Tired old moose man

Oh shit, A visitor all the way out here? Or are you just lost? The mountains can be a little confusing if you don't know where to go. (Asks are open) (Rps are open)

[ask-mr-moose]

I’m sorry if it looks grainy, 

[ask-mr-moose]

It’s ya boy Matthew T Williams. 

[ask-mr-moose]

I haven’t been around here in a long...long time.

[ask-mr-moose]

its been 3 long fucking yeaaaaaars 

[thundercaya]

[bible-of-fun]

[wolverinequeen]

I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away. 

[ethanredotter]

In Finland on the other hand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA

[wolverinequeen]

Lmao Finland Man ain’t taking shit from bears.

[official-sachsen-anhalt]

PERRrrRrrRrKELE

[ask-finny]

((Two kinds of people))

[iloveeverybee-deactivated202009]

Is that fucking hetalia

[anchovy-official]

[ask-mr-moose]

*BURSTS INTO INBOX* WHATS UP FUCKER IM HERE TO SMOTHER YOU IN LOVE AND TELL YOU HOW MUCH I FUCKING MISSED YOU HOLY CRAP YOUVE BEEN GONE AGES WELCOME BACK TO HELL

AH YES

THE THREE STAGES OF CANADIAN HAVE GATHERED HERE TODAY

[asknyotaliacanada]

I thought I meant 3 like the quiet (you), the nice (@askcosplayaphcanada ) and then the “wtf ur Canadian?” (Me)

BUT WELCOME.BACK! I HOPE YOUVE BEEN GOOD! HOWS LIFE? WHATS UP? I FUCKING MISSED YOU SO MUCH

[ask-mr-moose]

I got a job, a year ago lmao so I’ve been working a lot, DO YOU STIL HAVE THE MOOSE I GOT YOU LIKE…3 YEARS AGO? 

BEING BACK IS NICE AND THIS TIME I’M GONNA STAyyyyyy

[asknyotaliacanada]

I’m glad!!!! Last I heard you were having troubles. I’m so so glad for you!! I do!!! HE SITS WITH ALL MY ELEPHANTS AND I LOVE HIM!!

I’m so happy your back!!! I missed tormenting and teasing you :P NOW I CAN BUG YOU AND BRO :D

[ask-mr-moose]

yaaas come to my blog and destroy me

give me some shit to do.  Yesah but those troubles are over now

[ask-mr-moose]

MARUKAITE CHIKYUU, YOURE A FUCKING WEEABO, THIS I KNOW CAUSE IM ONE TOO, BOKU HETALIA

Alright you fucking win)

[asknyotaliacanada]

-u- damn straight

[ask-mr-moose]

oh!

Blood is red

my wall is blue

In my thoughts

you’re the bigger weeaboo.

[asknyotaliacanada]

The sky is blue, The blossoms are pink, You really dont want to know, What it is I think. For as long as you smile, And the sky stays blue, Noone will be a larger weeb Than you

[ask-mr-moose]

In my mind I know I lost

And we both know that you’re the boss I smile and nod while you cheer on. I realize now That I go out with a bow. But I’m not done not quite just yet. The battle has lost and the war has has yet to end With a twinkle in my eye I Stand with pride And point out That you did not deny that you, to are a weeaboo.

[asknyotaliacanada]

Bow your head child, And keep it low, I wont let you steal my show. For while I must confess, A weeb a may be, I cant help but stress what we all see. A Dwarf Lord, High above this kingdom, Though small, Is truly the one Nerd to rule them all.

[ask-mr-moose]

My queen Oh my queen How mighty and beautiful You’ve come to be. But that’s not all your royal being. What you rule is the same as me. Nerd’s, NERDS! as far as the eye can see.

[asknyotaliacanada]

My dear sweet dork, You flatter me dearly, Though I cant help but think, You dont see too clearly. I am but a weeb, Humble and lowly While you are the Nerd Lord, A Weeaboo most Holy. So forgive me, your grace, If I refuse the title, But this little weeb has things to do: A cosplayer is never idle.

[ask-mr-moose]

Am I not the same as you? Sure not the same class or loved by all I am no holy lord or followed at all.  They look up to you  Praise you, love you. While I am the one all covered in lies.  Thinking I am all they idolize, Known well and loved. But I am alone not even a hug.   So my Queen know my title is short. “Dwarf lord” Has no fort Nothing no castle or kingdom to over see. While they have you and not me.  So all yell out the queen is here While the dwarf will live in fear.  So my young miss do you now see? You are the ruler the  queen.

[asknyotaliacanada]

Sweetheart you are mistaken, No ruler is loved by all. And if it seems, it cannot be, For then that ruler is small. A Queen you say I am, But I have no people to gouvern, Lets be honest, you and I both know, If anything, I mothered. So while the Dwarf lord may have no fort, No castles or reign to uphold, They are a beautiful heart, With a hand reached out to hold. And with that hand and heart so dear, Though not all may agree, You are truly a better ruler, Than I shall ever be.

