warn me next time! These goods are off limits!”

[ask-miu-iruma]

Make baby?

“Sorry, I don’t speak English. Bummer.”

[ask-a-gremlin]

"Jesus, where'd all this trash even come from?" At the moment, Kokichi's house was incredibly messy, trash littering the floor. "This is gonna take, like... So long to clean. Guess I gotta do it, then!"

Sighing, he put some rubber gloves and got to work.

A couple of hours had passed, and the house was looking pretty spotless. Who knew a jackass like Kokichi could get work done like this?

"Whew, thank god! All this actual hard work was making me tired.." With a grin on his face, he began skipping around full of girlish whimsy. "Wahoo! Yippee!" Wait a second...

"I did it! Wahoo!" Kokichi... Wait, hold on... Hold on, look - LOOK OUT!!!!! NO NO LOOK OUT YOU'RE ABOUT TO SLIP!!! FUCK NO FUCK!!!!!!!

Just as predicted, he slipped on the banana peel and fell. His head collided with his kitchen counter aggressively.

".........."

[ask-miu-iruma]

my goodness? is this miu iruma? the real one? the beautiful genius inventor? the one whos horrible at communicating? will you be my daughter

“Mhm, that’s right! The one and only, bitch! Gorgeous girl genius at your— WHAT!? H-Horrible at communicating? I-I’m not! I communicate so fucking well, you don’t even KNOW! Why the hell do you want me as a daughter-!? Fuck off!”

[ask-miu-iruma]

OH MY GAWDDDD I remember this tumblr I’m frxnweh 😭😭😭😭

(( DARRRRLIIINNNGGGGGG

GUESS WHO’S BACK FROM JAILLLLL✌️🎉 ))

[ask-miu-iruma]

I wanna fuck you, Miu.

“Okay—? Who doesn’t!? Get in line, loser! You think I’m just gonna bend over after you admit to that? No, you gotta earn this ass, you one pump chump!”

[ask-miu-iruma]

Honestly, any of your dirty insults would make great band names

“No shit they would. I’m a fucking genius after all, watch. The cumguzzling gutter sluts! The backbreaking whore hounds! The— uhhhh, fuckin’— dick helicopters!”

[ask-miu-iruma]

So... I'm guess you and pix are going to have a long talk about what happened yes. If so then this is gonna fucking suck balls...

“I-I dunno about a long talk, just… y’know a little conversation about how it’s never happening again-!” Miu sputtered, nervously glancing to her laboratory. “… I just finished her last night. She’s being loaded into the body right now. Shouldn’t be too much longer, heh..”

[ask-miu-iruma]

hey itty bitty bitchlet !

“B-B-Bitchlet!?” Miu squealed, clearly startled by Kokichi’s sudden appearance. Angry quickly replaced her surprise though. “What the fuck are you doing here, dickweed!? Come to torment me and ruin my god damn day? I’ll ruin yours first!”

[ask-miu-iruma]

Hey! I heard you were really smart!

“You heard god damn right! You’re looking at the gorgeous girl genius herself, Miu fucking Iruma!” She boasted loudly, grinning. “Need me to do your math homework or something, sporty?”

[ask-miu-iruma]

Fun fact: when male bees mate, their penises explode and they die.

I call that Honey, Nut, Cheerio.

I shall return again with another fun fact, farewell! *I escape before Miu can do anything*

-Cursed Anon

“Why’d bees get so lucky? Imagine you hook up with some chump and he sucks and can’t hit any spot right. You don’t wanna do the awkward cuddling or tell him to get the fuck out, but instead he just dies right after you’re done! Perfect!”

[ask-miu-iruma]

did you know that if your heart stopped beating right now, your body would do this thing called "die". Now to be honest, i'm not too educated on the subject, but if you look up "Sexy Among Us Domination milky cumsplosion with inflation blast" you should find more information on the subject

“You know what I didn’t miss? This. This fucking shit. What the flying fuck are you on, glasses!?”

[ask-miu-iruma]

Crush me in between your thighs

“Ooo, so pushy! What the hell’s in it for me? You’ll get off being between my legs, that’s a given. But, how are you gonna return the favor, glasses?”

[ask-miu-iruma]

Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.

“Awww, don’t be sorry… keep going..”

[ask-miu-iruma]

Miu don’t lie you would have total railed shuichi

“….”

“S-So what if I would’ve, huh!? Are you gonna go tattle on me like we’re at recess for some shit?”

[ask-miu-iruma]

Go choke on a boulder. like how you choke on dick? Oh wait, you've never gotten any

“Shut your virgin ass the fuck up! You’re such useless shit that you should carry around a fucking tree, to make up for the oxygen you waste by existing!”

[ask-miu-iruma]

udders

“You could all tits a lot of things. Meatsacks, honkers, rack, milkers, what the fuck ever, but… udders has got to be the least sexy of them all. Don’t even argue with me either, gutter sluts.”