Anyone Want A Pretzel? 2 for 3.98 Ø @ask-nitw-once-ler - Tumblr Blog

Wait, are all lers animals in this universe

$hort anw$er?

Ye$.

Long Anw$er?

Al$o ye$, Nitz ju$t i$n't very... perceptive, I $uppo$e is a good word.

Atleast in this ca$e.... For $ome... Odd... Rea$on...

Though none of u$ actually bother to acknowledge it a$... Well... A$ a thing...?

It'$ like explaining what color$ are.

#lerkimpails

lemonade-ler

(ask-nitw-onceler) Hey! Wanna trade some lemonade for a pretzel? :3

[ "A pretzel? What's a pretzel?" ]

[ *Gently holds pretzel* ]

"Deal! I'll take two!"

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But you'll love mine, make em my self an everything!

Nice to meet ya by the way, names Nithaniel Once-ler, or just Nitz

lemonade-ler

"Nice to meet you too, Nitz! You can call me Lemon, if you'd like."

"A fresh glass of ice-cold lemonade, coming right up!!"

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#lerkimpails

Ayo what if I

Pspspspspspspsps

#lerkimpails

So uh, is he your brother or something?? You two look alot alike

Nitz: No he's not, we're actually not even related.

Tho my dad worked for his dad's company along time ago, Greenville was the start up of the logging company that handled the cutting down and replanting of Truffula trees, that's where my dad worked.

Meanwhile Greenson-

Greenson: GREY$ON

Nitz: `s dad was CEO and all that fancy junk.

Come to think of it. Our dad's looked alike too. Spooky.

Greenson: more like weird no one'$ pointed it out before now...

Nitz: Hu. Oh well

#lerkimpails

Hey, BTW, whose that green guy who popped in?

Nitz: This is Green-

Greenson: My name i$ Grey$on-

Nitz: GREENson Greedler! He's been my bud since grade school!

#lerkimpails

Your tale looks like Truffula tree! It's gorgeous! Could it be a side effect of eating pretzels? 👀

I guess..?

#lerkimpails #superaxehackers

What's with your tail? It wasn't like that before, did you dye it?

#((Fun fact: Nitz is unaware he's a cat. This is just how we are seeing him.))#lerkimpails #superaxehackers

Why are you selling pretzels? Do you cook them yourself?

A few reasons actually...

I like cooking, and I'm ok with baking do long as I'm not making pie crust from scratch. That shit is hard to make.

Also pretzels are really versatile, you can put almost anything on them, and it'll taste good.

Come help u$ make dinner, or Nory i$ gonna burn everything again.

Oh right, coming Greenson.

#lerkimpails #superaxehackers

I am politely asking to hug you

Physical Contact With Other People!!!

#lerkimpails

You.

Is it rude to ask if I can pet you?

Dunno why you want to, but Okey :3

#superaxehackers #lerkimpails #nitw #onceler

I'm alive too... I guess?

#((Who wants to bet the mod will loose interest again in a week))#superaxehackers

Hospital Visit

[A good amount of shouting could be heard from inside the room]

-And another thing! You are the most reckless moron I've even been friends with! Do You Know How Much You Scared Us!? [Nory shouted both relieved to see Nitz awake and still mad at him for what got him into that mess to begin with]

[Nitz just sat there as one of his friends yelled at him while the other held her back. He honestly wasn't upset, he was just happy to see them after being in that weird mind void]

Nory calm down, he just woke up- [Greenson tried to reason]

I dont care!!!

And your gonna get us booted from the hospital....

[That made her calm down a bit]

I'm sorry, I didn't think chasing that ghost would lead to me getting hurt like this. I've fallen off stuff before, guess I finally fell the wrong way.... [Nitz tried to joke to keep himself from crying]

[On Longest Night, he had seen what he thought to be a ghost choke someone, and even though his friends hadn't seen it, Nitz chased after it with his friends far behind him trying to catch up.]

[He couldn't remember, but Nory said as he was running across a fallen tree over a deep water flow trench, he had slipped and fallen off it, throwing him into a several month coma.]

[He honestly couldn't believe how close he probably got to dying]

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- and you've been in a coma since October. Everyonce in awhile you showed signs of coming out of it, so everyone has stayed hopeful you'd wake up, and here you are.

[The doctor explained]

That being said, would you like me to contact your friends and family for you?

[Nitz thought for a moment]