[ask-mr-moose]

Boob

[ask-mr-moose]

i’m going through my posts deleting a bunch of stuff and I found this gem

[ask-mr-moose]

*BURSTS INTO INBOX* WHATS UP FUCKER IM HERE TO SMOTHER YOU IN LOVE AND TELL YOU HOW MUCH I FUCKING MISSED YOU HOLY CRAP YOUVE BEEN GONE AGES WELCOME BACK TO HELL

AH YES

THE THREE STAGES OF CANADIAN HAVE GATHERED HERE TODAY

[asknyotaliacanada]

I thought I meant 3 like the quiet (you), the nice (@askcosplayaphcanada ) and then the “wtf ur Canadian?” (Me)

BUT WELCOME.BACK! I HOPE YOUVE BEEN GOOD! HOWS LIFE? WHATS UP? I FUCKING MISSED YOU SO MUCH

[ask-mr-moose]

I got a job, a year ago lmao so I’ve been working a lot, DO YOU STIL HAVE THE MOOSE I GOT YOU LIKE...3 YEARS AGO? 

BEING BACK IS NICE AND THIS TIME I’M GONNA STAyyyyyy

[ask-mr-moose]

*BURSTS INTO INBOX* WHATS UP FUCKER IM HERE TO SMOTHER YOU IN LOVE AND TELL YOU HOW MUCH I FUCKING MISSED YOU HOLY CRAP YOUVE BEEN GONE AGES WELCOME BACK TO HELL

AH YES

THE THREE STAGES OF CANADIAN HAVE GATHERED HERE TODAY

[ask-mr-moose]

*screams in your general direction* HOW ARE YOU?!?

*Screams back* I AM GOOD, I MISSED THIS FREAKIN BLOG SO I’VE DECIDED TO RETURN, 

HOW ARE YOOOOU?

[askcosplayaphcanada-archived]

(( OMG DO IT. COME BACK TO HELL. AND I’M STILL HERE I GUESS, LOL ))

[ask-mr-moose]

(I AM COMING BACK TO HELL >O I just need to fix this blog up  a lot. 

I’M KINDA SURPRISED? I WAS GOING THROUGH THE PEOPLE I FOLLOWED AND A LOT OF BLOGS JUST  STOPPED SO ITS NICE TO SEE YOU

[askcosplayaphcanada-archived]

(( Yeeeeeeeeeeeesssss!!!! And right? ;A; A lot of the old blogs stopped, moved to a different platform, or became personals. I was gone too for a while (hiatus) but I always knew I’d be back. ))

[ask-mr-moose]

I just kinda went all over the place, I kinda wanna settle here again it’d be nice…I remember.. i think I left just about the time you went on hiatus. Now i’m just undertale trash lmao- is that Maddie blog still around?

[askcosplayaphcanada-archived]

(( Ayyyyyyy Undertale is cool though.  AND YEA SIS IS STILL HERE. She posts when she can, but she’s working a lot I think. @asknyotaliacanada ))

[ask-mr-moose]

she always did work hard. ha- golly it feels like forever since talking to you guys. I mean its been a year. has it died down since I’ve been gone?)

[ask-mr-moose]

*screams in your general direction* HOW ARE YOU?!?

*Screams back* I AM GOOD, I MISSED THIS FREAKIN BLOG SO I’VE DECIDED TO RETURN, 

HOW ARE YOOOOU?

[askcosplayaphcanada-archived]

(( OMG DO IT. COME BACK TO HELL. AND I’M STILL HERE I GUESS, LOL ))

[ask-mr-moose]

(I AM COMING BACK TO HELL >O I just need to fix this blog up  a lot. 

I’M KINDA SURPRISED? I WAS GOING THROUGH THE PEOPLE I FOLLOWED AND A LOT OF BLOGS JUST  STOPPED SO ITS NICE TO SEE YOU

[askcosplayaphcanada-archived]

(( Yeeeeeeeeeeeesssss!!!! And right? ;A; A lot of the old blogs stopped, moved to a different platform, or became personals. I was gone too for a while (hiatus) but I always knew I’d be back. ))

[ask-mr-moose]

I just kinda went all over the place, I kinda wanna settle here again it’d be nice...I remember.. i think I left just about the time you went on hiatus. Now i’m just undertale trash lmao- is that Maddie blog still around?

[ask-mr-moose]

*screams in your general direction* HOW ARE YOU?!?

*Screams back* I AM GOOD, I MISSED THIS FREAKIN BLOG SO I’VE DECIDED TO RETURN, 

HOW ARE YOOOOU?

[askcosplayaphcanada-archived]

(( OMG DO IT. COME BACK TO HELL. AND I’M STILL HERE I GUESS, LOL ))

[ask-mr-moose]

(I AM COMING BACK TO HELL >O I just need to fix this blog up  a lot. 

I’M KINDA SURPRISED? I WAS GOING THROUGH THE PEOPLE I FOLLOWED AND A LOT OF BLOGS JUST  STOPPED SO ITS NICE TO SEE YOU

[ask-mr-moose]

*screams in your general direction* HOW ARE YOU?!?

*Screams back* I AM GOOD, I MISSED THIS FREAKIN BLOG SO I’VE DECIDED TO RETURN, 

HOW ARE YOOOOU?

[ask-mr-moose]

golly, I do think it is time to clear my tumblr and reopen this bad boy.

It’s been a year, and wow theres still a lot of ya here....lets get this bad boy up and running again, send me some asks?

[ask-mr-moose]

holy SHIT

[ask-mr-moose]

I’ve been giving it some thought and maybe

I should just restart all this... go from scratch...