Nevada's Most Wanted

I was forced to make this.. "blog." Now I have no choice but to interact with... you people. You're all on thin fucking ice. Do not test me. | Hank ask blog, Read the pinned post! RP OK! Event: none!

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Hey runts, miss me?

I was requested to make this.... blog... by some people.. and so here I am.

It seems as if people can "ask questions" about me. So I suppose I'll answer whatever you have in mind.

Just keep your disgusting questions to yourself, filthy rats. I'm not here to play your games.

(Rules & Information below)

Main/Personal is @derealitea

Any out-of-character posts will be labelled with "//" before the text and the tag "ooc"

RP is ok! I allow rp with MadCom, OCs, FNF, and any Newgrounds related characters!

I do not ship Hank with anyone, and will not ship him with anyone else. Please do not force any ships onto Hank, as it makes me a little uncomfortable.

I will not do Magic Anons because of consistency issues (i am very bad at staying consistent,, lol) But one day I will try!

Please follow general RP etiquette as well (Don't be controlling, No Godmodding, etc.)

My interpretation of Hank J. Wimbleton

6'2"

Birthday is July 25th

25 years old

Demiboy, He/They

Crimes include (but not limited to) Armed assault, Mass casualties, Reality distortion, Felony evasion, Public urination, and more.

Mercenary, Wanted by the A.A.H.W. (Agency Against Hank Wimbleton)

Friends with Sanford, Deimos, and 2BDamned/Doc.

(he tolerates them lovingly)

Has died 7+ times

Doesn't show it, but has a fear of clowns

Ambidextrous

Secretly owns a collection of teddy bears (as a comfort thing)

LOVES cats. Will pet a cat if he sees one.

Very quiet most of the time, knows ASL, will talk if he REALLY has to

he eated a broccoli (i thin)

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is this blog abandoned

// Hey so.. let's talk about the future of this blog

Yeah, it was abandoned for a couple years, I had no motivation to continue it despite its massive following and reception. However, it always popped back up in my mind. 17~ year old me made it big and did nothing with it and I find it kinda baffling LOL... I always thought about bringing it back with enough motivation, but I never really found the time to dedicate myself to it.. nor did I ever think people would still be very interested.

So I'll make a deal with everyone still following (or interested), let me know how much you guys want to see this blog come back in action, and I'll wipe through the years-old backlog of 40+ asks that I'm quite sure people forgot, hahah

In the meantime, have patience, Hank will return to you all in no time with plenty more to share!

-Tea

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You eated a broccoli? 🥦

"I thin."

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sir hank j wimbleton what are your thoughts on minecraft

"It's no wonder all the kids are playing this game these days."

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*gives smol black kitten * have fun she's yours now

"Gshshsvdfshsh..... k,,kkityy...❤❤"

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on a scale of 1-10 how good do you think you'd be with kids?

"On a scale of 1-10? -10. Not good. Not good. Violent urges. Need to throw them. Kick. Kill. Punch. Kill."

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crocodiles can bite with a force of 3700 psi-- for comparison, a human has a bite force of about 175 psi. crocodiles have more than enough strength to bite through steel. how does your metal jaw compare?

"Hrmm... Pretty strong, I think."

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Hank is your jaw really made of metal?

"Tch, Yeah, 'course it is. What else would it be made out of? Flesh? Bones? A bicycle helmet?"