Scarfy of all Trades!

"Hello, hello! Yes, it is me, Niche! What brings you here, my dear laborer? Is there a daunting task that you'd like me to assist you with? Or are you here for some valuable advice on how to improve your amateur skills? Whatever it is you desire, I am here to gladly provide it, for nothing is beyond the capabilities of the Scarfy that Did More: me!" ((Ask/RP blog for LarkDiet's FC (adopted from OC Creator), Niche. Take a look at About/Guidelines before asking or submitting anything!))

[ask-niche]

"...Of course, it always looks better on the inside, of course."

((While I go on an adventure to attend to all my neglected side-blogs, have a little Niche filler!))

[lhzgz]

by NightingLark

The Super Ultra Mega Huge Art Commission Sale starts today! The last and biggest sale on commishes this year, it’ll be divided into two parts: Starting now until December 2nd is Name Your Price Fiasco! Floor prices are set on Digital Doodles and Tradigital .GIFs, and from there, you can pay as much as you want, all fees included. uwu (Though, be aware that all commissions are subject to approval, so don’t go overboard with the embellishments! *box’d*)From December 3rd to Christmas Day is Jolly Holly Base Drop, which means base prices on all commissions $5 USD and up will be halved (rounded to the nearest dollar)! Also, if your total fees exceed $4, those’ll also be halved!

Info on payment and slots can be found in my dA ID! Please spread this around so this chick can buy herself some quality art supplies this Christmas! :V *double box’d*

[ask-niche]

"(I do appreciate the compliment, though, dear, that I do!)"

[ask-niche]

((NOBODY CAN ESCAPE FROM THE TRAMPOLINES

Also, hey, Niche is alive again /owo))

[ask-niche]

RP @ hot-headed-noddy

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  ((whoops! sorry for the late Reply!))

Outside, malic is bored and rummaging through the contents of his hat, “Deflated beach ball, rubber duck, hacky sack…. Oh hey!” he pulls an air horn out of his hat, “I though I lost this! Heh, I wonder if this ol’ thing still works” Malic placed a claw on the horn’s button and pressed it down. The horn stayed silent for a few seconds before emitting a loud blast of noise.

[ask-niche]

*BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAP!*

"Aaaaiieee!"

Startled, Niche loses his grip on the chandelier. It takes less than a second before the poor glue bonding separates and the decoration drops to the floor. Upon impact, it shatters with a heavy clang and an explosion of glass shards.

Niche mutely stares at his destroyed creation for a moment, then releases a furious growl. "Rrrraaaaahh! What in the great heavens was that noise, that blasted noise!"

He slams his front door open and storms outside, searching for the source of the disturbance. He spots the Noddy on his yard with the air horn. Eyes narrowed, he barks, "You, you there! What are you doing on my property? And what's the meaning of sounding off that horn?"

[ask-niche]

RP @ hot-headed-noddy

Niche is in his small makeshift house, busy with working on decorations. He's floating near the ceiling, trying to install a handmade chandelier crafted from scrap metal and broken glass — one of his greatest "masterpieces".

The Scarfy mumbles to himself, "Now, now, just have to keep it on there for a little more, and it'll stay..." He was bonding the base of the chandelier to the ceiling with glue, and waiting for it to dry. All he needed was complete silence and concentration...

[ask-niche]

"I'm...going to go get cleaned, that's what I'll do. In the meantime, you'd best scurry away now, little anonymous urchin."

((10 POINTS FOR SAPP-NON

Also, many thanks for 20+ followers in just 3 days! Niche'll start getting back on pestering his new amateur friends. ^^))

[ask-niche]

"Awww! You're so cute! Oh, er, sorry! Nice to meet you!"

“Ohoho, well, thank you, dear! I prefer the adjective ‘handsome’ over ‘cute’, though, but a compliment’s a compliment! Nice to meet you, too!”

[ask-niche]

((Just a little late heads-up

if you follow Niche, he's likely going to be a butt in your inbox XD))

[ask-niche]

Hi... I'm... Dream Kirby... (I can only ask questions as talkyaisha) Do you want to be friends?

“Why, of course, dear! There’s no need to ask; everyone with the ability to approach me is automatically an acquaintance of mine.”

[ask-niche]

WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?

“Well, it’s always the good feeling of giving back to society with my hard work that lifts my spirits, that’s what lifts them up. It’s too bad a robot like you wouldn’t be able to feel the same warmth of pride that I do.”

[ask-niche]

"I'll have to get settled quickly, quickly. Any minute now, the villagers will come lining up at my doorstep..."

((Boxes are open! Ask Niche is in business!))