We’re All Just Stories In The End

Call me Memes or Nux. 18+

[madbutgloriouspond]

Masterlist

(banner by the amazing @bangtansmauyeondan) SE | series ; OS | one-shot ; CO | collab; s | smut ; a | angst ; f | fluff 

A/N: Occasionally the things I write will have triggering themes or content not suitable for minors. I do my best to ensure that each fic is tagged appropriately and am happy to add additional tags if you feel there is a warning I have missed. Having said that, it is the reader's responsibility to know whether or not it is suitable for their consumption. Please heed any tags or warnings. Under the Stars Jungkook x F!Reader; OS; f (1.6k words)

↳ You're always looking at the sky and Jungkook is only looking at you.

A Nugget of Comfort Jungkook x F!Reader; OS; f (2k words)

↳ Jungkook comes home to find you crying in the bathroom.

A Packaged Meet-Cute Jungkook x F!Reader; OS; f (1.8k words)

↳ Hanging lights on your porch goes a little sideways. Thankfully someone is there to catch you.

Fall Like Moondrops Jimin x F!Reader; OS; CO; f; s; a (17k words) (part of the Autumn Leaves collab)

↳ University's over and the rest of Jimin's life is about to start but there's one more thing he needs before he's ready to embrace whatever future awaits him. First Snow Jimin x GN!Reader; SE; f (880 words)

↳ You've just moved to a city where it snows for the first time and your once long distance boyfriend is helplessly endeared by your excitement at the first snowfall (for my merry mememas series)

Merry Mememas; Ice Skating Namjoon x F!Reader; SE; f (1054 words)

↳ Ice skating seems like a perfect first date...Until Namjoon remembers he can't skate (part of my merry mememas series) A Game of Two Halves part one | part two | part three Seokjin x F!Reader; SE; CO; f; a (pt 1; 6k | pt 2; 9.1k | pt 3; tbd) (part of the Catch of the Century collab)

↳ When Jin finds himself injuried right before the most important games of the season, he starts to second guess himself and whether or not he’ll be able to bounce back in time. All to Myself (a gift for @bangtansmauyeondan) Seokjin x GN!Reader; OS; f (1.1k words)

↳ It's easy to come home and let yourself be wrapped up by your boyfriend. Closeted Affair Taehyung x F!Reader; OS; a; s (2.5k words)

↳ It always ends up like this; you and Taehyung pressed together hidden away from everyone else. A Steamy Conversation Yoongi x F!Reader; OS; f; s (3k words)

↳ You'd just needed to use the restroom, you didn't mean to basically end up as a peeping tom. A Soft Touch Yoongi x GN!Reader; OS; f (1.1k words) (a gift for my sapling @persphonesorchid)

↳ Yoongi always knows exactly what you need.

Tis the Season; Mistletoe Yoongi x F!Reader; SE; f (941 words)

↳ Holidays weren't really Yoongi's thing, but maybe that was changing. (part of my merry mememas series)

(by my sweetest Sprout Jiya (btsstan12)) HUGE shoutout to my bestie @blog-name-idk for helping me salvage my masterlist when my dumbass accidentally deleted it!

[json-derulo]

i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"

[sunderwight]

Every day I am haunted by the fact that Jupiter Ascending was not based off of a million word space opera fantasy book series and that I cannot go to the library and take out like six door-stopper sized volumes of sheer unhinged gendervibes-y space werewolf bee queen batshittery where every new freudian space eugenicist villain talks like he's trying to eat the scenery's pussy out harder than the last guy. 😔

[godlessondheimite]

[queen-mihai]

It's Juneteenth yall. And I'm not letting this day go unmarked.

Black people fight for everybody. We stand in solidarity with women, lgbt people, poor people all over the world of every skin color and background. Every religion and nationality.

Today, stand with us. Be with us. Tell a black person you love them. Hug a black person (with consent). Ask that hot black girl out today. Make a black person smile. Black lives matter to everybody and you matter to us.

Stand with us on Juneteenth like we stand with you all year round, and I hope a happy Pride month continues for all of us

💝

[queen-mihai]

Obligatory self reblog because Tumblr doesn't ever let anybody see my stuff unless I literally post it repeatedly

[queen-mihai]

I'd love if you'd reblog this and keep it moving, with love

[anna-scribbles]

melt with you till it just feels sad

[soonhoonsol]

[210701] M Countdown (fancam) :: Ready to Love :: Hoshi

for @natigail (pt 1)

[josilverdragon]

Saved this because it is so true.

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[jennelikejennay]

turn your attention to The Character

[asmeesh]

1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

[shit-show-no-go]

Can you swap their heads ?

[asmeesh]

omg you can

[asmeesh]

Their meeting was foretold in the ancient texts

[theinvisiblespoon]

[nudesornaw]

if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

[assassinregrets]

it's incredibly humiliating to me that every single time i am sneaking around in a video game and there is a scarecrow i am immediately fooled by it and terrified

[assassinregrets]

STOP sending me pictures of scarecrows im NOT scared

[love-too]

[charlesoberonn]

Absolutely.

[ifeelsoalpha]

[love-too]

Always thinking about them

[normalmammal]

I’m so pro abortion I feel insane hearing any other take on it

[normalmammal]

Even lefties I know will eventually concede to some situation where they think it’s right to force someone to carry a child against their will as if that’s not one of the most inhumane and cruel situations to put someone in regardless of any other factors

[neko-mancy]

just saw a "only one bed" fic with the major character death warning

[dontbreakthechain]

#i guess that's one way to solve that problem

[idabbleincrazy]

“This bed ain’t big enough for the both of us.”

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

At face value, this is a ridiculous headline. But the article then says his managers berated and insulted him for leaving the party after an anxiety attack, and the company then fired him for taking days off work for “unsafe work practices,” due to having anxiety?

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

Seems like pretty often headlines that paint a lawsuit as frivolous and ridiculous seem a little more rational after some digging

[clockworkrobotic]

There’s so much more to it as well. He repeatedly asked the company not to throw a party for him due to his anxiety (apparently this is standard practise for their office and he knew it would be triggering for him) and they “forgot” about his request. On the day in question, he predictably had a panic attack and went to his car to do breathing exercises.

The next day he was called into a meeting where he was insulted and grilled about “ruining the party” and “stealing his co-workers’ joy”, which caused him to have another panic attack and start doing coping behaviours like hugging himself, at which point his employers decided he must be angry and was going to turn violent. They then suspended him for days and later told him he’d been fired.

So yeah, it’s not over an “unwanted birthday party”, it’s over employers repeatedly failing to accommodate someone’s disability, trying to frame them as the villain for having accessibility needs, and firing them for not conforming to some stupid office politics.

Source with the court documents

[puttingherinhistory]

I am completely pro-lawsuit. Lawsuits are often the only tool that otherwise powerless individuals have to demand some accountability from large corporations and institutions, and historically lawsuits have been a very important tool for civil rights, women’s rights, LGBT+ rights, and disability rights. But this is exactly why the media is always depicting lawsuits as something frivolous and silly that only uptight spoiled crybabies who want easy money do, and people just eat up that propaganda without doing any research or critical thinking.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

REMEMBER THAT YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO PROPAGANDA AND THAT SENSATIONALIZED JOURNALISM FALLS UNDER THAT

[stellanslashgeode]

Never forget that McDonald’s coffee gave that lady 3rd degree burns and she just wanted money to cover her medical bills.